Yes. but are they really white-tailed deer is the question or is it the costume :p
what are cats useful for?
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Yes. but are they really white-tailed deer is the question or is it the costume :p
what are cats useful for?
I wear mine drapped around my neck as a fashion statement. Like living scarves, you know? Plus, in winter they are nice and toasty!!!
What ever happened to the Back Street Boys?
I think they are living in " A Van down by the River!!! ":D
Do animals subscribe to a Daily Newspaper?
Well, I can't say for ALL animals but my cat's do!!! They are specially fond of the Wednesday's paper. It's the one with all the grocery sales ads. They pour over it picking out treats they hope I will by them!!! The STINKERS!!!
Do snails wear glasses?
( you always come through for me ;) )
yes, By Gum, Snails do wear glasses!!!! I prodded a snail away from the garage entrance, so he wouldn't get smashed by a car tire, and believe it or not, that fella was actually wearing glasses!!!! Geezh!!!( I couldn't find his house either :cool: )
Where does the hem of Dorothy Gales dress rest? ( how long is it, really? :rolleyes: )
Well, (now don't cry), it really goes down to her ankles!!! Got to stay modest you know? No flaunting your stuff in Kansas in those days!!! :D
What is a tailpipe? :eek:
( You are always there for Dorothy ;) )
A tail pipe is the "name" given to the odor on that spray for cleansing the air, usually found at The Dollar Store!!!! ( cuts the mustard in no time flat!!!)
what is a hair net?
It's a net that rabbits put up and play ping-pong over!!! Those little rascals can really swat that ball!!!
Why can't allegators walk backwards?
Because, they don't have rear view mirrors!!!
Do you think that Casper and Wendy got married, or, just shacked up?
They look different to me today!!! :rolleyes:
Oh, they got married and had 13 kids!!! You should see their family reunions!!! :eek:
What do you do with strawberries?
I put sugar on mine, but I've seen farmers spread manure on theirs!!! :eek:
Marilyn Monroe, Jayne Mansfield, Madonna..............what comes next?
Miss Piggy!!!!
What is a rodeo?
:D That is a classic!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces
A rodeo is a water sport, popular in Florida. It requires tremendous trust and skill to stand on the back of two dolphins while a speed boat shifts into high gear!!! :eek: ( 0h, I can't look)
Lucille Ball, Phyllis Diller, Anne Meara.............. what comes next in the female comedy line up?
Cindy Bear, Yogi's girl friend!!!
What is boot hill?
That was space on the "Older " Candy Land game board. When you picked up THAT card, well, you were basically~~out of the game!!!
Are there mice in Hawaii?