Mood rings are those rings you sometimes see around the moon. They show if the moon is in a good mood or not.Quote:
Originally Posted by Almita
What is a soap opera?
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Mood rings are those rings you sometimes see around the moon. They show if the moon is in a good mood or not.Quote:
Originally Posted by Almita
What is a soap opera?
WOW , It's really Out in Stores Now Moff? :eek: That's the title of my very first C.D.~ I recorded "Soap Opera" while taking a Shower!!! :D
Why does a Groundbreaking Ceremony require ""Brand New Shovels"" and Hard Hats? :rolleyes:
You just never know what you will did up when you go breaking ground!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
It's possible you will wake up some cranky critter if you did into his home in the ground!!! The shovels really aren't brand new. They just aren't used much so look new.
What does "dog tired" mean?
Dog tired means I lie down, pull up the blanket and have pleasant dreams about dogs!
Why does one sock from a pair always disappear in the wash?
Like it or not, our washing machines are often "possessed" by a Demonic Goat~and, as luck would have it, they're after our socks!!!! :eek:
Humpty Dumpty, Little Jack Horner, Simple Simon...........who comes next?
Miss Piggy!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
How many hairs make up a hair ball?
Oh, about 100... give or take a few...
Why do birds start chirping before the sun rises?
They start chirping before sunrise to make sure they are awake to catch the worms. Early birds have the best chance to get them.
Why do donuts have holes in the center?
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Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces
It's a dough ~~~~nut~~~ :D It's a treat that can slide onto your finger like a ring, and it's every bit as delicious as licking out of a bowl of raw cake batter! A Clever invention, huh!!
What is a hamburger?
A burger that hams eat.
What is a magazine?
It's a door stop from long ago~ Some people still use them :eek:
Why do mice have tails?
Mice have tails because they use it for karate tricks.
What are Snails?
Snails are cute little glue on decorations for your toenails! Who needs a toe ring when you can have a toe snail?Quote:
Originally Posted by Almita
What causes hiccups?
Flowers cause hiccups
What are mangos
Slimy balls of green potatoes.
Why do cows moo?
Because they can ( and we can't :D )Quote:
Originally Posted by Roxyluvsme13
What is a Straw Berry?
A strawberry is a large, green oval fruit that is used to make guacamole.
Where does lightning come from?
Lightning comes to you , while flying a kite ( that's the Key word ~ Kite) Always remember to never fly a kite!!! (Gosh, it hurts) :D
Who was the first Human Being to set foot on the Moon?
Wasn't that George Burns?
What are smoothies?
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Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces
:D You're right!!! :D :D (He left a cigar butt there) :D
Smoothies are "dryer sheets" that tag along inside your clothing. It's another "catch Phrase" :rolleyes:
Cool~ Groovy~Far out~ Sweet~Neat~High Five~ Bad~......... what's next? :rolleyes:
Hot Dog !Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
What are sun glasses?
They're prismatic pieces of glass that, when hung from the ceiling in a basement, are capable of recording future weather phenomenons~~~They're expensive!! :eek:
What is a Cat Burgler? :D
A cat burgler is really a dog in a cat suit who steals purses. He wants cats to get the blame!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
What is a pudding pop?
That's a "Bill Cosby" inpersonater.
Why are Flamingoes pink?
Flamingoes are pink because that's the color God was using when He created them.
Why is it necessary for me to click on START in order to turn my PC off?
Dorothy39, I looked up flamingoes to see why they are pink, anyhow ... it's because of their diet. Babies are born grey (according to Wikipedia). I didn't know that! I'm glad you asked!
Why do I have to click on START to turn my PC off?
That's just one of those little mysteries of life!!! Probably invented by some mad computer geek who just loves to play jokes on people!Quote:
Originally Posted by cassiesmom
What is a microwave used for?
Microwaves are used when you're just too busy to signal a good strong wave. I use them when I see one of my friends while riding " The Scrambler" at the county fair. :D
My Flamingo is BLUE, :eek: what do you suppose he's been eating??? :D
Your flamingo must have had a cherry Popsicle to get that blue color.
What causes sleep walking?
Chasing sheep in the middle of the night!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by cassiesmom
What is a burrito?
a burrito is a donkey made out of cheese
what is a sandwich?
A "Sandwich " is a mental thought one has while being stuck between two "wise guys", realizing that you are going to get bitten, no matter what you do. :D
What is Charlie Bucket doing at The Chocolate Factory these days? :cool:
He's developing the second generation of meals in a stick of gum. Low fat, low sodium, low cholesterol. Violet Beauregarde is his nutritional consultant.
Where did the Pirates of the Caribbean begin their journey?
They began in Texas!Quote:
Originally Posted by cassiesmom
Why is the north pole so cold?
Because your Matches always get wet when you're there!!!
Why do Humans have two eyes?
Because 1 eye is for horses
why do cats meow?
Because, their song sings the same words,where ever they are :cool:
Does LOVE really make the World go around? ( you've got to anwer WRONG) :eek:
No, but pets do. :p
What is rap?
rap is running apes in pajamas
what is an ipod?
ipod is a baby word that means: I peed on dad!!! For some reason babies think this is very funny!Quote:
Originally Posted by Almita
What do Santa's reindeer do in the summer?