My glasses, a book
And a cat in my armpit
Beat a sleeping pill!;)
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My glasses, a book
And a cat in my armpit
Beat a sleeping pill!;)
Klingon on Connor
Try to catch him but it's gone
Bare feet will find it;)
Furminology
brings meaning to cat-isms
we already knew!
Julie was too slow
Dingleberries from Connor
Lie in wait for toes!
Come Eliot, dear
Love that elevator butt
But prefer your nose.
Klingon 'tween my toes..
Spock! Quick! get me a tissue...
Why are you laughing?
Was the klingon warm?
'tis much more satisfying
than day old cold barf.
Captain's log, stardate...
Wait! That's no captain's "log"! It's
a little cat "log"!!!
What is the appeal
of toilet humor and themes
that I am drawn to?
My kids are appalled
at the antics of their mom
orphans they are not!
but alas my loves-
it is the nurse within me
that I can't deny
Explains my intense
fascination with body-
part definitions:D
SCOTTY! Beam me up!
There is nothing but cat poop
sand, ammonia here.:eek:
Remember, it was ACM that boldly went where.......;)
I ponder the word
to one it conjures Star Trek-
medicine to me
I ponder the mind
is Richard more ether'al?
the gutter holds mine?
From the kittie's rear
To boldly go where no man...
WAIT! I clean Ed's box!!!!
I should know better
This thread is best pondered
Long after lunchtime! :rolleyes:
When is the right timeQuote:
Originally posted by Twink
I should know better
This thread is best pondered
Long after lunchtime! :rolleyes:
to peruse the Cat Haiku
thread, Early or late?????:confused:
Sulu! Scan that, Quick!!
Captain, It's not a Klingon-
Its a "CATSTEROID"!
:eek: :confused: :o ;)
Cidadas, what fun
Easier than birds
And everywhere
mmm crunchy too
Waiting for my dad,
watching from the front screen door.
A three day weekend!
Frodo and Bilbo
with hairy toes they wander
Five daily meals eat.
I know their names well
will never confuse again--
embarrass my kids!
Round eyes open wide
deep pools of recognition
My Dylan's sweet gaze!
Who gave you away?
Whose heart no longer loved you?
Their loss my best gain!
Caressing my chin
a paw lovingly touches--
Soft as a lover.
A most gentle purr
your ears contain my secrets
soothe and bring the calm.
Oh, my sleeping cat
Inspires me to nap too!
waking, just to eat!
Asleep on the couch,
Blue bird just outside my reach..
Who invented glass?
I don't think so, cat!
Why don't you eat your own food?
Upset kitty sulks
Kitty face at my door
Patiently waiting for me-
It's time for dinner!
Swat, tick, bump, pa-thump
Scree, scree, WHAP! click, click, click, click-
Milk ring play, at night.
My nocturnal friend-
Why do you start play at night?
Dad, I slept all day!
:D
Cat tortellini
Bathed in a sauce of sunlight.
Is food for the eyes.
;)
Filou says I prefer
Temptations, cranberry treats
food for my tummy.
Uncle Richard's package
Sara's and Sallyanne's gifts
so many good things!
The best however
is to have Mom and Dad back.
Signed Velcro Kitty;)
Now I needed to find another haiku for Kim's and Zoe's cat gifts but I am soooo jetlagged;)
No more vacation.
No more dad at home for me
Dad is back to work.
:(
I still get him on
Saturdays, Sundays, at night-
And to clean my box!!!
:D
Remus Kitty bum
In my way this AM, sigh
Dare I ask for less?
PS Richard, I like the last one ;)
My mid-day naptime
is spoiled, dad's gone back to work
The bed is ALL MINE.
:(
Edward saw me moping around after the So Cal BBQ..so he wrote a haiku for me.
Deep in mid winter,
My heart is buoyed by the thought
July will soon come.
Quote:
Originally posted by RICHARD
Edward saw me moping around after the So Cal BBQ..so he wrote a haiku for me.....
Wow, not only is your little guy adorable, he's talented, too.
;) :p Thanks for letting us know!
I make the payments
But Ed is the owner of
my new recliner.
:rolleyes: :confused: :mad:
Stop rolling over, Mom.
You are making me dizzy at night
STAY and be still!
And then we will be alright
zzzzzzzz...
oh, "STAY" only works for dogs I guess
A warm snoring cat,
on your lap, is a perfect
way to end the day.
Threadbare furnature
missing TP from the roll
Gotta love my cat!
Edit: I just looked at page 1 of this thread, its been around sincd '02! :eek:
Cat stress management?
Eat, clean yourself up, find a
place to take a nap.:cool:
Richard, this is a CLASSIC. Well done!Quote:
Originally posted by RICHARD
Cat stress management?
Eat, clean yourself up, find a
place to take a nap.:cool:
I Laughed out loud for all of them because most of them I can definitely relate to! Thanks sooooo much for sharing!
~Marychan
Autumn winds. Filou
comes back under the cover
from sleeping outside.
Filou's wite sheepskin
is now much more attractive
than balcony chairs.
My life is not bad
a sleeping cat in my lap,
watching the sun set.
During a meeting,
Officious talk abounds
Cat hair on my sleeve
----------------------
I drift off to think
About what my cat is doing
While I sit here bored.
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A half hearted ear
on the topic of the day-
A smile in my heart.
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I look at the clock
and think about stroking my
cat---not co-workers!!
;)
My new recliner
Supports my sleeping feline
I have to stand up.
Asleep on his back
Legs akimbo, he taunts me-
"I'm comfortable, dad!"
During his food break
I reclaim my rightful place-
"Ed, you can stand now!"