It's a fancy name for gas.
What do you do with doodles?
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It's a fancy name for gas.
What do you do with doodles?
I store them in my Yankee "Doodle" Dandy Library.
Do people still play tic-tac-toe?
Yes but they use real tacks and real toes. Gives a whole new demension to the game!
What kind of dog is Snoopy?
A tabby
How old is the whicked witch (Should be right up your ally, Dorthy :p )?
The Wicked Witch is 1,256 years old. That is like 32 in human years.
What did the Three Little Pigs build?
The Great Pyramids in Egypt~
Did Red Riding Hood own any Pets?
Yes, she had a goose named Frank. Sadly the wolf met Frank strolling in the woods one day. No more Frank!!!
What ever happened to Woody WoodPecker?
Woody and Andy (Panda) broke away from their "cartoon" type cast roles.
They had to honor their Studio Contract for 5 more years, but that was in the 70's. I heard they opened a Gambling Casino near Las Vegas soon afterwards and that they still look and act the same way.
Did Chilly Willy every make it back to the North Pole?
No he made a wrong turn in Chicago and ended up at the South pole!! Only penguin there with all those polar bears. Not a pretty sight!!! :eek:
Why is Kansas so windy? (and no it's not because I live here ;) )
Because everyone there is constantly farting!
Why do they call a window a window?
Because everyone would be confused it we started calling windows starmahakuracknies.
What does the saying "you've got mail!" mean?
Means that you have a man coming to your house.
What are headphones useful for?
Head phones make great purse handles!!!
Why do birds perch on electrical wires? :eek:
Because it's fun to ride on them when the wind blows!!! WHEEEEE there goes another bird!!!
What is popcorn?
Popcorn is a city in Lalaland!
How much money does Bill Gates have?