Your favorite sayings?

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Originally Posted by RICHARD

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I don't like the saying,
"It is what it is"....ugh!

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That is one that bothers me too!! I was bored at work one day and wrote a whole rant email to some of my friends about it...

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P!ss up a rope."

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Also a great song by Ween....

First out the taxi, last to the bar.

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Originally Posted by smokey the elder

"Go P!ss up a rope."

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OMG - Hahahahahaha

Instead of swearing I say "What the F, David Blaine!"

My ultra all time favorite is:

"Progress might have been alright once but now it's gone on for too long!"

The second:

"We don't inherit the land from our ancestors...
We borrow it from our children"

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Originally Posted by Andie

ME: I'm about two second away from going crazy.
Dustin: It's not that far of a trip for you, babe.

:rolleyes: It made me laugh at the time.

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LOL!

"Taco Bell!"
"No, White Castle!"

"Keep it up, or it's White Castle."

I remember this because I was saying how much I hated White Castle, and it made me sick the first time I ate food there... and Mike just teases me.. and Taco Bell is my "drunk" food, honestly, just an inside joke that makes me laugh every time.

"As much use as a chocolate teapot!"

"Rare as rocking-horse shit."

"Done up like a dog's dinner."

" He's lost his marbles."


These are fun , Richard; good thread!

I was watching a special on NASA today and I heard another of my faves!

Arse over teakettle.


Like WTF were you doing in the kitchen when that happened?;)

I liked "xyz flew like a lead balloon" until I saw a Mythbusters show that proved that you could indeed make a balloon out of lead and fly it :D

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Originally Posted by DJFyrewolf36

I liked "xyz flew like a lead balloon" until I saw a Mythbusters show that proved that you could indeed make a balloon out of lead and fly it :D

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I love that show!

I gave up on my 'pad by the chair' to write things down....I guess I can get back to it now!

To use when someone's trying to pull a fast one on you....

"I may have been born at night - but not last night!"

What I say about twice a days is, "That is the stupidest thing I have ever seen in my life!" Usually aimed at a certain channel on TV or infomercials or something that someone says.

"It's colder than the last guy's bottom on a too short toboggan!"

You're nuttier than a squirrel turd.

You're cooler than the other side of the pillow.