Bill Gates? Why do you ask? I'd say somewhere between $0.00 and (turn computer sideways) 8 dollars. (in canadian currency :p He has between -1.00 and (sideways) 8 dollars american)
Where does the universe end?
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Bill Gates? Why do you ask? I'd say somewhere between $0.00 and (turn computer sideways) 8 dollars. (in canadian currency :p He has between -1.00 and (sideways) 8 dollars american)
Where does the universe end?
We're in a fish bowl :p
Did Aliens really visit ancient civilizations? :rolleyes:
Of course, because if they didn't, we would still be eating pogosticks!
Why are Polka dots called polka dots?
They are dot that do the polka dance
what is a camera?
It is a wooden leg...in disguise!
Why do we have ears?
Where else are we going to hang our Christmas Stockings?
Why are there two sides to a coin?
Have you been drinking???? (lol)
Why is my phone green??
Because if it was Blue the microwave would be jealous!
How is cotton candy made??
It's baked in the oven with taco sauce.
Why is snow so cold?
so we can tell the difference between "snow" and "sugar"!!!
What are Sugar Plums ~?
Sugar plums are fat grapes.
What are marbles used for?
They're put into your head at birth~ to keep you rolling on!! ;)
Have you ever seen a person who has lost their marbles? :eek:
Only every time I look in a mirror!!!
Why does it snow in the winter?
It's not snow that's rain.
What is soup?
Soup is that wet stuff that's on the ground after a heavy rain!
Why do ducks quack?