"......so they walk into this bar see, and there are only two open barstools available. So Santa looks around and says........"
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"......so they walk into this bar see, and there are only two open barstools available. So Santa looks around and says........"
Oh come ON Laurie! What in the world could Santa have to say about that bar stool? Guess I'll have a DOTD to hold me over until she decides to spill the beans.....
OUCH!!!!!Quote:
Originally posted by lbaker
"......so they walk into this bar see, and there are only two open barstools available. So Santa looks around and says........"
because Cutie Horny-Helper whacked him on the head with a pillow from the L&F for the rotten nick name he gave her! :p
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Originally posted by momoffuzzyfaces
OUCH!!!!!
because Cutie Horny-Helper whacked him on the head with a pillow from the L&F for the rotten nick name he gave her! :p
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Very good Horny-Helper! Anyone else wanna jump in??
Gee T&P, I didn't even know Santa was a "she". Boy, the story is getting reaaaaaaly weird now. hmmmm, nope.. don't wanna go there ;) :pQuote:
.. until she decides to spill the beans...
I just (whoa!) came in for coffee and Bailey's (almost slips on pumpkin slop) What happened in here?!?!
Slick, the Devil and a Santa female impersonator are fighting over a barstool and throwing pillows filled with pumkin slop around the place? I dunno. I am just innocently walking by the place minding my own business when.....
LYNNE, CONGRATULATIONS!!!!Quote:
Originally posted by lynnestankard
**Hi All** ~~Waves~~ Cutie Holly-Noodle reporting in!! :D :D
Reminds me - Guess who's gonna be a Grandma next May????? Yes - Mrs Holly-Noodle in person!!!! Thought I'd break the news here - amongst friends.
Hi, Smiley - bunny gnome!Quote:
Originally posted by david p
I just (whoa!) came in for coffee and Bailey's (almost slips on pumpkin slop) What happened in here?!?!
The pumpkin guts are from Furry Holly-cracker stomping pumpkins and the feathers are from me whacking Santa with an old pillow. It's our version of taring and feathering him.
Hmmmm, I wonder what Santa's nick name is?
Dear God....what have I started??? Quick Santa, let's grab a double BM and hit the road. Then we can say the Devil made us do it! :D :D :D :D
OMG! I just put in the name SANTA CLAUS..... guess what,
FUZZY HORNY-ELF
:eek: :o :eek:
It figures doesn't it? Red faced old fat man!:D
Tooth Fairy = Trumpy Monster-Tummy:eek:
Easter Bunny = Lovable Monster-Toes :D
Connie, should I ask or the story behind it? or let it go? While I'm here, let me have a DOTD, please!Quote:
Originally posted by momoffuzzyfaces
Hi, Smiley - bunny gnome!
The pumpkin guts are from Furry Holly-cracker stomping pumpkins and the feathers are from me whacking Santa with an old pillow. It's our version of taring and feathering him.
Hmmmm, I wonder what Santa's nick name is?