Mine certainly do!!!! I can hardly get on line because one of them seems to ALWAYS be emailing other kitties!!!
What size shoes do toads wear?
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Mine certainly do!!!! I can hardly get on line because one of them seems to ALWAYS be emailing other kitties!!!
What size shoes do toads wear?
they are size 15
what are cellphones?
Phones that never sell.
Why did the chicken cross the road but leave all the chicks behind?
Everyone needs a break from their kids once in a while.
What is a smilie used for?
A smilie is used for cake!
what is a boyfriend? hmm...
Hmmm, a boy friend? I think he's the member of a band who plays a French horn. It's been so long, I don't remember for sure. ;)
What are band aids used for?
Band-aids work in a "pinch" when there is no cellophane tape around!!!
( but, they display a sore gift :cool: )
I've heard of Cat Scratch Fever, but, What is Dog Scratch Fever?
hmmm... Tough one, my professional opinion would be that it is the skin between your toes gets all stretchy .
How do Calculators work?
They are the little things you clip on your belt that tell you how many steps you take.
What is a spoon used for?
They are used to cut wood.
What are calendars used for?
They help you keep your Holiday recipes in order!
Is water wet??
No , Water is not wet. It's properties are vague and mysterious. I've never seen it, but I've heard about it. :eek:
What is fire?
Fire is something that makes you so cold you have to wear tons of clothes so you won't freeze!!!
What is a soap opera?
Oh My Lord, I've actually been to a Soap Opera :eek:
Instead of Popcorn as the standard munchie while viewing the awesome entertainment, the confection is "SOAP"~ ( I witnessed a woman who snacked on a bar of Ivory soap while viewing such an Opera~ :eek: )
What is macrame ?
Macrame is those silly things we had to make in grade school with dried noodles!!!
Why do dogs bark?