so we can drive on it
why do we have paint?
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so we can drive on it
why do we have paint?
So that our pets can spill it and roll in it. What's a water tower?
its a tower filled with fire
what is the eifel tower?
It is a tower I fell from ..... :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Almita
Why are there stars in the sky?
They had nowhere else to go. Where do we find flowers? :)
In the baby nursery.
Why do we have flowers?
so that you could ask that question!!!! What do we wear when it's cold outside?
shorts and a tank top
Why do we drink water?
Because sand is far too wet to quench our thirst
How many arms does a one armed man have?
24 !!!
What is a computer?
In the bird's cage.
What is a burger made of?
Milk.
What do you hear with?
Big toe!
What sound does your cat make?
Woof woof!
What do you write with?
We write with a safety pin! What is a comb? :D
use it to water plants
what is ice cream made of?
Ice!
What is a couch for?
to move so the vacuumming gets done
what is a mushroom?
hmmm...........a type of bird?? ...........LOL
how many fingers does a turtle has?? ;)
8 on the left and 9 on the right!
why do dogs howl?
Dogs howl to annoy people! Why do cats say meow?
Cats meow because they are mad at the dinosaurs!!
Why does a fan blow air around?
because it is bored. What is a closet?
A closet is a place you keep milk and ice cream in!
Why does the earth revolve around the Sun?
It doesn't, the earth revolves around me... not the sun! :p lol
Why do border collies herd sheep?
herd?? whats that?? ......."oh so thats how you call them i thought they were cotton candy".......the BC
why do you reply posts?
so we are not heard
how do cameras work?
Not at all if I'm using them.
Why does the sun shine?
so that we can't see well
why do cats rub ankles?
Because they think it's funny.
What is Windows XP?
a device made by satan to keep ppl praying
what is the color of green?
its a mixture of pretzels and grapes, duh. ;)
Why do people drive cars?
Cos they can't fly by themselves.
Why do people work?
they work to keep from excessive nail filing
what flavor is banana?
spinach flavored
what flavor is chocolate milk?
way to easy! chocolate milk is strwberry jam flavored everyone knew that LOL
what goes into Ice tea?
Jalapenos. What's a bookmark?
Its what you use to tie your shoes, silly!
When do people us '?' marks?
to make a point well heard!
why do husbands snore but wives dont?
Husband generally tune wives out, so, of course, we don't snore at all, do we? hee hee hee!!
Why do women get up in the morning and make a pot of coffee?