Sure are! They look adorable running around in their little flowered shorts, sandals and sunglasses!!! :eek:
What is a paper cut?
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Sure are! They look adorable running around in their little flowered shorts, sandals and sunglasses!!! :eek:
What is a paper cut?
:D ( na, I won't type that) :D
a paper cut is your share of the paycheck!!!!! after taxes :eek:
What is a savings withdrawel?
In my case, it's the withdrawl I go through when I realize I have no savings!!! :eek:
What is a romper?
A very small stone that gets lodged in your shoe!!!!
Thi chi aeobics, Tap Dancing, running in place,............... :D ..........what comes next? :rolleyes:
The Hokey pokey!!!
Why does a kangaroo hop?
:D You did it again!!! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces
A kangaroo hops because God didn't give him wings!!!!
Gleam toothpaste, Aero Wax, Rinso Blue, Salvo, Puffa Puffa Rice, King Stir.......what comes next :eek:
Charman toilet paper? :eek:
What DO kangaroo's keep in their pouches?
Some change, (mostly quarters) and one precription from the DR.
You're good at these Moff: :cool:
Kermit the Frog, The Great Karnak, Don Rickles , Gilda Radner........ open the envelope please............ and the winner is......... :rolleyes:
The FONZ from Happy Days!!!
What does a butler do?
He watches 'Top Banana' on TV all day! :p
What do superheroes do?
They really do eat FAST FOOD and they get a pay check for doing all those GOOD DEEDS!!!( look at your pay stub, it's there :eek: ) :D
Peter Pan, Tinker Bell, The Good Fairy, Santa Claus ........... What makes them so magic? :rolleyes:
Peanutbutter!!! They eat lots and lots of it!!!
What is sugar used for?
To trap the handy man near you!!! sort of like the Honey Dew thingy!! ;)
Where do the Yellow Jackets hang out, now that all the Outhouses have been condemned?
I think they are all here in Kansas down by our river. They enjoy a fly threw from time to time down our main street!!! :eek:
What is a car tag?
That's a secret Code!!! I have one just like it on my left arm, only it was called a smallpox vacine scar! Secret codes, go figure :rolleyes:
Redi Kilowatt, Kilroy, Bucky Beaver, Elsie the Cow............ whose name is missing in this line up :rolleyes: