I've never tasted one but I hear they taste just like chicken!!
*they look like little green gallbladders, however!!!:eek: *
Why do ducks waddle?
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I've never tasted one but I hear they taste just like chicken!!
*they look like little green gallbladders, however!!!:eek: *
Why do ducks waddle?
Those poor ducks, NO ARMS!!!! ( Just those wings to steady them !!!!)
Because, they can't work out with "weights", so , everything justs goes, well, you know where!!!! :rolleyes:
Did Dorothy Gale ever get even with Miss. Gulch?
They actually became good friends. Toto would even help "water" her garden! ;)
Does Mickey Mouse ever wear long pants?
okay, this is still the wrong game!!!
Does Mickey Mouse wear long pants? :rolleyes:
Nope, he doesn't even attend premieres these days.(Walt is dead? or is he frozen?) :rolleyes:
I have read, on Yahoo, that he and Minnie currently live in a retirement nudist colony!! :eek:
What do Mickey and Minnie do for kicks and giggles now?? :eek:
They sit around and watch cheese mold!!! High excitement to be sure!!! :eek:
What is a doodle?
An "al dente" noodle!!!!
Does a watched pot really boil? :rolleyes:
No they are too shy and prefer to get steamed when alone!!!
Just how crazy IS a bed bug?
Crazier than a *^it House Rat!!!! :D
What is Cold Cream?
its milk getting cooked in the microwave
what is ice cream?
frozen Nivia!!!!! :D
Where do the fairies go during HOT weather???
Why, they play inside smelly work boots, of course!
Why did the bionic woman's show get cancelled in the 70s?
because she ate too many peanuts!
Therefore it caused her to go into a sezuire/coma and then frozen in time.
lmao
why don't dogs get brain freeze when eating ice cream? they just love it.?
dogs seldom get brain freeze because their hearts are just TOO warm!!!!!
Do mother squirrels read stories to their baby squirrels?
Of course, they read them stories about silly human children. Really makes the baby squirrels giggle!!!
Can sharks smile?
Yes, they imitate everything that they see on Television and at the Movie theaters!!!
Where was Howdy Dody buried?
He was creamated at a Boy Scout Jamboree. He made a fine fire for roasting marshmallows and making smoors, then was scattered to the four winds.
How many pigs are in a poke?
come on--You KNOW it is 3!!!!!!!! :D We always poke fun at the Big Bad Wolfie!!!!!!
How big was John Wayne?
About yeah high, pilgram! ;)
Did Jack ever go back up the bean stalk?
Yes, didn't you read all about that??? Jack left the Goose's Magic Food in the Castle!!!! (must be the greed got to him!!!)
What kind of shampoo did Goldilocks use? ( I'm sure she tinted her hair later in life) :rolleyes:
Tegrin. She had a nasty case of dandruff. That is how the bears found her....the trail. :D
Set me straight. Was Cinderella's glass shoe a Prada?
Or a knock off?
Sad to say, The Fairy God Mother confessed that she congoured up that pair of "Slippers" from" Payless!!!!" :rolleyes:
Has anyone kept up with Cinderella? Is she still married to the Prince?
No he was an alcoholic who embarrassed her at the ball.
But he is in A.A. now and has joint custody of the kids. Cinderella is now selling Mary Kay cosmetics. And she and the Prince are the best of friends. :D :p :D
:confused: What's the next question?
OOps. My bad.
What color of cotton candy is the healthiest?
Pink because it's heart healthy!!!
What ever happened to the Lone Ranger's pal Tonto?
Oh MY God!!!!!!!! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces
What ever happened to Tonto??? :eek:
He wrote a best seller, Lonely Me, and retired in Buenos Aires with all the money he made in Royalties!!! Under the pen name, Chemo Sabe ;)
Can birds wear lipstick?
:D
Sure they can. Their favorite color is red except the flamingo's. They like a berry color best.
Did Cindy Bear ever make time with Yogi?
From what I can ascertain, yes, but it's probably just gossip. :D
Which wine is best to drink while dancing? White or Red?
White for sure! It doesn't show up as bad when you spill it while spinning around the dance floor!!!
What ever happened to Yogi and Boo Boo Bear?
They still hang with the rest of the Hanna Barbara has beens at Yogi's Forest Condo!!
Where is Chatty Cathy now-a-days?( can she still talk?)
She floated down river during the last flood and hasn't been heard from since.
Why don't dogs have thumbs?
Because then they'd drive and there are already too many cars on the road. :D
What do you think about when you are clipping/filing your animals claws?
They don't need thumbs, they grasp onto people and things better with out them!! ;)
Can dogs hitch hike? :eek:
Looks like I have two to answer:
Zoey, when I clip my cat's nails all I think about is trying to survive or a tropical island, which ever comes to mind first!
Dorothy Dogs can't hitch hike because they don't have thumbs!
What ever happened to the Jolly Green Giant?
That nasty little "Nibblet " tripped him!!! On purpose!! :D He destroyed the set, after breaking a hip. They fired him, and a law suit is pending. I still like his sweet corn though.
Where is the- Hamm's (Beer) Bear- these days? :rolleyes:
...sleeping it off.
Who is the pop & dough boy's girlfriend?
Polly Pocket!!!!! His PITA PLAYMATE!!!! :D
Mickey had Minnie, Donald had Daisy. and even Chip and Dale got a little action, but, what about Goofy??? :rolleyes:
Didn't he have Pluto, the dog??
They hung out together, but it was purely platonic.
I heard Goofy is happily married and living in Toledo. I think her name is Georgette. :D
Which Hawaiian Island grows the most coconuts, and why?
I think it is Moui? :D but I'm not sure :D ( did I spell that right) laughing while typing!!!
something to do with Peter Paul Mounds I think!!! ;)
Do dogs , living in the Hawiian Islands, eat clams? :eek:
haha!! lmao!! ;)
You spelled it right, because this is the *wrong* game, tee hee.
mounds are so yummy.
Yes, those Hawaiian dogs eat clams, and try to eat the shells too. :eek:
Do surfing dogs prefer to use their own boards, or share?