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10-21-2002, 09:39 AM
Cataholic

I sure don't know what hamwort is...doesn't sound good, though.

The cat flat on his back is a 'train wreck' at my house. Then, the pretzel is the backwards "U"...and it is so funny. My biggest, fluffiest cat does it the most! He stretches until he just can't stretch, and looks like a very wide "U".

And finally, after sniffing Allie and Dakky's toes...I must tell you weirdos...they don't smell like Fritos at all to me. I don't know what they smell like, but it isn't that. I couldn't get to the other four cats..I think they saw me coming and said, "watch out, something weird is about to happen to us".

I did manage to massage Allie's feet, and make her do the toe stretch thing - which is just adorable.
10-21-2002, 11:58 AM
Barbara

I have no idea whether the paws smell different from the rest of the cat but I know that Tigris smells faintly like cinnamon and Filou smells more like an Indian curry (which is anyway among the dishes he likes)
10-22-2002, 03:09 PM
All Creatures Great And Small

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10-22-2002, 03:52 PM
tatsxxx11

Another classis thread is born!!:D:D:D Too funny! I have to write these all down! What a creative group! So many favorties!!

I remember once when I posted about taking the kitties to the vets', I referred to their Pet Taxis as their PORTA PRISONS I remember Pauline really liked that one! And Rachel loves the phrase "time for a tubbie" when the kids need a bath!

As a kid, I remember me and my brother watching the kitties grooming. We watched them sit back on their hineys, lifting and stretching their legs waaaaaaaay up over their shoulder for cleaning in full "pointe." The Ballet tootsie was born! This was the same night we smelled their feet and proclaimed them Popcorn paws...the kitty equivalent of doggie Frito feet!

And if I may be so blunt...we call those little hangers that don't don't seem to make it into the litter box dingleberries OR clingons:D

Thanks for the laughs, guys!!
10-22-2002, 04:00 PM
All Creatures Great And Small

Those are all GREAT! I love "porta prisons"! We used to call the "klingons" "butt klinkers"............
10-23-2002, 06:03 AM
tuxluvr

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Originally posted by tatsxxx11
And if I may be so blunt...we call those little hangers that don't don't seem to make it into the litter box dingleberries OR clingons:D

Thanks for the laughs, guys!!

LOVE the term "clingons"....that one goes into the kitty thesaurus...too funny....butt klinkers holds a close second
10-23-2002, 06:16 AM
jenluckenbach

We here at the Luckenbach zoo like to call the leg in the air bathing potition "seeing an antenna",
when they fall in front of you to get our attention "blooping"
and when they bathe so loudly it would register on the reichter scale "slurping".
10-23-2002, 06:20 AM
tuxluvr

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Originally posted by jenluckenbach
and when they bathe so loudly it would register on the reichter scale "slurping".

ROFLOL!! Ritzy does something we call "toe crunching"...she actually puts each toe in her mouth and chews on it, it sounds like someone is crunching on icecubes...
10-23-2002, 08:22 AM
Lillycat

kitty thesaurus!

tuxluvr.........never thought about a thesaurus for kitties.....and as an extremely research-oriented person, i really should have::: and now, after reading through these posts, i really think "the kitty thesaurus" should come into being....what do you all think? tuxluvr? or is one already "available"? what a hoot!!! cant stop smiling......this is also making my wrist "feel better" too. thanks to one and all!!!!:p :p :p
10-23-2002, 08:45 AM
tuxluvr

Re: kitty thesaurus!

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Originally posted by Lillycat
tuxluvr.........never thought about a thesaurus for kitties.....and as an extremely research-oriented person, i really should have::: and now, after reading through these posts, i really think "the kitty thesaurus" should come into being....what do you all think? tuxluvr? or is one already "available"? what a hoot!!! cant stop smiling......this is also making my wrist "feel better" too. thanks to one and all!!!!:p :p :p

Sorry to hear about the wrist....and I agree, what a great literary effort! In fact if someone would publish some of the funnier, touching threads in Pettalk, I'm thinking it would be a best seller among pet lovers!
10-23-2002, 02:15 PM
jenluckenbach

Quote:

Originally posted by tuxluvr

ROFLOL!! Ritzy does something we call "toe crunching"...she actually puts each toe in her mouth and chews on it, it sounds like someone is crunching on icecubes...

OOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I hate when they do that. But then I don't like to hear ice cubes being chewed either.
10-23-2002, 03:33 PM
Cataholic

OHHHH toe crunching is so gross! Tex does it, and I sometimes go inspect his toes to make sure they are all still there! He chews so hard and loud!
10-23-2002, 03:34 PM
Cataholic

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Originally posted by All Creatures Great And Small
MONKEYTOES!

This is what I mean by monkeytoes (gripping):
http://members.aol.com/myerssh61/toes.jpg

:D :D :D

Maybe your kitty wouldn't have to do "monkey toes" if you had your house rebuilt to make larger window sills??? Just a thought...he he he :D
10-23-2002, 04:01 PM
All Creatures Great And Small

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10-23-2002, 04:44 PM
Cataholic

All Creatures...now THAT sounds like the proper type of cat house...I can see his position..maybe you can remodel? I, too, live in a starter home...and would like something larger..low windows..screened in porch for the babies...one day, right?

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