Yes, they truely love snow!!!!! the deeper the snow fall, the better. Because, it is the only time of year that they can wear a snow suit!!!
What is a pet rock?
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Yes, they truely love snow!!!!! the deeper the snow fall, the better. Because, it is the only time of year that they can wear a snow suit!!!
What is a pet rock?
A pet rock is a rock that loves to be petted while it listens to rock and roll!
What do you do with salt water?
you throw it at ur computer.
What are Headphones for?
You put them on your pet rock so his rock and roll doesn't bug you to death!
What is a buccaneer?
That's when it costs a dollar to get an ear pierced.
What is "cute"?
Cute is smiling at a camera with spinich in your teeth!
Do cows have crossed eyes?
yes when they moo and drink juice
do cellphones ring?
Yes, and the Avon lady says you owe her one thousand bucks. :eek: :D
What happens when a bicycle's tires don't have enough air?
you start floating in the air with the clouds.
what is music?
the sound of Bin Laden, choking to death!!! :D :D :D
Do monkeys dream?
Haaaaahhhhhhahahaha!!!!!!!! ^Good one Dorothy. I fully agree. You crack me up :D :D :D
Yes, monkeys dream about them running the grocery stores and humans in cages. :p
Does a racoon make a good pet?
Nope, raccoons crap on the pillow case , then mold your hair into ridiculous shapes with it!!!(Talk about nightmares :eek: ) :D :D :D
Oh mY God, I just cracked myself up again (giggle feast alert!!!Code RED) :eek:
What color leash looks the best on an Opposum?
The one in my tree told me she likes HOT PINK leashes the best!!!
What do frogs dream about?
Miss Piggy, and , Satin Sheets---but then, theres that dreaded, HIY YAH!!!!! to contend with. Those Poor frogs, no breaks, no free rides!!!!
Where does a centipede shop for shoes?
At Shoes R US!!!
Can a fish ride a bicycle?
YES!! I was shocked when I saw one delivering papers, while watching "Sponge Bob Square Pants" , :eek:
Is Dorothy Gale still living in Kansas??? :D (I just had to ask that! ;) )
Not since she cut her hair.
Why do cats climb trees?
To make Sierra "Bark" in the middle of the night!!! ;) Cats are sneaky little critters!!!! ;)
What is an "out house"? :eek:
It's a barn. Sort of like a shed but bigger.
What do you give a cat that has bad breath?
A Bird Bath :D :D :D ( thinking of Slyvester and Tweety all over again!!) :D :D :D
Do birds use deodorants? I mean, what is all that preening for?
Of course birds use deodorants. No one wants to be known as a dirty birdy!!
Do female kangaroo's wear lipstick?
YES!!! But their "Joey" opens it and makes such a big mess in that pouch right after mating season!!! ( those Kangaroos need to learn where to store valuables) ;)
Okay, I've just got to know this one:
How much wood does a Wood chuck , Chuck!!?? (if they coudl chuck wood?)
Being small, they can only chuck about a cord of wood when they do chuck wood!!!
What is a rubber band? *minds out of the gutter please*
:D Okay :D
give me some time :rolleyes:
What is a rubber band????
Stretch Armstong --- Live----- In Topeka------- expanding the levels of Rock and ROLL!!! ( you ought to see their drummer in motion!!!) yikes!!!
What is a moth ball? ( mind your p's and : Q's) :eek:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
Moth ball- the worst ever Jaw breaker flavour.
What makes stars glow?
A moth ball is when all the moths dude up in their party clothes and have a formal dance!!! It's their version of a prom!!! :eek:
OOPS!!! I was too slow on the enter button!!
A star glows because it's blushing!!! The moon tells the most embarrassing jokes!!!
How fast does a dog wag its tail?
Okay, this is the Wrong Game, on a Pet Talk forum near You ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces
of course, dial up users are crushed , sort of like rotary phones versus touch tone!!! :eek: Godzilla in cyber space!!!
A dog wags its tail , ever so slowly. Seldom see this done at all with any dog I have taken in!!!
I have to get a high speed now :eek: -- to answer the next wrong question!!!
Dorothy , it is 1939 I guess!! ;) We did get hooked up to electricity this Year!!! :D :D :D
next question:
What do the rings of Saturn have to do with Bathtubs on Earth?
Bath tub rings and Saturn rings are all made of the same stuff: colored jello!!!
How many moons does Saturn have?
I have dial up, by the way! :D
Saturn has NO moons at all, don't believe what you read , or, see posted.
What is the name given , for our galaxy? Are we really just a Candy Bar?? :eek:
So you don't like the feel of caramel squishing between your toes, eh? ;)
Our galaxy is really named poo poo!!! Now, don't you wish it was named for a candy bar? :D
What are pom poms?
Pom-poms are two mops that are backwards.
What does CD stand for?
Simply Terrific!!!!
Why does listening to music make you want to tap your foot?
Because, You might have your hands full when you hear Osama Bin Ladin---- choking to death!!!!!! :D :D
Cheerios, Wheaties, Cornflakes, Fruit-Loops----what comes next?
A plumber!!! You will need one after eating all that fiber!!! :eek:
What did the itsy bitsy spider climb up?
the itsy bitsy spider climb up the fire hose.
what do you do when you eat dinner
I say "grace", someone, somewhere, killed a pig or a cow :eek: , and I received the compliment!!!! Go figure!!!
How old are----Dick, Jane and Sally---now ??? and, Was "Spot" ever neutered? ;)
they are 22 years old and Spot spot who?? ;)
how do you write with ur pencil?
U turn on the little red light and make loopy loops on the black board!!!
Why do birds fly?
Like a cave man, touched for the very first time!!!!(Madonna lyrics can be interesting at times :p )
:D Ah , and LEAD!!!!! It lives on, and on, and on-------------
What are erasers ?