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Sausage and omelettes are available at the grille for a small fee......
As well as all the Irish coffee and slushies you could want!
Being that someone brought up the term "Oriental" in another thread......
Occident is west, or opposite of Orient.
If an Englishman was a visiting Tokyo, would he not then be "The Occidental Tourist"?
(Lady, come on let's run back under the bar) :p
Let's see...
Birdie, birdie, in the sky
Drop some whitewash in my eye.
I won't groan and I won't cry,
I'm just glad that cows don't fly!
and..
Spider, spider, on the wall
Have you got no sense at all?
Can't you see that wall is plastered?
Can't you see that, you little...spider?
..and let's not forget that Wisconsin landmark, the Heiny Winery, with Thor and Red Heiny, props.
STE reminded me of one that Dad taught me when I was little (much to Mom's chargrin of course!):
God made man
Man made money.
God made bees
Bees made honey.
God made a little rabbit to run very fast,
God made a little dog to catch him by the ... tail.
He also (secretly) taught me this one *right* before Mom and I boarded the plane to go visit Gma/Gpa (I think I was 5 or 6):
Great big gobs of
Juicy grimey gopher guts,
Chopped up little birdies' feet,
Cupilated monkey's meat,
MMMmmm MMMmmm
Too bad I forgot my spooooonnn.
Mom had a "lovely" conversation with Dad after we arrived. :D
I think it's the father's job to provide the gross songs...or the big brother's. :D
hi guys,
I not a good month at work, I need help.
There was a poem/limerick about an ice skater skating on thin ice.
and I just know the last line....
Her silly *
IT's more a visual poem than anything...
Sorry I haven't been able to stop in lately. :(
I know the second one a little differently:Quote:
Originally Posted by zippy-kat
Great big gobs of
Greasy, grimey gopher guts,
Mutilated monkey meat,
Concentrated birdy feet
French fried eyeballs
Floating in a pool of blood
Oops, I forgot my spoon
Aren't you glad I brought a straw? slurrrrpp!
Well, I for one, am certainly glad that you could provide another version - YUCK! :D :D :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Lady'sOtherHuman
Hey, I know a really gross one - not taught to me by my dad or brother, but I, being the evil person I am, once taught it to the annoying 12-year-old brother of an annoying guy (Glen) my friend was dating. It worked, Glen's brother sang it over, and over, and over ad nauseum!
To the tune of "My Bonnie Lies over the Ocean"
(learned from a pastor at a church camp)
[apologies to anyone with a weak stomach, or a loved one with TB]
My sister has tuberculosis
My sister has only one lung
She throws up her blood in convulsions,
And dries it and chews it for gum.
Chorus:
Come up, come up
Come up my supper come up, come up!
Come up, come up
Come up my supper come up!
(And, by the way, my sister is fine, does not have TB, and is in no way associated with this song.)
There. Arentcha glad little kids aren't allowed in Thursdays??
Now You've done it! Mario is hiding because of the mutalated monkey meat thingy!!! :eek:
Uhh, but I think they are - because dems us!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Karen
I am trying to remember one that I taught my younger brother - and it ends with "I burped"...............so you can imagine what comes before it.
I will have to ask him - because he used to say it over and over and then just crack up. It used to drive my step-mother crazy and especially since I taught it to him. I just can't remember how it went.
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Originally Posted by gini
Was it Herman the Worm?
I was sittin' on the fence just chewin' my bubble gum
chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp
Playin' with my yo-yo
do-wop, do-wop
And along came herman the worm.
And he was thiiiiiiisss big (show with hands, start small and as song repeats continually get bigger)
And I said, "Herman? Whaaaat happened?"
And he said I ate a ____ (start with bug and as song repeats, continually get bigger)
Repeat (until hands are as far apart as you get them) then:
I was sittin' on the fence just chewin' my bubble gum
chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp
Playin' with my yo-yo
do-wop, do-wop
And along came herman the worm.
And he was thiiiiiiisss big (make smallest gesture possible)
And I said, "Herman? Whaaaat happened?"
And he said, "I burped!"
Oh, let me jump up and down and then run over and give you a big kiss!
THAT IS IT!!! I was going to Google it this evening, and now I don't have to.
Do you know that I actually called my brother in Boston and HE was going to call me because he was trying to repeat it to his girls and he couldn't remember either.
Now we both know - and we can contaminate my nieces too!! However, my sis in law has a good sense of humor so she will chime right in on this one. I used to give Herman a real wacky voice too - that's the part that made him laugh.
That calls for a ROUND of drinks for EVERYONE - JUST PLEASE DON'T BURP!!! :D :D :D
OMD, is this thread going to carry on all week?? Why not, eh?
Zippy, I remember that one. I also remember....
Here comes the bride
Short, fat and wide
Stepped on a banana peel
and went for a great ride.
Well, not as good as your Zip, but I tried. I'm durn thirsty and hungry. What's to eat around here???
**sniff**
Is that birthday cake I smell???? ;) :D
Eeeeeeewwwwww! Karen I didn't know you could be so disgusting! I thought you were such a quiet innocent SIL.Quote:
Originally Posted by Karen