They count jelly beans!!! Sheep love jelly beans!!!
Why does the Easter Bunny hide the eggs?
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They count jelly beans!!! Sheep love jelly beans!!!
Why does the Easter Bunny hide the eggs?
The Easter Bunny hides eggs so the Great Pumpkin can find them later.
Why did Saint Patrick banish all the snakes from Ireland?
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Originally Posted by cassiesmom
Because they were harvesting all the 4 leaf clovers and selling them on e-bay.
When is the best time of day to exercise? :rolleyes:
At midnight when you are alseep! It hurts less if you don't know you are doing it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
Do frogs have eye lashes?
I'd bet the farm on it~Sometimes our bathroom mirror is just a mess~
Where did" Little Bo Peep" find her sheep? :eek:
The little stinkers were in the bathroom flushing things down the toilet!!! :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
What is a tidy whitey?
(Well Moff, thanks to you I now have Hot chocolate coming out of my nose :eek: )
A Tidy Whitey is a "straight white hair"~ But don't pluck it, the Birds can't do a darned thing with it either. :D
Is there any security in hanging a Horse Shoe over your door?
(sorry about the Hot Chocolate! Hope your nose is ok? ;) )Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
You can rest assured that a Horse Shoe hanging over your door will keep you very secure IF you can train it to fall and hit an intruder on the head as he breaks in!!!! :D
What is a burp?
A burp is the last thought you retain just before falling to sleep, then of course, comes the zorp.
What was it that Dorothy Gale wished she'd packed in her basket, but didn't. :rolleyes:
Duct tape!!! A girl can't have to much duct tape and it's so useful!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
What do moose do for fun?
Band-Aids for the blisters she got from the Ruby Slippers?Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
I'd like to keep the same question because I'm sure there is someone out there who can come up with a much better answer.
What was it that Dorothy Gale wished she had packed in her basket, but she hadn't? : :rolleyes:
Oh no you dont!!! :cool:
Band-Aids for those darned Ruby Slippers!!!! :D :D ( Thanks Cass, I needed that one ;) )
Yes, she ought to have grabbed a roll of good ol duct tape Moff ,as she forgot all about the Band Aids!!! :rolleyes:
What do Moose do for fun?
They invite other Moose guests over and shine headlights into their faces, then, frisk their pockets while they sit and stare!!!
Can a Moose Charge?
Depends of if they have a credit card or not! ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
Do Moose roller skate?
YES, they do!!!! I make a note of their *Annual Roller Derby** that is telecast in mid-March :cool: ( I'm Betting on Team # 3 this year!!!) They skate on all fours :eek:
What is a snow shower? ( Like, is that when a snowgirl is expecting? :rolleyes: ) :D
No No you got it all wrong!!! It's like the communal baths they have in some places in the Orient! When it snows, everyone puts on shorts and tee shirts and run outside and shower in snow!!! Really good for the skin!!! Makes you all pink and tingly!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
Do Moose play hopscotch?