Ostriches dream about why they always put their heads in the ground.
What would you do if you were on the moon?
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Ostriches dream about why they always put their heads in the ground.
What would you do if you were on the moon?
Fret about not bringing crackers!!!( Darn, I knew there was somthing I needed to bring along!!! :confused: )
How many peas are in a pod?
There are 2.65 peas in a pod.
What would you do with a klondike bar?
I would politely( and oh so carefully) hand it over to the "Bear" that came to sit beside me!!!
What is a Dragon Fly?
It's a flying dragon, what else? I saw one in my yard today. Big old sucker he was too!!!
What is a booger?
The darned crap on the house and windows from those creepy Dragon Flies!!! ( oh, and when they fly into a window!!!! :eek: )
When do Dragon Flies ~~~Fly south?( typing too many flies :D )
They fly south in the spring! They want to be sure and be south for the hottest weather. They like to sweat a lot!!! :eek:
What is a cracker jack?
What is a Cracker Jack?
:rolleyes: That's the useless Jack variety, located in the trunk of your car, previously called "The Bumper Jack"~~ with each pump, it makes a creeky sound!!!
What is a Floor Jack?
That's a man named Jack you puts down floors in houses.
What is a chocolate chip?
Small pieces of a Hershey Bar left among the bed sheets!!!! You find them all over your body the next day!!!!
What do "Oddie and Garfield" do now days? I can see them on my coffee cup!!! :rolleyes: ;)
They are now workers for the FBI.
What is Coldplay?
That's when you are a kid and are driving you mom nuts and she tosses you outside to "get some fresh air" and it's freezing outside!!! My mom did that a lot for some reason!!! :eek:
What is pickle relish?
A highly useful decoration for making "Christmas Cards"!!! Great Texture and lasts for years!!!!
How do Field Mice heat their little homes in the Winter?
They use tiny propane tanks. They have to wait until the harvest is all in though. Don't want a combine or tractor hitting even a tiny propane tank! :eek:
What is tea?
That's the little word that field mice yell out when they are playing Golf with left over wheat kernals---TEE!!!--The meadow bugs just roll their eyes :rolleyes:
Why does a Squirrel have such a long and fluffy tail?