A dog's viewpoint of humans.
They feed me.
They love me.
They take care of me.
They must be gods.
A cat's viewpoint of humans.
They feed me.
They love me.
They take care of me.
I must be a god.
;)
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A dog's viewpoint of humans.
They feed me.
They love me.
They take care of me.
They must be gods.
A cat's viewpoint of humans.
They feed me.
They love me.
They take care of me.
I must be a god.
;)
Why? :confused: we were just starting to have some fun (see above from catland & RICHARD)Quote:
so....back to evolution and creation
welcome to the Church of the Kitty Kat...Quote:
Originally posted by catland
A cat's viewpoint of humans.
They feed me.
They love me.
They take care of me.
I must be a god.
;)
today's sermon is *cough, cough*
dang.........here comes a hairball.
as far as creation and evolution go......
i have evolved into thinking that creation isn't
all it's cracked up to be!
Dog Story:
In Tennessee, a guy sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog for Sale".
He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard.
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a black mutt just sitting there.
"You talk?" he asks.
"Yep," the mutt replies.
"So, what's your story?"
The mutt looks up and says, "Well, I discovered this gift pretty young and
I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no
time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with
spies
and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.
I was one of their most valuable spies eight years running.
The jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any
younger
and I wanted to settle down. So I signed up for a job at the airport to do
some
undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and
listening in.
I uncovered some incredible dealings there and was awarded a batch of
medals.
Had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the
dog.
The owner says, "Ten dollars."
The guy says, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so
cheap?"
The owner replies, "He's such a liar. He didn't do any of that stuff."
:D Liz!
scientists recently found that a tribe of indianapolis indians born with a strange defect
that was being passed from generation to generation...the people there were evolving -
they were growing up with out nipples.
the scientists did a study of 500 members of the tribe.
when asked by the media about their findings they were unable to give a reason as to why there was an indian-nippleless 500.
:rolleyes:
*mmmfffffph chortle chortle* oh Buttercup, and we did so try to behave while the Mayor was away.... :D :p ;) *sigh*
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Originally posted by lbaker
*mmmfffffph chortle chortle* oh Buttercup, and we did so try to behave while the Mayor was away.... :D :p ;) *sigh*
speak for yourself......i still think that's within the bounds of being .....ah.......ah...
......oh, alright i'll take the blame for this one....
btw, the topic was evolution.
buttercup?!?!?!?!?!
thanks, zippy, remember-revenge is a dish best eaten cold......
:D No problemo, Buttercup!Quote:
Originally posted by RICHARD
thanks, zippy, ......
:D ;) UMMMMM, are you all Running Amuck????;)
actually it's more like a slow trot amuck!!!Quote:
Originally posted by LoudLou
:D ;) UMMMMM, are you all Running Amuck????;)
:rolleyes: :)
you aren't gonna tell, are you???:(
Ok so I'm joining in late
BUTTERCUP????? I didn't know you played sports......LOL LOL
OMG Slick, I have tears running down my face :D :D I had to get up from my desk and shut my door :o I've heard the sole purpose of a middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.... so what's your middle name Buttercup?
Laurie
Richard,
" when asked by the media about their findings they were unable to give a reason as to why there was an indian-nippleless 500."
:p :p :p hee hee
hokay....Quote:
Originally posted by slick
Ok so I'm joining in late
BUTTERCUP????? I didn't know you played sports......LOL LOL
try this.....i was sent a form of the professor poopypants name changer....that one gave me the
name 'buttercup girdlehead'......this one gave me
'loopy bananahead'
http://www.ga2so.com/poop.html
go ahead, try it, make my day!
:)
........ so your middle name is girdlehead? I can hear the Mayor right now "BUTTERCUP GIRDLEHEAD, go to your room this instant :mad: ) ;)
Anything to put a smile on your face Richard.
Just call me Squeezit Wafflefanny!!!
I'm laughing so hard I'm crying........Why do we have to pick on poor Richard like this....Quote:
Originally posted by lbaker
........ so your middle name is girdlehead? I can hear the Mayor right now "BUTTERCUP GIRDLEHEAD, go to your room this instant :mad: ) ;)
no problem......Quote:
Originally posted by slick
I'm laughing so hard I'm crying........Why do we have to pick on poor Richard like this....
it's friday!!!!
I almost peed in my pants. I have to go home now. Catch ya later
Poopsie Gerbiltush checking in....
Poopsie!Quote:
Originally posted by Cheshirekatt
Poopsie Gerbiltush checking in....
I'm a Poopsie too:D actually, my full name is Poopsie Chucklebuns. I guess that makes me really PC (groan:eek: )
I'm "Lumpy Liverhiney." :D :D
My other names from Poopypants:
Hobbit name: Polly Grubb of Little Delving
Wu name: Phantom Observer
Hockey name: Shane McHeysdyk
Smurf name: Megatron Smurf
I still like Squeezit Wafflefanny the best. Just call me Squeezie for short.
:D
Do you have the weblink? I'm mainly interested in knowing if the person was an academic. And, in academia was the person a theologian, a liturgical historian, a Literature student...
Each type of student would have his/her own context within which they wrote their argument.
thanks.
Remember, I never said it didn't have christian themes, just that it's not a christian book. Similarly, the musical group Creed has many christian themes, but they aren't a christian rock group.
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Originally posted by lotrfreak
he left nothing that really tells who did this but you can write questions to:
[email protected]
LOL!!!!
My new name is: Booger Bananafanny. :p
I decided to type in names of people I know.
Mom's new name: Snotty Bananafanny
My old best friend's new name: Flunky Wafflehead
My German teacher's name: Falafel Toiletchunks (HAHAHAHAHA)
My neighbor's little girl's new name: Poopsie Pizzabuns
HA HA HA HA HA!
back to evolution...
indian thing is sarcasm...right.....that isnt possible....
true...I'll see what i can do...
here is one: http://members.cts.com/king/e/erikt/...n/jrrtcrst.htm
here is another: http://www.leaderu.com/humanities/wood-classic.html
:)
Thanks. I'll have a look. Seems that one is a lay person, and one university or similar program, seemingly a christian one. thanks
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Originally posted by lotrfreak
back to evolution...
indian thing is sarcasm...right.....that isnt possible....
it's a joke.
going back to evolution.
now,
what are we gonna do with the knowledge of how we got here?
of what use will that info be to us?
if 'god' has put us, as tangible three dimensional beings, plants, animals and other things on the planet, why the mystery about
who he is......a benevolent creator would want credit for being
so...........creative!
if god did put us on the planet where is that proof?
crybaby!!!!Quote:
Originally posted by lbaker
OMG Slick, I have tears running down my face :D :D I had to get up from my desk and shut my door :o I've heard the sole purpose of a middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.... so what's your middle name Buttercup?
Laurie
lee.
:p
I was a non-believer who had no proof...Quote:
Originally posted by RICHARD
if god did put us on the planet where is that proof?
then I saw pancakes on a bunny. If that is not a sign, what is?
tis a sign....god works in mysterious ways ;) ......also 3700 'looks' and 318 posts in 18 days.............Quote:
Originally posted by catland
I was a non-believer who had no proof...
then I saw pancakes on a bunny. If that is not a sign, what is?
:eek:
Pinky Pottybrains here. Sheesh!
Sheesh is right! I am LUMPY TOILETTUSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:eek:Quote:
Originally posted by mugsy
Pinky Pottybrains here. Sheesh!
LOL LOL - What a bummer!! :D :DQuote:
Originally posted by LoudLou
Sheesh is right! I am LUMPY TOILETTUSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:eek:
Allow me to introduce myself, I am: Lumpy Pizzabuns
feel like we should have the hobbit name generator, considering the theme.
It is not very impressive spouting big chunks of rhetoric when it is not one's own and saying "THERE" like a fraud putting the last splash of paint onto someone else's work of art and claiming it as their own.Quote:
Originally posted by lotrfreak
need i say more?
By all means quote others who have researched the topic thoroughly, it is difficult to debate a topic without providing corroborating "evidence," but please do not claim other's words as your own by omitting a reference to the author.
Back to the point of the use of the word "Racism"versus "Bigotry" or "Prejudice." I would, myself, have no qualms in using the word "Racism" in describing anti-semitism as Jewish people were, as Semetic peoples, racially distinct from other Caucasians before the Holocaust. This ancestry has been diluted somewhat since, but it still remains and many Jews bear the unique phsyical characteristics associated with that race.
Likewise, in some situations, anti-Christian sentiments can be considered "Racist" as the Christian religion is often incorrectly linked with Western culture. Another striking example of race/religion associations is one we all know only too well - racism against those of Arabic descent (ironically also Semetic peoples) on the basis that they are assumed to be Islamic, and therefore are terrorists.
An interesting point to ponder. I do agree that the word "Racism" is bandied around and misused constantly, as an unjustified insult or "shock" value.
this is a link to a couple of name generators one being a hobbit name:
http://www.barrowdowns.com/middleearthname.asp?Size=