Zippy Kat do you mean Lamb fries????
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Zippy Kat do you mean Lamb fries????
*Aggggghhhhh* ~~Yucccccckkkkkky~~
- - sICK bAg- - Please............................................ ..........too late!!
Lynne
Uhhhh, Dad sez we still gotz a problem...Quote:
Originally posted by Randi & John
Triffids...
”Back on the other side of Triffid County, Phred and Karen are burning the midnight oil trying to find a way to beat back the menacing plants, and accidentally find a way when Phred turns a fire hose on them that's connected to sea water. Salt water destroys Triffids! We have lots of that! We're saved!”
Saltee Waddur is a lil scarce here in O-HI-O :(. Dad duzint tink da FD has enuff hose to lay a supply line frum da Oshun into the back yard. :rolleyes:
Seawaddur an Klamz is more 'related' den Mountain Oysterz an Triffidz iz! :p :DQuote:
PS. It’s interesting that SEAWATER does them in, does all this really have something to do with Edwinas’ clam juice after all? :rolleyes:
:D ;)
Leave you guys alone for just a few days and look what you have done to this thread!! It has been reduced to a discussion of MOUNTAIN OYSTERS:eek: :eek: :eek:
"Lambs fries"....I always thought there was a bull involved in mountain oysters??????
Smokey wuz tinkin da Mountun Oysterz sounded purdy gud... :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally posted by zippy-kat
...you might try the alternative......
:eek: MOUNTAIN OYSTERS?!?! :eek:
*GAG*
Till I splained to him whut the main ingreedientz wus...
He tucked his tail down reel tite an went ober an curled up wiffa Kat ~
They wuz boff mumblin "Ewwwww... GROSS!!" :p
Dad sez he tinks it'z whuteber GUY walked thru da barnyard lastQuote:
"Lambs fries"...
I always thought there was a bull involved in Mountain Oysters ???
dat getz involved. :rolleyes: :D
Ingredients
2 lb bull testicles*
1 c flour
1/4 c cornmeal
1 c red wine
1 salt
1 black pepper
1 garlic powder
1 louisiana hot sauce
1 cooking oil**
Instructions
*aka: calf fries, Rocky Mountain Oysters (sheep or turkey testicles
may be used also)
zlam juz is optional
don't think I'll continue with the recipe, it's lunch time:rolleyes:
GROSS!!!! I MAY NEVER EAT AGAIN!!! :eek: :eek: :D
Laurie, there is a recipe thread in case you want to add it there:) :p :p
Weez gonna need a LOT more than "1 c"Quote:
Originally posted by lbaker
Ingredients
2 lb bull *WHAT??*
...
1 c red wine
...
of da red wine ta make THIS wun float!!!! :rolleyes:
:D
Phred, aren't you taking this a little too personally?
I mean if the recipe called for two chicken breasts, betcha wouldn't say a word!!:D :D
OMG GINI :eek: :eek:
Dad sez...Quote:
Originally posted by gini
... if the recipe called for two chicken breasts,
betcha wouldn't say a word!!:D :D
There's a difference tween Pieces an Partz! :rolleyes:
:p
......ahem. nownow children, we don't want to get "the mayor"s britches in an uproar;) :rolleyes:
Ok I am womdering if Boots is still drinking? (water)
Lady (newfy) went out this morning and gave a dirty look at her water bucket, It was frozen well guess that happens when the tempture is 3 degrees. No snow to insulate the ground . We need the freeze to kill the bugs abd mosqutios for next summer but do need the snow (yuck) it will keep it warmer! Maybe 10 degrees.
Heh, this is getting iiinteresting! :eek: Didn’t know we had so many gourmets on Pet Talk, who could discuss the more subtle aspects of culinary art in such a civilised manner. Those “Mountain Oyster” things sound really cool! So I’ve found some even more exotic examples for your delicate palets. How about these:
Battered Balls
Cut the testes (your choice) into broad, thin slices
Marinate for 1 hour in oil, lemon juice, chopped parsley, salt and pepper.
Dip them in light batter
Fry and serve with ketchup or chili sauce
Barnyard Family Jewels
A delicate mixture of calf, bull, sheep and turkey testicles. All can be prepared as above. The differing sizes make an interesting platter(!)
Crabby Bull Balls
2 Lbs. Testicles (Bull or buffalo)
1 ounce Lemon Juice
Boil battered balls in oil. Serve with testicle sauce and crab spice
This one looks like good clean fun in the kitchen, and is just the job for Phred (Cinder & Smokey say he likes “Nukin” his food):
Ranch Fry
Toss the balls on a hot iron stove
When they explode....they're done! :D
… and to top it all off, Randi’s found another interesting aspect of food preparation, I think that this will be our last recipe:
Kamikaze Soup:
(Best prepared at a party -- at someone else's house)
4 - 5 cans “Clambell” Soup.
Place cans, unopened, in microwave. Set to full power for 10 minutes.
Leave. :eek:
Bon Appetit!
john
"...I think that this will be our last recipe..."Quote:
Originally posted by Randi
Heh, this is getting iiinteresting! :eek:
… and to top it all off, Randi’s found another interesting aspect of food preparation, I think that this will be our last recipe:
Klamikaze Soup:
(Best prepared at a party -- at someone else's house)
4 - 5 cans “Clambell” Soup.
Place cans, unopened, in microwave. Set to full power for 10 minutes...
Leave. :eek:
Bon Appetit!
John
:rolleyes: Yeaaaaah... and it mite be da last post fur a lotta us, too! :p
We tinks we hearz da Hed Bunnie *stompin* :mad: dis way... :eek:!!
uh oh.......busted again
Before we all get busted for sure..........I want to know what Testy cicles are. Can you find them on the same shelf as the Klam juice?
they are cicles that are getting a wee bit angry....:rolleyes:
If you do I want to know where you shop so I can avoid that place. Also gini I had also a thousand answers the other day. You made me smile. Thanks
YUCK!!! BOTH THESE IN ONE RECIPE?Quote:
Originally posted by Randi
Serve with testicle sauce and crab spice
MOFF turns GREEN :eek: and passes out. :D
You mean they are just being "crabby?"Quote:
Originally posted by lbaker
they are cicles that are getting a wee bit angry....:rolleyes:
Oh dear...I feel responsible for this degeneration! I went to a sushi lunch (hey Phred...I think you would call that PHISH BAIT) and upon my return....recipes for......
crab???????
...sushi lunch ??
Dad wood call it sumpin a lot worser than
PHISH BAIT!!! :rolleyes:
PHISH BAIT -- THAT'S WHAT MY DAD CALLED SHRIMPS!! :eek: :D
And our nick name for motorcycles is murder cicles, so if you take that into consideration, testy cicles might just be a bunch of bikers that you really don't want to mess with. Especially if they've been samplin' some of Randi's cookin' without knowing the ingredients. ;) :DQuote:
Originally posted by lbaker
they are cicles that are getting a wee bit angry....:rolleyes:
Oh ROTFL - will you guys give over - I've got tears streaming down my face and tummy ache with laffin so much!!:D :D
I tried Crab Cakes while I was over there --- and they were delish.
But all this RAW PHISH Stuff is making me feel bIlLiOus :eek: :eek:
Randi - John, Your recipes were hilarious esp., the Kamikaze Soup!!!!
Lynne
Spooky music plays in the back ground....
Where has everyone gone? Munched up by killer clams? Slimed to death by slippery snails? Toasted by testy triffids? ...
only the Shadow knows.
Muuuhahahaha...:eek:
Ha! We are still here. Bet you thought the triffids got everyone!
Why don't we write a story - like the three bears
Papa Triffid
Mama Triffid
Baby Triffid
were very hungry........................
Quote:
Originally posted by gini
Ha! We are still here. Bet you thought the triffids got everyone!
Why don't we write a story - like the three bears
Papa Triffid
Mama Triffid
Baby Triffid
were very hungry........................
... mean while, skipping through Phred's back yard was Clare Clam. She tossed her blond hair in the wind. Hark!!! What's that? She pauses. Then gasps as she sees...............
Yeah, roger onna Spookie Muzik :eek: !
Weez gettin all confuzzeld up...
We wuz passin thru da kitchen when Dad openz da fridge - an we boff *panik'd* kuz we thunk the Dredded Triffidz wuz gonna scape an :eek: tack us! Dad sed we wuz a kuppla Dingie Twitz. Now, whussa *Twit*??
So, now da *Triffidz* aren't inna fridge - they're lurkin inna back yard??
An whutz inna fridge - sidez da *Klamz*?? We gotta wurrie bout ennie Krabz, ded Phish, or Slugz yet?
An theze *Cicle* thinggiez - they like POP ciclez - gud ta munch on?? We like *snakz*! :D
OMG! How'd Klare Klam - dat *blonde* wun - get inna back yard wiffa Triffidz? Whoz chasin who?
Dis Tail is gettin komplikated! :rolleyes:
.......gasps as she sees the cutest flowers, all different sizes. Being blonde and all, she goes right up to them and says "Where's Phred? I need to see Phred right away!"Quote:
Originally posted by momoffuzzyfaces
... mean while, skipping through Phred's back yard was Clare Clam. She tossed her blond hair in the wind. Hark!!! What's that? She pauses. Then gasps as she sees...............
And Papa Triffid says........"come closer my dear, the better to............."
Meenwhile, Pappa Triffid, riding atop the nayburz Floppie-Eared Jackass, iz galloping across the pasture, headed strait for poor Cinder, who'z nonshalauntlee munchin onna Road Apple, oblivius to the approaching *doom*. Gud Boy SmokeMutt, who nebber goez inna pasture wiffa horseyz, .....Quote:
The Tail so far...
Papa Triffid
Mama Triffid
and Baby Triffid
were very hungry........................
... mean while, skipping through Phred's back yard was Clare Clam. She tossed her blond hair in the wind. Hark!!! What's that? She pauses. Then gasps as she sees...............
... the cutest flowers, all different sizes. Being blonde and all, she goes right up to them and says "Where's Phred? I need to see Phred right away!"
And MOMMA Triffid says... "Come closer my dear, the better to..."
......finally deciding he is sick and tired of Cinder getting all the goodies since he only gets cicles at home, glances in Phred's direction. Phred is completely distracted by Klare Klam so SmokeMutt dashes into the pasture and............Quote:
Originally posted by Cinder & Smoke
Meenwhile, Pappa Triffid, riding atop the nayburz Floppie-Eared Jackass, iz galloping across the pasture, headed strait for poor Cinder, who'z nonshalauntlee munchin onna Road Apple, oblivius to the approaching *doom*. Gud Boy SmokeMutt, who nebber goez inna pasture wiffa horseyz, .....
... finds the WORLDS biggest KUMQUAT!!! And ...Quote:
Originally posted by gini
......finally deciding he is sick and tired of Cinder getting all the goodies since he only gets cicles at home, glances in Phred's direction. Phred is completely distracted by Klare Klam so SmokeMutt dashes into the pasture and............
Kumquat????? That is definitely a Phred word............so I will leave it open for him to continue the story.
...Wunderz aloud "Awwww, NUTZ! I gotz no pokitz, so'z I cant carry our *Qumquat Opner*!"Quote:
continuing our Twisted Tail...
...finally deciding he is sick and tired of Cinder getting all the goodies since he only gets cicles at home, glances in Phred's direction. Phred is completely distracted by Klare Klam so SmokeMutt dashes into the pasture and...
... finds the WORLDS biggest KUMQUAT!!! And ...
Undaunted, Smokey *rollz* hiz prized Qumquat towards Cinder, hoping for help. :eek: Sez the Floppie Jackass seein the HUGE Qumquat rollin into hiz path, an jamz on hiz Whoa-erz. The sudden stop dislodgez the skilled equesterian Poppa Triffid - and much like Poor Miz Zippy, he *FLIEZ* off his trustee mount, over the vizibly uppyset Miz Cinnerz, and landz...
Hang on there Miz Cinners we won't leave you in this terrible situation long, but some buddy out in Calif. needs to eat dinner. (animation is completely suspended, temporarily).
Unless some buddy else wants to get in on the action!!
............In the biggest foulest puddle of...clam juice!!! 'AAAAAAAAAAAggggghhhhh' he roars, as he sails through the air 'Didn't nobody tell you that when a Triffid lands in clam juice he...........................Quote:
Originally posted by Cinder & Smoke
...Wunderz aloud "Awwww, NUTZ! I gotz no pokitz, so'z I cant carry our *Qumquat Opner*!"
Undaunted, Smokey *rollz* hiz prized Qumquat towards Cinder, hoping for help. :eek: Sez the Floppie Jackass seein the HUGE Qumquat rollin into hiz path, an jamz on hiz Whoa-erz. The sudden stop dislodgez the skilled equesterian Poppa Triffid - and much like Poor Miz Zippy, he *FLIEZ* off his trustee mount, over the vizibly uppyset Miz Cinnerz, and landz...
Lynne