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Still where the smell of sour mash is in the air. Things are going along fine until Koko sees a rabbit & takes off with the wagon load of sugar. Bill of course is lagging behind (poor old devil) yelling at Koko to stop while sugar is flying ....Quote:
Originally Posted by kokopup
barking
in the air because the bag wasn't sealed. On the hand Sana's doggy is barking and Sana is feeling unhappy, but, isn't really thinking or showing it....!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Bonny
match
Sana's dog Sparky is barking for a reason he is no match to the big brown bear at the Still gulping down the the sour mash & slurping the moonshine out of the Still. Then along comes Wombat like Davy Crack-up Crockett ...Quote:
Originally Posted by sana
wrestling
....complete with kangarooskin hat. Approaching the bear, Wombat speaks in a loud clear voice..." Ok cobber, enuf is enuf. Bugger off from Bills still or I'll bloody have you. Better still, you see that shiela over there with the oil monkeys coveralls and floral hat on ??? Well that's Bonny, and she'll have you out for a wrestling barney. Get ready for the hide'n of your life mate, they don't casll her the Powerpuff Broad for nothun." Bonny flexs her muscle (yes, just one), and.......Quote:
Originally Posted by Bonny
Dust
takes off running in her platform high heels behind Bill & Koko leaving the bear in the dust. Chicken as he is Mr. Wombat gets left at the StillQuote:
Originally Posted by wombat2u2004
bear bait
Bonny
where he has been overtaken by the Mash fumes. About the time Wom turns to run it is already to late. It looks like Wom's next assignment will be impersonating bear bait. Just then out of no where comes...Quote:
takes off running in her platform high heels behind Bill & Koko leaving the bear in the dust. Chicken as he is Mr. Wombat gets left at the Still
police whistle
the Keystone cops blowing their police whistle. They quickly stun the bear & cuff him. Wombat is unharmed & offers the cops some Moonshine out of gratitude which ...Quote:
Originally Posted by kokopup
down under blunder
.......goes down very well thankyou very much. But too late Wom realises his mistake, too late did he realise that the Keystone Cops were really Iowan Walmart people disguised as humans. "THAT was the biggest down under blunder I have EVER made, and not only was it not made down under, it was made up over". Said Wom.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bonny
All of a sudden, there was a rustling sound coming from within the tree stand and...............
Suzi Wong
Suzi Wong a reporter from the Southern Enquirer stepped out of the bush. She was reporting on life in Bills Woodlot and wanted to interview .....Quote:
Originally Posted by wombat2u2004
someone or anyone
Suzi Wong a reporter from the Southern Enquirer stepped out of the bush. She was reporting on life in Bills Woodlot and wanted to interview .....
the Wompy guy that was almost bear bait. Having no luck getting any one to respond to her inquiry for the Enquirer. In despair she jumped up on a pine stump and started shouting " someone or anyone" I need a story true or not.
I'll pay....
Barbara Walters
ANYTHING to have my own show, Good Morning Alabama, and displace the makeup queen Barbara Walters. ANYTHING" She said as she batted her eyelids (do Chinese people have eyelids ?? Not sure....anyway) she batted her eyelids at the gathering throng of Bills neighbours and the local football team. "ANYTHING ????" Said all of the Alabaman men (including Bill) in unison.Quote:
Originally Posted by kokopup
"Yes, anything" said Suzi with a wink. Not to be outdone, Bonny arrives on a pair of stilts. Standing now at least an inch above the shortest Alabaman man, she shouts out..............
Chiclets
"Ok you queen Barbara wantabe this Chiclets won't take this treatment from any of you amazons. It is as clear as a can ofQuote:
ANYTHING to have my own show, Good Morning Alabama, and displace the makeup queen Barbara Walters. ANYTHING" She said as she batted her eyelids (do Chinese people have eyelids ?? Not sure....anyway) she batted her eyelids at the gathering throng of Bills neighbours and the local football team. "ANYTHING ????" Said all of the Alabaman men (including Bill) in unison.
"Yes, anything" said Suzi with a wink. Not to be outdone, Bonny arrives on a pair of stilts. Standing now at least an inch above the shortest Alabaman man, she shouts out..............
corn to me that...
Riverboat
you can take the next Riverboat headed out of town pronto. I'll sick Sana's dog Sparky on you all ....Quote:
Originally Posted by kokopup
skedaddle
....and he can bite your leg off for all I care. Now skedaddle el pronto you brazen hussy."Quote:
Originally Posted by Bonny
All of a sudden Suzy metamorphosed into a butterfly and flew away. The gathering crowd all looked on in awe, and all said in unison "Awwwwwwwe"
Bonny takes off her hat and slaps the dust off her dungarees, and says "That'll teach her to mess with a grain fed mid-western gal." The angry crowd gathers around Bonny, angry because they have missed the opportunity of having a new Good Morning Alabama hostess. "We want Suzi, we want Suzi." Chant the angry crowd. Just then, a red tractor..........
$5.00 a gallon
with Bill at the wheel rolled up amid the chanting mob. I don't care anything about this Good Morning Alabama thing, we have a good enough hostess now.Quote:
....and he can bite your leg off for all I care. Now skedaddle el pronto you brazen hussy."
All of a sudden Suzy metamorphosed into a butterfly and flew away. The gathering crowd all looked on in awe, and all said in unison "Awwwwwwwe"
Bonny takes off her hat and slaps the dust off her dungarees, and says "That'll teach her to mess with a grain fed mid-western gal." The angry crowd gathers around Bonny, angry because they have missed the opportunity of having a new Good Morning Alabama hostess. "We want Suzi, we want Suzi." Chant the angry crowd. Just then, a red tractor..........
I do have some excellent Sour Mash Whiskey here for a mere $5.00 a gallon . If you're not into the drink then it will do fine for running you farm machinery or getting bird poo off of your....
lavender dress