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Why do lizards eat flies?
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the missing holes in the swiss kind.
Why do lizards eat flies?
Well, somebody has to! :eek:
Who invented the game of golf?
A little boy that found picking up the bat and hitting a moving ball to be too dificult. Just set the ball down and swing!
What is the Spanish word for dog?
Dogma!
Why do cats bark?
So they can tell the dogs to Lay off !
What did birds originate from?
From the angels in Heaven.
Thats where they learned to sing and fly.
Why do turtes have shells?
because they all have phobias of realtors.
What happened to the cow who jumped over the moon>?
He turned blue
why do frogs ribbit
Because they can't sing opera! ;)
How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
Thousands!!!!!! and, when they wear tap shoes, they sound like an old typewriter!!!!! :D
How do you wash all those fuzzy faces? :eek:
Very carefully!!! Those faces bite !!! :D
What is inside out? ;)
Oh, so now it is the wrong riddle game huh!!!!
Okay, I can do this, :D
intestinal gas!!!? :eek: :D :D :D
Woops, I've got to be WRONG!!!! Who let that out???? :D
How can you tell if a fire fly is lost?
Well, if it's a girl, she will stop and ask directions. If it's a boy, he will just fly around in circles! ;)
What is the cream of the crop?
hummm, as Johnny Carson would say, :D
That would be the dead flies that are floating on top of the cream!!!
Does Old McDonald still have his farm?
No. He sold it and moved to Vegas and became an Elvis impersonator!
Who bought Old McDonald's farm?
Larry the Cucumber!
What's a waterbottle?
the least expensive dog or cat toy!!!!
What do our pets think about , on rainy days?
That's when they do most of their planning on how to get their own ways! ;)
How do you make peanut butter?
By throwing out the peanuts and butter and throwing a party !!! ( our dogs will never forgive us :rolleyes: )
What makes markers mark?
Boredom! They get bored so mark here and mark there and mark everywhere!
Why do monkeys like bananas?
because , it is fast food without drive thru windows!! No waiting involved!!!!
Are elephants really afraid of mice?
No, they are afraid of atoms.
What's a dot?
Another name for a freckle.
What are clouds made of?
Fur from fighting cats!
What is a shell?
A contraction as in: "shell be coming round the mountain"! :D
Are zebra's white horses with black stripes or black horses with white stripes?
There actualy White horse with black stripes but ony when they use there wings to migrate to the moon then eat the cheese on it.
Why do dogs have 4 legs?
dogs have four legs because they lack "wings"
go to "the wrong game, part 3!!!!
Coming to a thread (theater) near you!!!!
I love birds too!!! ;)