thirsty too (32)

I can explain about the Friskies in the kitchen of the Chinese restaurant... Albert (the bartender) said a stray kitten found it's way into the restaurant during a delivery. Then it hide and they couldn't get it out. Albert went to the store for the Friskies to try to lure it out, then he was going to call me to come "do something" with it. Before they could catch it, it ran out the door not to be seen again. By the way, guy walks into a bar and says rather frantically "gimme 7 shots right away". Bartender procedes to set them up and the guy downs them one by one real fast. Bartender says "why are you in such a hurry?" Guy says "you would be too if you had what I have". BT says (while he backs away) "what do you HAVE??". Guy says "75 cents"... buhduhBUM :rolleyes:

Ibaker, that was funny! LOL!:D

**yawn** Suuuppppp!!!
It's just coming up to 7am here and you guys are already partying like jack rabbits!!!! Don't worry about Grover, Tray. I think she's taken a shining to the puppy. Awwww, look at them cuddling by fire. Ain't love grand:D Oh yes, and Tray, haz-mat is the Hazardous Material guys.

And it really must be too early because I don't get Laurie's joke yet. I'll have to wake up a bit and read it again before leaving for work.

Gee this bar is a mess. As soon as I do a bit of a cleanup I'll put on the coffee.

**yawn** or maybe I'll go back to bed....did I really sleep in the back room last night??? Richard will kill me.

OK - who left the back door open all night? Do you have any idea what it costs to heat this place?

Time to clean up - after a bloody caeser of course. lb - your opening sentence of " I can explain about the Friskies in the kitchen of the Chinese restaurant... " is great comedy. :D

Gee - those haz-mat guys sure were cute - but even they couldn't figure out what was in the l&f. I don't know if the crime scene tape is theirs or if its Gini's (Gigi? Gigli? Ginger? MaryAnne's) idea of a joke.

Hi, Gigi, Ginger, Georgia here.........finally! I'll help clean up like I said I would. How DO we make such a mess?

I think the L & F is alright now.......the Haz Mat guys (yeah, they are cute) found the problem.

Would you believe that Phred has wandered over here - I didn't see him did you? Well he put some of that Klam Juice back there, thinking we would never know. Because it wasn't refrigerated it popped the top right off of the bottle and was oozing all over the floor underneath someone's knickers. Yuck it was green and kinda glistening.

Let's see - 7 shots - 75 cents - can of Friskies and a Chinaman - it makes my heart pound trying to put it all together and understand.

Coffee please - just plain ol coffee for me (gotta get to work and help clean up).

I'm laughing so hard i'm crying. It's hard to type with tears. If any normal people read these posts they would have us all committed.
Thank you for explaining the friskies I think! I have to figure out whats wrong with my new hot water tank, getting just a tad bit of hot water it's only about 6 months old. Talk about cheap Home depot says that Ge probly won't do any thing as it most likly cuz I have sedament in my water. Then why did I pay for a 6 year warrenty?
Give me one of those poinsetta things if any left. (please) I have to call and argue with these jerks.

grrrr - don't you love dealing with warranties. One pointsettia for you Corrina - just don't share it with the frog.

Ginger - one plain coffee for you.;)

We're going to have to do something about that Phred. Although he is a great practical joker. He must have been hiding under the coats once we freed Tray. That's why the coats were still moving and snickering - I thought it was the nekkid beer going to my head.

OMG not phred and the infamous klam juice!!!!! I thought we buried that stuff long a go.

I bet Phred sent the Klam Juz over with Lamont Cranston... THAT'S why we never saw him :eek: :eek: QUICK, a poinsetta for me... without the frog please.

lololol...

and to think this was a respectable place once upon a time.....;)

I am bringing a Santa Claus in next week so that will bring us back to a semi sane level........


Bring your pets......THIS SHOULD BE ONE OF THE BEST THURSDAY'S
YET!

I need a coffee and I don't drink coffee!!!


DONE!

Thanks Catland, for taking over.....

We may have to get an evening bartender!

OK Gini, if you are Ginger then I guess I can be Maryann. But who's Gilligan and the Skipper?? And I thought this was just a 3 hour bar. How come we are all stuck here?

Catland: I didn't see any cute haz-mat guys. And you did and didn't come and get me right away?? What were you thinking? And where did all these frogs come from???

And why am I asking all these questions so early in the morning?

Never mind. Just give me something tall and strong...preferrably with 2 legs, but I guess I'll take a drink instead. :D

Do we all get to sit on Santa's knee next week???;)

And one more thing Richard: only 33 more posts to go and you get the big 3000!!!!

After reading this thread I can't believe I've never ventured here before!!! :D

* waves at slick *

If slick is going to sit on santa's lap, I get to take pics...for future blackmail *ahem* I mean album submissions...

Considering this is my first time here, what shall I have...hmmmm....how about something Russian?

Might as well stick with a theme.

** pushes Nakita towards the other furry creatures ** Go make friends Nakita, mom's busy.



;)

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After reading this thread I can't believe I've never ventured here before!!! :D

* waves at slick *

If slick is going to sit on santa's lap, I get to take pics...for future blackmail *ahem* I mean album submissions...

Considering this is my first time here, what shall I have...hmmmm....how about something Russian?

Might as well stick with a theme.


;)

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*strains of Dr. Zhivago in the background*

THEME!!!! get it????:rolleyes:


Welcome to Thursday's.....

Where the humor is low brow, the patrons high brow and the motto is 'don't over dress, under wear....'


How's about a white or black Russian?:)

pssst, Once the door closes behind you you'll never be the same.

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** pushes Nakita towards the other furry creatures ** Go make friends Nakita, mom's busy.

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Now that's the right attitude! Usual custom is for newcomers to tell a joke, so bring it on RB. :D

Slick, when the haz mat guys were here, we were afraid to come get you because we heard you were partaking of something nekkid and we didn't want to either a)interrupt b)embarrass you c)have things get out of hand with the haz mat guys. I mean, who knows what they would do with something nekkid after being under the influence of the dreaded klam juiz! :eek: :eek:

Oh, and I finally get why all you guys are partaking of martinis with candy canes. Thanks Richard! and even though it's afternoon already here, I think I need a Spanish coffee to get me going......

Welcome to Thursday's RB. NAKITA! You are even more stunning in person (or in feline). Just don't lick the frog.

I'll get the Stoly out of the freezer. T&P - thanks for explaining things to Slick - I was afraid that she wouldn't believe me... ever since the incident.

One Spinach coffee - done.
:)

Welcome Russian Blue ! Glad to have you here you will never be the same or be able to read the regular posts as you did before.
Did the haz mat guys ok using the L&F room again? or do we still use caution.
Do we have a unique place for that klam juz?
We'll I guess it's good I'm leaving for the weekend, the plumber can't come till Monday to fix the tank. Thank goodness Tim got a hotel with a hot tub and pool. I guess I'll be going to neighbors later to use her shower.

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Did the haz mat guys ok using the L&F room again? or do we still use caution.
Do we have a unique place for that klam juz?

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the L&F room is once again usable...they hung one of those little
pine tree-car air-fresheners in there....that was all that was needed!

Klam Juz on tap?????:confused:

Russian Blue - welcome.........did the door close behind you? It is all over for you now!!

You will find that we are all committed here:D

(Richard, you can run with this one)

Hey, Slick, the Haz Mat guys are still here. I thought that they had left........come on - let's go chat with them.;)

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Usual custom is for newcomers to tell a joke, so bring it on RB. :D

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You ask too much of me - I have to drink and think at the same time?? :eek:

Richard, give me a Black Russian! Thanks! Wow, that's a great drink! I think I'll have to come back here! ;)
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An old man, a boy and a donkey were going to town. The boy rode on the donkey and the old man walked.

As they went along, they passed some people who remarked it was a shame the old man was walking and the boy was riding. The man and boy thought maybe the critics were right, so they changed positions.

Later, they passed some people who remarked, "What a shame, he makes that little boy walk." They then decided they both would walk.

Soon, they passed some people who thought they were stupid to walk when they had a decent donkey to ride. So they both rode the donkey.

Later, they passed some people who shamed them by saying how awful to put such a load on a poor donkey. The boy and man said they were probably right, so they decided to carry the donkey.

As they crossed a bridge, they lost their grip on the animal and it fell into the river and drowned.

The moral of the story?

If you try to please everyone, you might as well kiss your a** goodbye.

:p

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Pssst...Nakita, don't go near those furry creatures...they just look furry cause their drunk! :rolleyes: I meant the one's that look like you!

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Sorry to cut my intro short guys, but I'm off to run errands (that's IF I can get this door to open *tug, pull *. Hope I make it back in my condition! Wish me luck!

:D

Well howdy RBlue... "you can enter any time you want but..... you can never leave" scary thought isn't it ;) Oh, Catland, do you mean THE incident :eek: Poor Slick giggle giggle

**stands up on chair and waves**

Hey Kass and Natika, I'm over here........come on an havv....

**thump-falls off chair***

Help!!! I've fallen and can't get up!!!

Oh excuse me, Mr. Very Cute Haz-Mat Guy, can you give me a hand here please????

:) :) :)

re: the incident - sshhhh - she doesn't like to be reminded of it.

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You will find that we are all committed here:D

(Richard, you can run with this one)

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And me, afraid of commitment........:eek:

Well like RB I have to leave (if I can) I need to use the neighbors shower (maybe the haz mat guy should test mePHEWWWW no hot water for two days) then iI have to finish a fleece I'm spinning for a designer. See ya all next week.

Let's ALL give Slick a hand.. clapclapclapclap
A hotel room with a hot tub & your hubby Corinna? Now that's my idea of roughing it ;)

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Let's ALL give Slick a hand.. clapclapclapclap

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Here come the scores......

5.9, 5.8, 5.8, 5.9, 5.9 ohmy, there's a perfect 6.0......5.9...


The Canadian takes the lead!!!

WAIT!!! STOP!!!! HOLD UP!!!!!!

I have an announcement!!!!!!!!!!


Ready?


IT'S SNOWING!

Nevermind that it's not sticking ---this calls for a special drink -- it never snows here!

:D

Damn this work.......keeps getting in my way. I gotta go for awhile. Catch you all later.

Oh Mr. Haz-Mat guy....are you coming?????

Why of course I'm a perfect score....;) ;) Anybody can see that.

later.

howzabout a...

Snowshoe

Equal parts of; Peppermint Schnapps & Brandy

Hand swirl in a Snifter
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I really have to be careful because schnapps makes my spine curl........


DONE!

Perfect time for one of Richard's SLUSHIES. I must say it sounds strange to hear someone get excited about snow. I just thought of something - I bet Piper and K'Cee have never even SEEN snow! Pictures puleeeese :cool: By the way, that picture of Piper with his candy cane ears is just too too funny :D
Is a spine curl anything like a spit curl Richard?? Try dippity doo :p

Then, here's some more for you Laurie!



Piper's Holiday Pictures

Phew, and here I was worrying about Zippy and she is outside playing in the snow. Wouldn't you know!!

What is really nuts is that this evening we are going to The Grove, a mall close-by my home. They have a snow machine and on Friday nights they turn it on and let it snow all over the town square (in the center of the area).

We are all excited to see it snowing...............only in California!

Russian Blue - that was a good one.........initiation is over --- you are an official member of Thursdays and in high standing. Is the door stuck?:D :D

Richard, you don't have to make a commitment - just show up!

Is there any snowcream here? Mom used to make us snowcream in the winter.
Fresh fallen snow
vanilla extract
whole milk
sugar.
mmmmmmm

2kitties, I wouid like some of that snow cream too. My momuse to make that too. Yummy!

Zippy Kat, I seen that cute little Piper all dressed for christmas! Cute little bunny! :)

I love the Piper pics - much better than pancakes on a bunny.

ok - true confession time. I bought a Christmas CD a week or so ago (I'm a sucker for Christmas CD's) - anyway, one of the songs is a duet with Tom Jones singing "Baby it's cold outside" - I actually like it.

I guess this really means I'm middle-aged now. If you had said to me 20 years ago that someday I'd like Tom Jones, I would have just laughed at you. (maybe this explains the unmentionables in the rafters here)

Slick - is it my imagination or does one of those Haz-mat guys remind you of Keanu Reeves?

Richard - I'll have a snowshoe if you're still serving.

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ok - true confession time. I bought a Christmas CD a week or so ago (I'm a sucker for Christmas CD's) - anyway, one of the songs is a duet with Tom Jones singing "Baby it's cold outside" - I actually like it.


Richard - I'll have a snowshoe if you're still serving.

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It's not unusual.....


DONE!

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It's not unusual.....

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lololo...I actually sang this sentence and could "hear" Tom Jones.

Boy Richard you are good. Maurice Chevalier, Tom Jones.... who else do you "do"? Cary Grant?? mmmmmmm One of my favorite voices (yeah, I'm weird) is Sam Elliott :o

Richard, I would like a Sam Elliott, opps, I mean an apricot brandy, if you have some.:p

JUDY, JUDY, JUDY, JUDY!!


Laurie and Amoore...

Did you see Sam Elliot in "We Were Soldiers"???


Sans 'stache it took me about a while to figure out who he was...

He was great........


"Gentleman, prepare to defend yourselves...."

Apricot brandy.....DONE!


p.s...

One of these days I'll do my John Wayne for you!!