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A Racecar is "now" a Tricycle with Rockets attached to the back end!!
(Light em off and hang on for Dear Life :cool: )
Is it still considered "Old Fashioned" to write with Pen on Paper? :eek:
( Like, can one go to bed and then wake up--Out of Style?-- :D )
They still MAKE pens and paper? :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
No, it's very fashionable to write with pen on paper if you can find any paper, that is!!!
Why do elephants like mud baths?
They are trying to hide their true color which is pink.
what is the color orange?
The color orange is the color of a banana.
Do frogs like pizza?
YES! Of course its their fav meal and they order one every night
What is snow?
Snow is reminder that "Spring" is here to stay ;)
What is a Lab Assistant?
It's a rat named FrankQuote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
Dogs howl at the Full Moon to remind us of common folklore!! Pay attention ----This just in from the Doggie Howler News ---If you cut your hair while the Moon is waning (between full and new)--It will lose its luster and fall out.~~~ YIKES!!!! :eek:
Why do "bread twisties" accumulate in a bread drawer?
Twist ties accumulate in the bread drawer because they move themselves there at night. They're assisted by the ones that come with trash bags, which can move faster because they are longer. They manage to make themselves scarce when I need one, though.
Why is it called a pair of scissors when there is only one you can cut with?
that's a great one Cass!!! :D
Scissors are defiant tools, believe me, I think I own them !!! but for the life I me, I can't shake that secret out of each pair I have!!!!
Why does toothpaste stick to the bathroom sink?
So you won't lose it in case you want to reuse it!Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
What is a barf bag on an air plane?
A helpful object to fill with leftovers from the nasty inflight meal, blow it up, and then pop it over the head of that annoying kid who's been sitting behind you, whining and screaming and kicking your seat.
At least, that's what I've been using it for in my life so far! :p ;)
So, why is all food that's bad for you so addictive?
It's to keep you away from all those horribe veggies which, I hear, are even worse for you than junk food!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Miss Z
What makes soda pop fizz?
"It's all because the " Earth rotates on an axis!!! " If it would just stop ~for a few seconds~ there would be no irritating " fizzzzzzzz"!!
What is a "quirk"?
Quirk is the favorite word of Martians!!! They go around saying: "quirk quirk quirk"! all day!!! Only they know what it means!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
Why do we have belly buttons?
So if a button comes of our shirts we have the belly button which we can sew straight back on.
Why do people become vegiterians?
Hmmm... people become vegetarian because you can do the most amazing things with tofu and Boca Burgers nowadays...
What is edamame?
That's a new name for Cotton Candy!!! :cool: (I'm Soy,~soooooo Soy~please accept my apology :D )
What is meant by a "Ghost of a Chance?"
The phrase was originally "Ghost of Chance". Chance was the turtle who raced with the Hare in the famous fairy tale: the Tortoise and the Hare.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
After winning that famous race, Chance went on tour. Sadly, he was squashed by a tour bus when he didn't look before he crossed a busy highway. When someone was clumsey, people would say they had the Ghost of Chance - meaning to watch where they were going or they may be squashed by a tour bus too. :D
What are blue suede shoes?
The "shoes" that Chance was holding in his mouth, when he was squashed by that tour bus!!! They were intended to be delivered to the Rabbits nemisis, well, that took care of that, huh!! :eek:
Is there still room for *jello* after a heavy meal?
Only if you jump up and down to settle everything in your tummy to the bottom. Then there is room for jello on top.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
Do squirrels ever forget where they buried their nuts?
Not any more, Squirrels own computers too , and they have learned how to "save" to favorites!!! ( they just click for breakfast, lunch and dinner now :eek: )
Hey, can Rocky the Flying Squirrel still "fly"?
Yes! he is now the air traffic copter over Kansas City!Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
Why do some people paint their toenails?
Some people can walk on their hands, so I think they paint their toe nails just to show off their new Spring purse!!!! :cool:
What is mean't by "A Bee in your Bonnet"?
It means you should stop wearing hats with flowers on them!!! Bees love hats with flowers!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
What is a goose bump?
That's a raised "bump" on the side walk, it makes kids back up their tricycles and it gives older folks a big headache!! :D
How can you tell when a Goose has been in your front yard?
You can tell when a goose has been in your front yard because the little seasonal costume is missing from the goose figurine on the porch and there's an envelope with money stuck under the front door. (Beats me!)
Where did the sport of bowling get its name?
:D :D Oh Geesh Cassiesmom~ That was GOOD!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by cassiesmom
The Sport , known today as Bowling originated during a Common Ice Cream Social, held in the late 1890's~ Contestants whirled their empty bowls down a designated path, toppling all the empty cartons at the end, , and each won a gallon of ice cream for every carton left standing!!! :D
( the bowls got heavier, later on in the game.......)
What is a Pin?
A pin is an old time piece of clothing worn by people cooking. They were popular with BBQ chefs!Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
What is the Queen of England's favorite flavor of tea?
Dorothy39, I was a little worried because the goose-on-the-front-porch thing is kind of a cliche around here. I'm getting better at the Wrong Game because YOU TAUGHT ME WELL! :D :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
But back to MoFF's question: What is the Queen of England's favorite flavor of tea?
Penguin flavored!
What are tulips?
Tulips are an invasive , not to mention,a mouthy, Garden Flower Species.Don't, I repeat, do not plant tulips near your home ~You will be sorry !!!
What's a Foxglove?
Foxgloves are gloves foxes wear to the moonlight opera!Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
What is hail?
Hail is a Hearty Breakfast Cereal with a Prize in every box!!! I found a real neat Stone in mine this week!!!( Kids, ask your Mom and Dad to buy "Hail" cereal )
Why do frogs croak so loudly during Spring? :eek:
In Kansas they croak loudly to drown out the sound of the rushing wind from all the twisters!!! CROAK!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
What is a tree stump?
A tree stump is a name for a short person.
Why do we wear shoes?
We wear shoes because that keeps the bugs off us.
What is the color red?
The color red is what my teachers used to use to point out all the mistakes I made in my schoolwork!
What is a rainbow?
A rainbow is God's smile. It looks upside down to us because we are here but from heaven it looks right: like this :) .
Do bunnies really like carrots?
Nope they like lobsters instead.
What are mood rings?