(I'm Baaaaack!!!!! :rolleyes: )
Scotch Tape is a new and improved "portable liquor"(melts in your mouth, not in you hand)~ disguised as plain old cellophane tape. What will they think of next, huh!! :rolleyes:
What is a Beany Baby?
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(I'm Baaaaack!!!!! :rolleyes: )
Scotch Tape is a new and improved "portable liquor"(melts in your mouth, not in you hand)~ disguised as plain old cellophane tape. What will they think of next, huh!! :rolleyes:
What is a Beany Baby?
a beany baby is a baby that is meany hence they put a "b" instead of an "m"
what is nailpolish?
A very harsh, weather resistant coating for protruding nails !!Why pound them when you can dresss them up pretty!!! ;)
What is a Wild Hare?
Wild hare is hare on your head that dances wild.
What is a kitten?
A tiny lion that thinks it's a panther.
What is a boiled egg?
Herman Munsters favorite noon time snack at the Funeral Parlor!! (Oh Boiled, Oh Boiled, Oh Boiled another egg!!!)
What is Jiffy Mix?
It's party mix made with Jiffy peanut butter! YUMMY!!!
What are bloomers?
Early bloomers or Late Bloomers? :D (thinking of Paul Lynde now :D )
Early Bloomers are teens with lots of acne and of course, bouncy walks.
Late Bloomers don't have acne anymore, and can now fill out the Prom dress!!!( as well as scare the snot out of everyone else attending ;)
What's a Floor Show?
:D Thanks to you, I just spit tea on one of my cats!!! heehee
(swim for it chester)
A floor show is where modles show off the newest line of floors for those interested in updating their current floors!!!
What is a monkey wrench?
A monkey wrench is a wrench that is shaped like a monkey, sounds like a monkey when used, and colored like a monkey.
What is a rat?
Hillbilly slang for the word " right ":
Bessy, Get yer duff in the vee- hickle, rat now!!!!
Jackie Gleason, Jonathan Winters, Art Carney, Red Skelton,~~~~ what name would you type next? ;)
Jackie Lane :p
What would everyone normally do if you had only corn to eat?
Invest in Lumber, for tooth picks!!! ;)
How far can a Camel spit? :cool: :D
A camel can spit 1.25 miles long. If its a big one 365.2 miles long.
How black is black?
Too bright of a shade to type!!! :eek: It hurts your eyes to look at it!!! :cool:
What do Ostriches dream about?