they help the tooth fairy.
Where does water come from?
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they help the tooth fairy.
Where does water come from?
Water comes from rainbows!
What are ice cubes?
Cubes of fire.
Where does the word "dog" come from?
dog comes from the black purse
what is a mouse?
A "mouse" is an unpredictable dent in the road, there are no warning posts on the Highway when it comes experiencing "A MOUSE", :eek:
Drive with Caution!! :cool:
Why did that chicken cross the road?
So we would forever wonder about it!Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
What is a thimble?
What is a thimble? It's a bronze disc played by percussionists - they either brush them together or strike them with sticks in order to produce that distinct thimble sound.
What is a pincushion?
A pincushion is something you wear in your shoes to make walking more comfy.Quote:
Originally Posted by cassiesmom
What is a cartoon?
A cartoon is when you're driving down the highway and you turn the sound system up REALLY LOUD!
What does it mean to be "gellin' " (as in "I'm gellin'")
Gellin~ That's a hap-hazzard moment in your life when become so consumed with errands that you "forget" to put on your shoes before you race to the store. While standing behind the cart , you ask yourself!
Am I gellen~~ again? :rolleyes: :D
Maureen Sullivan was Mia Farrows Mother, Mary Martin was Larry Hagmans Mother, and I've heard that Marilyn Monroe was Tinker Bells Mother~ :eek: Who was Jimminy Crickets Mother?
Godzilla!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
Why do fireflies light up?
They light up because they're blind
What is a dollar bill?
( I'm still laughing about "Godzilla" being the mother of Jiminy Cricket) Please, Please, Give me a moment ~~~~ Oh Lord~~~~ :D :D :D
"What is a dollar bill?" ( my ribs hurt)
A"Dollar Bill " (yeah, I'm still laughing here) is the simple price Donald Duck paid to get that *Kiss* from Daisey Duck!!!
What is a Dust Ruffle?
A dust ruffle is the little pile that gets caught between the dust pan and the floor, the one that takes a wet paper towel to clean up off the floor.
What is aluminum foil?
Aluminum foil is when it starts snowing. The city is covered in 'aluminum foil' :)
What is a computer mouse?
You're so right about the dust ruffle :D (So, that's what they call it :cool: )
Aluminum foil is an inward zest ~ Daffy Duck, as a masked avenger, explained the power of Aluminum Foil when he shouted "High, Ho, Tin Foil!!!! :cool: It's an incredible feeling, it's Aluminum!!! It can't be crushed. ;)
What is a towel,versus, a towelette?
A towelette is a baby towel.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
What do you do with peanut butter?
Peaunt Butter was made for little "starved" mice, so, I give them what they "crave", in order to keep them happy,~ Peanut Butter ~ What would we do, without it :eek:
Why do we buy Ant Traps?
We buy them so we can lure cars in them.
What is a star? Why are they up so high?
A star is a runaway candle... They don't wanna go back home ((Yea, I know that was lame.))
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How are babies made?
((Can't wait to see the answer to this one))
Babies aren't made. They grow in cabbage patches. I thought everyone knew that! ;) :DQuote:
Originally Posted by sweetpatata6
What do kangaroo's really keep in their pouches?
A "romance novel" and a pair of boxing gloves :D
Is it really true about "Bon Ami" cleansing powder, " It hasn't scratched yet"
Gosh is that a fairy tale!!! Bon Ami is the reason we have the Grand Canyon. Talk about a big scratch!!! They just hid the fact with a cleaver marketing ad!Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
How many toes does a worm have?
A worm has one big toe. You don't actually see the worm. You see it's toe ;)
What is spring?
Spring is a very yummy cake that everyone makes in the summer! It goes great with watermelon.Quote:
Originally Posted by KittyGurl
What is a noodle?
A noodle is a great big pot that you can use to make soup.
Why do cicadas hum?
They are in a chorus. :p
Why do cats NOT come in green?
They do. They just hide it under black fur!Quote:
Originally Posted by Maltese_Love
What is a blue moon?
A blue moon is a moon who has been crying.
what is chicken?
Chicken is a little green critter that lives in a swamp!!! They make a tasty bbq!
What is the big dipper?
Big dipper is the scoop that gets the ice cream out of the carton and into my bowl FASTEST!
What is a picture frame?
A picture frame is the biggest star in the world. You might think, well, where is it? Well, you can't see it cuase it's invisible!
What is the sun?
The sun is a big glass of milk that covers the earth.
what is a smile?
A smile is a hug for your heart. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Almita
Is a bug in a rug really snug?
no, because he's always being walked on :eek:
why does it always rain the day I get my car washed?
Quote:
Originally Posted by cassiesmom
Because you told the clouds to rain, and coustomer support listened.
Why is an orange called an orange?
So nothing can ever rhyme with it. It doesn't want to be put in cheesy poems!Quote:
Originally Posted by sweetpatata6
What are vacuum cleaners used for?
A vacuum cleaner is the perfect place to hang folded (paper) shopping bags.
What's the difference between the colors purple and violet?
One is green and one is orange
what is a phone?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Almita
DUH! A phone is what you use to write a letter with!
What's the number to 911?