<Rewind> to Yesterday, atta BigLake Park ...
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W:cool:W! ~ 4 Dawgz atta tyme! ~ How'd he DO dat!?
All 4 lined up inna row for a "snappie"!
How'd he DO dat!?
A few Trade Seekritz at work there:
"4 Dawgz atta tyme?"
No sweat!
Course ya din's see any "snappies" of THAT part of our outing,
did ya? :rolleyes:
Parked just outside the fence/gate at the old Corps of Engineers
entrance - now Maintenance Complex.
The PLAN:
Cinder & SmokeMutt hooked to one Y-Thingy with long-rope in one hand;
Cali & Bowser hooked to another Y-Thingy with shorter leash in other hand.
Off to a "rocky" start...
Open rear door of Bus to begin attaching Y-Thingies...
Cinder door-darts and is inside the gate in two seconds
(with NO ropey/leash)! :mad:
Bowser half way out when I grabbed his collar and snapped a Y-Thingy on him;
but he squirms free and takes off - NOT getting back in da Bus!
Holler profanities at Cinder (ignored) and :eek: notice Couple
wiff DAWG returning our way.
Cinder moving THEIR way between pauses to <sniff>.
Open Bus door and attach other end of Bowser's Y-Thingy to Cali;
Slam door. One IN connected to one OUT - Bowser ain't goin anywhere.
Grab rope from pile on ground and take off after Cinder.
Alternate between "Here, Cin" and gross profanities... results poor.
She finally caught my "drift" and slowed down for "capture".
Back to da Bus, Cinder in tow.
Open Bus door & toss Cali out after attaching leash to Bowser/Cali Y-Thingy.
Wrap leash around arm.
Second Y-Thing onto SmokeMut's collar; signal him OUT and STAY!!
(Bein da GUD Chile inna fambly - an noting a bit of "stress" in Dad's voice,
he SITS then figures might be a good time for a DOWN as a show of good faith.)
Other end of Smoke's Y-Thingy onto Cinder; move her ropey to Y-Thingy.
Add choke collars to Cinder & Bowser - to "equalize" things for their team-mate.
Final *check* - everyone Hooked-Up;
close & lock da Bus an we're ready to stroll.
Neglected to consider the "curiosity factor" of the 4-Leggers...
"Who you hooked to? I got him; She's my partner;
Where are you? ... "
:eek:
They manage to circle ME, braid, knot, snag and otherwise make
a Complete MESS of the rigging in 30 seconds.
Other Couple wiff Dawg walk by headed for their car...
"Got yur hands full, huh?"
:o
Boxer *lurches* over to say "Howdie!"
MORE circling & knotting while My Four accomplish the Meet & Greet.
I sat down on the driveway to extricate my feet from da rope MESS.
Anothe 5 minutes of *flippin* dawgs over & under moving ropes to
seperate the "Teams".
Me thinks this is gonna be a "challenge"! :rolleyes:
I dropped the Cinder/Smokey ropey and let them manage on their own.
SmokeMutt is a GEM at "returning" if he thinks he's too far from Dad...
And he CAN drag Cinder back with him!
Cali made a great Dawg Anchor for Bowser -
he had a tuff tyme keepin her movin along
(she's not a Big Fan of long hikes!)
After a quarter mile - the big trick was to "release" Smokey from
a return to "check in" before his Team crossed ropes
with the Slower Team.
As we returned to da Bus I was thinkin we had it down pretty well -
to bad there was NObuddie inna Park to show off our Drill Team skills to!
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Sunlight fading; we made a quick return to da Ranch to fetch the
CAMERA that "sumbuddie" furgotz to bring along.
Off to the Other BigLake swimmin hole / boat launch to grab the
setting sun which shines on the boat dock from across the lake...
MUCH Better "organized" the Second Tyme Around wiff da Hook-Ups!
NUNbuddie "escaped" AND I managed to NOT get "roped" into either Team!!
So HOW'd he get that "4-Dawg Inna Row" *snappie*?
1) LOTTA *threats* of "Great Bodily Harm to YOU!" iffin ya don't
"SITTTT! & STAAAAAY!" where I PUT ya!
2) Look "close"! ~
Note that Cinder & Smoke have their collar rings
clipped together with ONE snap!
Same with Team Two - Cali & Bowser almost "glued at the neck"!
3) I said SITTTT! and STAAAAAY!! ~~~ DANg IT!! ~ STAAAAY!
Oh yeah... and **SMILE**, too, please!
4) YOU folks are seeing ONE snappie...
(I only had to TAKE about 50-some.) :rolleyes:
The "models" would <HOLD-IT> for about 5 snaps before one or two
would complain "He's NOT bein verrie *friendly* bout diss...
I'z OUTTA here!"
("Fleeing" is difficult when you're rubbin Chins & Shoulders
wiff your Running Mate!)
Poor Bowser was the most difficult... He'd "SIT" till I'd back up
a few feet to take the shot; then <*BOING*> ~
the springs in his butt took over and he was *UP* and
lookin for a way OUT!
After the sun faded; both Teams had another *romp* in the Park!
An DAT's How we Dun It!
/s/ da Bus Driver
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Re: <Rewind> to Yesterday, atta BigLake Park ...
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Originally posted by Cinder & Smoke
("Fleeing" is difficult when you're rubbin Chins & Shoulders
wiff your Running Mate!)
Oh my goodness, ROTFLOL! For some reason that put such a funny picture in my head. Too funny. :D
**Late Breakin**NEWZ frum da Ranch...
Sunday Nite...
GUD NEWS (anna lil :eek: bad newz) ...
Bad Furst...
Prolly hadda happin soonur or latur...
Lil Bowser Boy had his furst real :eek: *Axkadent* inna Howze! :(
Dad sez mostlee HIS (Dad's) Fault ~
We ALL had outies just affore Cali's Folks called an sed dey
wuz home frumma trip an we kuld bring Cali home.
Dad an Cali take Bowser down ta drop him off in hiz Basement 'Partment;
an then jump inna Bus to ride Cali uppa street.
Dad'z Home an <springz> BB frumma 'partment an they *bounce*
uppa stairz (Bowser doin REELEE GUD onna stairz, now!)
"NEW ROUTINE" frum yesturday - Bowser 'loud offa da "chair rope"
IFFIN he dont <molest> da Kat;
an iffin he purdy much <stickz> wiff Dad.
He <sticks> wiff Dad so Tite he getz <stepped on> purdy offin! :rolleyes:
Dad'z playin onna puter an NOT watchin our Dinner Hour went past!
I wandurs in an gibz hiz "mouse paw arm" da ole Elbow Toss anna
"I'z HONGREE!" look. He takes da Hint an serves Krunchies
ta SmokeMutt an me.
He axks Bowser ~ "Wanna EAT?"
Bowzie <wagz> at ANYthin, so Dad getz him a bowl of Krunch an
sez ta "C'mone, we'll head down to your 'partment so'z da Big Dawgz
dont 'timidate ya whislt yur tryin ta eat."
Well, Bowzie getz a lil 'cited at allua attenshun a takes a kuppla
"laps" round da livin room, <pauses> by da dining room tabul,
an (Oh HORRURZ!) ~ Liftz a Leg an startz :eek: *PEEIN*!
Dad <grabbed> him affore he got two stepz away;
give him a big "NO ~ BAD Dawg!! an
<hustled> him rite out da frunt door onna tie-out!
Ho-Boy! Diss izint gud!
Wun gud ting is WHERE he dun it!
Picked a big plastik bag wiff ChrissMiss wrappin stuff innit -
(yeah - we're reddie fur NEZT ChrissMiss already!)
Bag sittin wiffa "depression" onna outside surface
dat did a NICE Job
of kollectin da rather "sizeable" load a *pee* da Boy had stored up!
QUICK WERK by da Damage Kontroll Team had da "spill" kleened up
(anna Bag put away) affore da Kid got let back in.
He kame back in an rite down to hiz 'partment fur supper wiff Dad;
then Up & Out fur anudder outie.
We figger da Kid wuz inside fur 4-5 HOURS affore he had da "Oopsie!
Gonna *watch da klok* a lil better frum now on!
Dad sed "No Harm ~ No Foul!" :cool:
Da GUD Newz??
Bowzie Boy akshullee **ATE** hiz Furst TREET!!
Started aftur da 11 a-klok outie...
Bowzie kame Rite IN wiffout Dad havin to plead wiff him
to come in. :D
SmokeMutt an me gobbled up a kupla treets;
Bowzie <spit> his out like he usualee duz.
Dad sez "C'mere, Boy - time you ATE wunna theze things!"
Inna puter room an Dad <bustz it up> in lil pieces...
offirz he sum krummbz - an he EATZ em!!
Almost <gobbled> em up!!
Dad tried da WHOLE wun - an YUP - <KRUNCH> <KRUNCH> *GONE*!
We mite make a GUD Boy outta him yet!!
;)
PS: Anudder outie - an da Boy ate *3* TREETZ!
(He likez da "Chawklit" wunz!)
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Toozday Evenin UppyDate ~
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Originally posted by zippy-kat
Ok, THAT calls for more photos!
;)
TRIED that - (photos)...
I bundled up an followed em out this afternoon,
camera in hand...
WHERE'D they GO??
Paw-Printz ALL over the yard.
I went "east"; they'd gone "west"!
After I went ALL the way around the house -
found em!
Sittin on the Veranda, backs to me,
*waitin* for the door to open! :rolleyes:
I tried calling them back out in the yard...
Smoke <mumbled> sumpin like:
NUTZ to that!
"Modeling" izzint in my Dawggie Sittin/Eskort Kontract!
OPEN da Dang Door - It'z KOLD out here!!
After *watchin* the SmokeMutt + Bowser "team" in action a few times;
I'm having second thoughts about "Are they really *DOING* anything
while they're out there!??" :eek: :confused:
As soon as one of them <pauses> ...
his "Harness-Mate" tears past, the ropey tightens,
and whomever was about to "do sumpin" gets jerked off his feet! :p
Prolly gonna make "last call" a routine event -
Smoke on the loose to pick his spot,
and BowserBoy tethered to the Veranda so he can "do it" in peace!
And the Lil Kid seems totally *hooked* on TREETS, now!
Takes a treet to "lure" him DOWN the stairs to his 'partment -
and he WANTS it as soon as we get down there!
Goin UP-stairs - he runs on Auto-Pilot...
remove the stay-in-the-corner-by-your-bed chain,
and LookOUT -
Zip-ZOOOM! he's at the top of the stairs!! :D
/s/ Bowser Boy sez "HOWDIE to All"!!
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