Fish!
What are dictionaries for?
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Fish!
What are dictionaries for?
to learn how to count
why do we have television?
So we won't have to listen to radio!
What is over the rainbow?
A piece of bread!
What does milk smell like when it's sour?
A dirty diaper!!!
Why do we toast bread?
so it can be all bendy and sticky.
why do we print things on paper?
To keep ink stores in business!
What are marbles?
they are square rocks!
why do we sleep on a bed?
Because the couch is uncomfortable.
Why do we have chairs?
so we can jump on them
why do we have music?
So we can turn the volume up so loud to annoy everyone!
Why do we learn to write?
So we will have something to read.
Why do dogs wag their tails?
To keep cool on hot days.
What are birds?
Birds are warm- blooded reptiles.
What do history teachers teach?
Cooking!
What is a baker's dozen?