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Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces
You Kansas people are so darned quick!!!! :D
Birds fly because gas is so darned expensive these days,
Now, what in the heck are erasers? Do we need them these days??
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Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces
You Kansas people are so darned quick!!!! :D
Birds fly because gas is so darned expensive these days,
Now, what in the heck are erasers? Do we need them these days??
erasers makes black marks on ur skin!
why do we have mouses? for the computer
To drive our cats crazy trying to catch them.
What is a smooch?
A pooch.
Who is today's Pet of the Day?
Hey, It was Mr. ED!!!! ;) ( a horse , is a horse, of oourse, of course) and The Horse Talks!!!! :eek:
Why are prickers so darned prickley? Why do they grow so large too? :eek:
They want to make sure they aren't ignored!!!
Why are pickles green?
because lemons are green
why are cds so round?
Compact discs are so "round' because long playing discs are so "out" :D
What is a reel?
It's a word we Kansans use to describe things as in "It's the reel thang!! "
Or "the sunset was reel purty".
What is a sucker?
A person who makes wise investment choices. (provided, as long as you placed the plastic protecter over the tag on your $500.00 Beanie Baby Bear) :D
Next question?????????? ;)
:D :D :D sorry, ( Kansas always wakes me up) :D
Goin to Kansas City, Kansas City here I come,
what is the next line in that song?
They've got some crazy little kitties there and I'm gonna get me one!!! :D
Is the moon really made of green cheese?
no its made out of Blue milk!
why are the coca-cola cans red?
So the Pepsi co will be sure and see them when someone is dinking coke and not Pepsi. It's their way of saying: na na na na naaaaaa na! :eek:
What are bendy straws for?
Great "noise makers" when every one else is sleeping!!!! ;)
What was the Ed. Sullivan Show all about?
No one really knows!!! I think it was a contest to see if anyone could ever make Ed smile. No one ever did that I heard of. AND he was proud of his big shoes. Every show he mentioned them.
Why do monkeys hang from their tails?
OhThat was good!!! A really Big Shew!!!!! :D
Monkeys hang by their "Tales", because a new generation has discovered their "music" :D (they were the new generation, they had something to say??) :eek:
Speaking of monkeys, :D ,
What else do they really eat, I don't believe in that bannana story at all!!!
Next question?????????????? :D
sorry, when I laugh, I type and then hit, reply, (dial up sucks)
Hahha. I love this thread. You guys are making me cheerful this morning. :D
Okay, hope you don't mind if i jump in here with a question...
What safety gear should a kayaker use?
Lots of chocolate and a bottle of beer!!! It may not keep you alive but it will make you forget your troubles.
How do you cook spaghetti?
nearest Italian Restaurant!!!
What spells r-e-l-i-e-f?????
L-e-t-t-e-r-s !!!! ;)
Do frogs have hair?
Yes, unless they shave regularly.Some frogs I see have no sense of personal Hygiene. (That dripping wet hair underneath their arm pits!!!!) :eek:
Can snakes wear panty hose?
Yes, as long as they aren't too tight. If they are too tight, they make the snake's eyes bug out!!! :eek:
How long does it take for someone to "get around to it?"
From here??? :D Nearest discount store that sells those stupid "rubber grippers for hard to open pickles" (looks at clock--- ah, give me 10 minutes) :D (round tuits that sold big in the 80's ;)
Is the man engraved on the current dime, in U.S. currency, the tooth fairies husband?? :D (I still think it is) ;)
He sure looks like him to me. Of course, it's been years since I've seen either him or his wife, the tooth fairy!!!
How do you make hot chocolate?
You just melt a chocolate bar!
What are clocks for?
To let us know if that's the moon or the sun we see in the sky.
Why do we need sleep?
So we can lose weight and stay fit. :D
Why do cows moo?
Because Princess is chasing them.
How fast can a cat run?
:rolleyes:
Ahhh, those "Cars", named after "Cats"--
They don't run anymore!!! ;)
Question?? :D :p
Yep, there I go again!!!!! sorry ;)
Are Cheetahs still the fastest running land animal?
no. definatley it's homo sapien, zoey when she has to tinkle. :D *blush*
I literally ran my fastest 3.2 mile stretch when i had to pee once. such incentive!! blew those cheetas right out of the water. I guess that's what slowed them down. all that swimming. LOL!!
Do you like furnitureless rooms?
For sure!!! Less dusting and cleaning in them!!!
Do worms wear tennis shoes?
Do They ever!!!!! Geeez, When I pull weeds after a heavy rain, my Lord!!!!
(and they buy those cheap ones too!!!!--from Wal Mart!!)Yuck!!!!
Galveston Bay, Kansas, Michigan--- What comes next?
Why the land of OZ, of course!!! :D
Do oysters sing?
NO!!! That Walrus and That Carpenter had Eaten , every one!! :eek:
(I have never eaten an oyster!!!)
What do oysters taste like?