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Do Moose play Hopscotch? :rolleyes: Tell me about it~
If it's not Deer Jumping Rope, its Moose playing Hopscotch !!! There's no sense in throwing cracked corn out to divert their intentions, one just has to accept their past times at any given moment! :o (Not to mention the mess to clean up afterwards :rolleyes: )
Do Red Squirrels and Blue Jays get along well?
Indeed they do!! They are best buds!!! A pair of them were sitting in my tree singing "me and my buddy" this morning. Really irritated the snot out of the rest of the birds who were trying to sing!Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
Why do fish blow bubbles?
Red squirrels and blue jays get along well. Blue Jays also get along with Cardinals because they are in opposite baseball leagues.
Had Dorothy carried duct tape in that little basket, she would not have needed Band-Aids, because she could have put duct tape right on her blisters. If she had neither duct tape nor Band-Aids in it, then what the heck did she have?
She packed a Peanut Butter Sandwich in her basket, then, quickly slipped in a picture of her Auntie Em :o Yeah, you guessed right, Em bought Peter Pan Peanut Butter on sale that week!!! :rolleyes: ( that poor girl, huh) :DQuote:
Originally Posted by cassiesmom
What do Blue Jays and Cardinals talk about while dining at "The Bird Feeder" :rolleyes:
Hey what about my question? :DQuote:
Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces
How did I miss that question :eek: (scrolls back)
Fish appear to be blowing bubbles, when actually, they're just trying their darnest to Whistle!!!!
We've simply got to clean up "The Wrong Game"-------Ahem-----
Next question----Please note that this is the Pet Talk Version--- :rolleyes: :D
Play along if you like~~~ :o
Cole, Kong, James, Elvis, Midas-----What word has been left out here?
Popeye!!!!!!! Who could forget him!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
Does spinach really make you strong?
No it does not make you Strong !!!! Never, ever, eat Spinach of any form, be it canned, or freshly picked!! It's BAD Food!!
( Ironic, isn't it? :eek: )
Is the State of Kansas smack dab in the Middle of The United States?
No, we are up by Alaska!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
Do monkey's like making mud pies?
Okay, you threw me a curve ball :D ( Good for you Moff)
Ohh Yes indeed, Monkies are well aquainted with the specifics, their Mud Pies are the envy of every single Chef !!!(Gosh, their pies are soooo good)
While we're on the subject of Mud~ :D ~
Ahh, What is mud, exactly? :rolleyes:
Here mud is also called cow pies!!! It comes from, um, well, cows. Makes a great facial though!!! :eek: :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
How fast do snails run?
Snails? Wasn't that a Brand* name for Panty Hose? Man, they were such a rip off~ one little snag and "zipppppp"~ you could even feel it!!! :eek:
Clocks, dye, heaters, sled dogs, rabbit ----what else runs?
scrambled eggs!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
Do frogs wear leggings?
Yes they do, to hold their frog feet while swimming.
What do lings look like to you?
Earthlings all looks quite the same to me , then,of course, there's Ducklings,Hatchlings,Kindlings~~~that try to stand out in the crowd~ :cool:
What is a Turkey Baster?