An ant eaters tongue is 3 miles long!
hmm what is a Calico?
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An ant eaters tongue is 3 miles long!
hmm what is a Calico?
A Calico is a patchwork quilt for a bed! Very popular in colder climates.Quote:
Originally Posted by Almita
What is a tooth brush used for?
A toothbrush is an excellent tool for cleaning grout.
Speaking of the Green Giant - What does he have on underneath that leafy toga thing, anyway?
http://www.bettycrocker.com/NR/rdonl...reenGiants.jpg
He has that because he is part African American.
What is a microphone?
A microphone is something you use to yell at your kids to pick up their underwear. It's really fun to use if they are having friends over! ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Almita
What are cupcakes?
A microphone is a little tiny cellie that James Bond speaks into when he must make a or receive a call.
What happens to the Pillsbury Doughboy when it's hot outside?
They're "little clumps of frozen snow" , often spotted in everyones' yard, during early Spring~ ( the remnants of a family gathering :D )Quote:
Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces
What happens to the Pillbury Dough Boy when it's hot outside?
He gets a burst of wild energy, frothing at the mouth, and has been known to snap at the finger that pokes fun at him!!!! :D
What does a dog do when he/she can't remember where that tasty bone was buried?
They have their squirrel pals find it for them. They are great at locating buried things.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
What is a dump truck?
Darn it all Moff, I'm laughing toooo hard to post the wrong answer that just popped into my silly head!!!!!!! :D ( coming up for air now) :eek: :D
What is a Dump Truck? Isn't that the same thing as A Honey Dew Truck? :cool:
If all of your socks are "identical", does that mean they will mate for life? :eek:
Sure! Since the life of a sock is notoriously short it's not a long commitment, just until the next rinse cycle or something.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
What is a push up?
A push up is a "heckler" in the check out lane during noon rush hour~ they are known to use a shopping cart effectively, and can cause bodily injury :D Be Ware of "Push Ups"!!!
Can a Bleach Bottle still be turned into a "Pig"? (such a crafty question :p )
No, it can't be turned into a pig anymore, bleach bottles now turn into chickens!
How do you play the piano?
This is the Pet Talk version of "The Wrong Game" :cool:
How do I *play* the piano, you ask? :rolleyes:
I just press---- "play" on a C.D. player :D ( I can now *play *the piano!!) :p
What is a dust mite? :eek:
a dust mite is a magnet that has the name dustin on it they just call it dust for short.
what is paper really for?
Paper has many uses but it was originally a toy for cats. Just wad it up and throw. The cats have tons of fun ripping it up all over the carpet and watching you pick it up!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Almita
How fast could a model - T car go?
Ok, so I'm the only one who ever heard of a model T car? It's not like I ever saw one or anything!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces
Ok, I'll give you a different question:
What is a beanie baby?
Beanie baby everyone knows what that is, it's a bean that has a little baby face on it!
what is a trash can?
A trash can is a can with a lid that you use to hide your goodies from your family and pets. My cat leonardo loves Nacho doritos, so that's where I hide them from him!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Almita
What do you do with newspaper?
What do I do with newspaper? I knit with it.
What do you do with a magazine?
I cut magazines up and make paper dolls!!!
What color are eggs?
What color are eggs? Violet.
What's the difference between yams and sweet potatoes?
Sweet potatoes are what regular people eat and yams are what high society folks eat!!! ;) :DQuote:
Originally Posted by cassiesmom
How do you make pop corn?
you go up to the corns and yell "POP" and there you have it popcorn.
How is it possible to ride a tricycle?
The price of Gas makes riding a tricycle possible and profitable too!! Just hook up a little cart on the back of it and you're all set!!!
Do people still iron bed sheets and pillow cases? :eek:
What's iron? I personally NEVER iron anything. I don't even own such a critter as an iron. Isn't iron a vitamin or something?Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
oh, wait, I'm supposed to answer WRONG (been so long I forgot) then...
yes we ALL iron sheets and pillow cases. We have NOTHING else in the entire world to do!!! :D :D
How do you make hot chocolate?
I make hot chocolate by leaving a Hershey bar on the seat of my car on a warm day. (Oops!)
How do you play poker?
[p.s. Dorothy39 and MoFF ... my mom irons sheets and pillowcases (and tablecloths and just about everything else) with her ancient but extremely effective Ironrite machine. The darn thing takes forever to heat up but it works great. I'm not even sure they make the Ironrite anymore - my mom's is older than I am!]
How do I play Poker~ :rolleyes:
Isn't that like waking Gramma up from her nap? All ya have to do is just play" poke her?"- :cool:
(Loved the Ironrite Story!!! :D )
What's an Easter Lily?
An Easter lily is a lily pad that frogs only sit on, on Easter morning to watch the sun come up during the Easter Sunrise services!!! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
Does the Easter bunny ever eat any of the chocolate eggs he leaves?
Yes, he only eats the blue and white polka dotted ones.
What is a dashboard?
funny you should ask~ What is a Dashboard? That's got to be all about the guy who still relies on Morse Code for communication ~ He's simply Dash -----Bored ------of course!!!! :D (poor fella)
Where does the Easter Bunny go after he has delivered all the goodies?
He goes on spring break!!! ok so his spring break lasts almost a year but the poor bunny works hard!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
How many kids does the Easter bunny have?
The Easter bunny has 29 kids
What is Easter?
Easter is where all the people in the East use er on the end of every word they say for a whole day! :D
What color are your socks today?
they are the color pig!
why do people shiver?
coz they eat ham
Why do feet smell?
So we won't have to waste money buying perfume.Quote:
Originally Posted by Whisk_Luva
Do ant eaters burp?
Yes, the burp like cows.
Where is California?
Its on mars
What animal is Snoopy?
I think he's a silly little dog.
Why is the milky way in the sky?
because it couldn't fit inside of the wrapper.
what is a racecar?