:eek: DROP AND PLOP?? Oh Rachel...LOL LOL Have a gentle day Boots and family....especially you Phred:) Laurie
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:eek: DROP AND PLOP?? Oh Rachel...LOL LOL Have a gentle day Boots and family....especially you Phred:) Laurie
I was thinking about Mr. Boots this morning and I hope that he will be up to "pawin in" with us a little later on the puter. You have lots of loving fans Boots, and we hope this Sunday finds you in great health!
Hi Ebberbuddie ~ Smokey here ~Quote:
Originally posted by lbaker
:eek: DROP AND PLOP?? Oh Rachel... :D
This'n gotta be a quickie - Me an Dad are onna MomsVille Run to see GranMaw... Miz Cinners an DripKat are guardin the Ranch kuz it's WAY too hot fur them to hang out inna kar.
Boots Kat is doin purdy GREAT! He gotz parolled outta the baffroom all day Saterday - an n
outta the baffroom all day Saterday - an no *mistakes* found onna karpetz! :)
Friday wuz a lil *tense*... Fambly Bomb (aka the trakter kar) konked out AGAIN! Thurdsday nite an we hadd go home onna end of a ropey. Dad wus purdy :mad:! Friday the same Fire Buddie komed ober an they drug the kar back to the KarVet ta getz a new starter-up spinner put on... Thas's why nonna us FurKids checked in Friday.
Wun KatTail...
Yesteday da Boots wuz roamin round the Ranch an wunted to chek out whut Dad wuz doin inna kliner chair... Now Boots STILL kant drive his wide-load KoneHed rig so good ~ ALLUZ jammin the Kone inta kornerz an bumpin inta stuff whe he triez ta jump up on sumpin...
LEAPZ up onn end table ta kome ober to Dad's kliner - SHOVELz allu junque onna table onna floor! Then triez ta jump onna kliner arm - jamz the Kone onna arm rest an heads fur the floor!
Landed strait down ONNA KONE doin a HedStand affore he fell inna backwurdz summy-salt!! :eek:
Lotta *Hed Shakin* fer a minnit or two! :p
Same thing this mornin ~ Outta jail an jumpz onna
Same thing this mornin ~ Outta jail an jumpz onna bed - made it the sekund try. :rolleyes: Flopz onna bigbed an jamz me inna face wiffa Kone! Then he'z watchin burdz outside the winnow... Wuntz ta sit onna winnow ledge like he allus duz fur a closer look...
YEP! Onna thurd try to sit onna ledge he gib'd up an got back onna BigBed. Seemz the LampyShade/Kone jest wont FIT onna ledge... :mad:
Hopefully the Kon will kum off sumtime this week ~
Sure hope it'z affore he bustz hiz necky-bone!
OK - thas's my Tail an I'z stickin to it!
Gotta getz a brush-job an then load up fur GranMaw's Place. I'll say "Howdy" ta G-Maw frum allua youze Folkz an FurKidz! :)
More KatTailz tumorrow...
/s/ SmokeMutt :D
So glad to hear Boots is doing so well!!! I hope he gets that cone off soon before he does major property damage. Smokey, thank you for taking the time to paw us a message and keeping us updated. :D
Thanks for the update Smokey!! What great news Bootz Man! Keep up the good work. We're keeping our paws crossed that you lose that Konz thingy reeeeel soon! Say hi to G-Mom for us all!!:D Happy Trails to Dad and the Furkids!!!:)
I'm so glad to hear that you're doing much better Boots. :) Now if you can only get the cone taken off your head. Thanks for the update. Keep us posted.
I probably should address this to our girl, Cinders, since she is home Kat sitting with Boots while Smokey The Dog and Dad are off to see the G-Mom. Cinders you really started something way back when you used to get on the computer. Now all the furkids are getting quite puter literate:D . I'm so happy your little Booter Buddy is feeling good enough to do all that cone manuevering. Sounds as if he wants to be involved in all his normal activities. I too hope he gets the cone off soon so he can do his appointed rounds. Poor Booter has had a hard time of it lately. Here's wishing the whole fam damily has some good luck for a change.
Bootz! You're headin' in the right direction now - just need to get that thingy off your sweet little head, so you can give your dad a big headbumpie!! :D Hope you didn't hurt yourself when you fell of the kliner chair! :eek:
Thanks for pawing us an update, Smokey! We're so happy that the worst is over!! :) You're bound to have some good luck from now on - all of you!! :D
aw smokey dawg
fanks for da uppydate at da ranch - mum waz gonna repliez but she;s rollin' all over da flor, laffin' like a lunytic. all wez can git outta her is - dat kone, dat kone!!! watz she on about?
bye da sondz of it - bootz is feelin' a itty bitty better. way ta go bootz!
weez all hopin' youz get da konny fing offa youz 'ead pretty soon. befor youz dammidge youz 'eadbonnez - wez dont fink dats at all funny!!
still gotz clawz an pawz crozzed an' it's makin' scratchin' a bit diffycultz.
nozzy kizzies an' 'ead bumpies comin' at ya bootz and cinners dawg and smokey dawg too xx AN' DAD PHRED.
from bagel, ketchum and dan xxxx
oh an' ouz mummy too. (hmph - she still laffin'!!)
Boots, you are doing such a good job of getting better! And that cone thing, well here's a pic of Miley, a friend in the same cone headed situation. She has a skin problem and not a plumbing problem. Her cone allows her to go just about anywhere. Maybe she just has a higher level of spacial abilities!
Great news Boots. I hope you are all better soon. I love reading your stories each day!
Love,
From Gabe, Miley and Graemer
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/...5/fd6b1a8a.jpg
Aren't I cute in my Ecollar?
:D :DQuote:
Originally posted by Rachel
Sounds as if he wants to be involved in all his normal activities. I too hope he gets the cone off soon so he can do his appointed rounds.
Thanks for the uppeydate Smokey. Sounds to me like Boots is trying to get caught up on everything that he's missed since he's been locked in that darn baffroom. :D And it sounds like he's doin' real good so hopefully that dern kone thingy will come off real soon.
And tell Boots we're sorry for laughin' at all his trouble with that kone, but we know he wasn't hurt at all in his falls and misses, and the mental image of him landing on his poor little head then doing that backwards summersault was just too much. :D :D Good thing your dad wasn't takn' a nap at the time or he would've wondered what all the todo was about. ;) :D
Boots, boy. I'm just wonderin' how ya donin'? Still drinking tuna water? Still a cone head? Hope you didn't get a headache from your adventures the other day. Plumbing still working? Hope you are feeling lots better now.:)
Hi Ebberbuddie ~ Cinnerz & SmudgePot here ~
Checkin in fur Boots, the Kat...
He'z doin purdy OK rite now - mostly peein inna sandy box (Dad gibed it back to him Friday nite kuz he dint like doin #2 onna papurz). He'z still gotz papurs inna old skratch box inna tubby, too - kase he feels like a papur job :rolleyes:.
All us FurKidz is a lil :mad: ~ Seemz Dad's Fire beeper went Beep, beep, BEEP!! Munday mornin an he jumped outta bed an dashed off to a BIG fire in Towne... Nunbuddie gotz an *outie*, Kat dint get no Mornin Medz, WE dint get no brunch... Day kinda sukk'd.
Dad kum'd home bout 4 a-klok ta feed an wadder us - then went rite back to da fire... Gone agin till :eek: mid-nite. Stunk like fire when he finally gotz home. Kicked Kat outta the fallin wadder klozet an played inna kleen wadder a long tyme - still wuz a lil *stinkey* when he got dun.
Tuday wuz more a the same - up urlie ta meet da Fire Guy frumma "State" an do sum Vestigatin. We jest took a load a fire pix to Wally's Place an are waitin fur the quickie photoz ta getz dun.
Tumorrow gonna be s-l-o-w, too - Dad anna State Guy gotta do sum Innerviewz inna afternoon. Check in then - IF - we get outta the Ranch at all...
Boots tell'd us ~ frum unner the baffroom door ~
that he missez :( the dailey ridez to da Shop wiff us...
Walley jest called - pix are dun - gotta run...
Figured your Dad has to work once in a while, or the kar went on the fritz again.
Anyway, Phred, how about an update on Bootz? Sounds like maybe the kone might be gone soon? Does Bootz still need spiked water? Which flavor?
Hope your fire season is more controlable than that in Oregon now.
Hey guys :)
Thanks for the uppeydate. Sounds like Boots is doing ok if he is getting particular about which box he uses. ;) :D I'm just glad Boots is to the point he's at now 'cause had your dad been busy with the fire a few weeks ago the Boots Man might have had a different tale to tell. I'm sure your dad will be back on his regular schedule once all the fire stuff dies down a bit, be sure and give him some....(whatever you doggiez call it when you stick your noses into hands looking for pets, in kittyland head bumpies are a close equivalent). Hopefully he'll be back soon and Boots will get his kone off and be paroled from the baffroom again. :)
Boots sorry it took so long for your Daddy to notice something was wrong. Hope you are feeling MUCH better :)
Just wonderin' how Boots is doin'? Still a cone-head? Still drinkin' tuna water? Still peein? and poopin'? Still in the bathroom? Has his zipper healed up? Don't you wish I would stop with the questions?:D :D
:DQuote:
Originally posted by momoffuzzyfaces
Don't you wish I would stop with the questions?:D :D
Get well soon Bootz-man!
:rolleyes:
Hi, Ebberbuddie ~ Boots, da Kat sayin Howdee ~
Woe is me... Dad sez I'z havin a lil set-back ~
Wuz doin great - outta jail whenebber the guyz wuz home - loose inna howze all nite - peein purdy gud in wunna the boxes (I'z been alternatin tween the sandy wun anna papur wun) -an aktin kinda *chipper*.
An ketch THIS!
Last nite I wuz grabbin sum Zzzzz's onna fireplace hearth; so Dad openz the big frunt door fur more air. Dawgs gotz fed anna outie. Dad karashez inna kliner an noddz off. I wakez up an wanderz ober towardz the door ~ HEY! Door'z open - an Dad'z not sittin in it blockin the way... Wunder whut'z out there?
*OUT* I goez!
SmudgePot jumpz up an runz ober to Dad -
Hey Dad! Kat'z lookin out the DOOR! Better grab em!
Dad'z makin a lotta raket wiffa noze an dont hear the lil TattelTail.
Kinda *SPOOKIE* an *dark* out there! Made it offa porch an thru the weed gardun out to the weedz they kall grass... Nunbuddie knowez how long I wuz out there when Dad woked up bout sun-up. Dawgz are sleepin on hiz feetz hangin down offa kliner chair.
Dad axkz "Where'za KAT?" Slam'za frunt door an duz a howze search = NO Kat! OMG! Panik!
He ripz open frunt door an hollerz "Hay KoneHed - ya out here?"
I gibz him a reel friendlie *ChiIIRRp* frumma weed gardun an turnz so the yard lite shinez onna kone... Whudda HOOT!
Dad'z wearin his not much shortiez an NUFFIN else!
Tries to cum downna steps but members :eek: he gotz nuffin onna feetz. Getz his fuzzy slipperz on an jumpz inna gardun patch - but by then I wuz strollin downna bank towardz the drive. Ebberbuddie'z out lookin - durn Dawgz gibed me away - spotted me onna driveway.
Dad hotfootz it cross the yard in hiz not much shortiez an slipperz an makez da *GRAB*.
NUTZ! :mad: Furst time onna outie an it'z ober alreddy! Back inna howze... :(
They all jump'd onna BigBed an I *pouted* onna bunkroom floor... Till Dad herd me doin sum SEER-euz skratchin inna sandy box. He getz up an checkz on me - skratchin, squattin, an GRrrrrin inna box ~ Nuffin happenin - AGIN!
I wuz runnin back-n-forth tween the sandy anna papur boxes - jest a kupla lil *dribbelz* anna lotta *GROWlin* = Uhhh-Oohhhh...
Off we all goez to the Fire Station (Dad hadda pick up sum Big Fire papurz). I'z pantin lika dawggie when he cumz out in a kupla minitz. IN we all goze fur sum wadder (he had that durn sqwirt gun syringe in hiz poket!) anna gulp a kold air inna offis - it'z got a kold air box...
He brinz in my papur box - I jumpz in an duz a reeley HuMUNgus *PEE* onna papurz :D - but it'z got a lil red stuff mixed in... Dad grabz a baggie an pourz the pee in da baggie an stuffz it inna fridge. Callz Doc Lisa's Place an I hear em plottin ta drag me in fur a check-out...
Dash to da Shop to dump the Dawgz an anudder 3 sqwitz a wadder inta me. Onna road fur 5 minitz an I duz a pee an dumpz a load a *stinkey*, too!
Made the mistake of doin a lil *pantin* onna way ober... In we go wiffa sampelz an whut'z he do? Wuntz a kuppa wadder! Rite inna waitin room I getz tossed onna chair an anudder 4 sqwirtz a wadder!
GOTTA stop wiffa pantin!
Gotta phizikal frumma nudder White Coat (bladdur tank wuz nice an em-tee!) when Doc Lisa showz up - seemz they lost a kupla offis stafferz an she'z in on vacation helpin out! BOFF of em are talkin bout me an lookin at my zipper. Docz say the zipp'z healin so gud they dont wanna pull the zip stringz - they'z the dizolvin kind ennieway.
Pee an poop testz looked GUD! No kristallz but a lil hi onna pH anna blud ... "Normal" wiffa bladdur infekshun, sez Doc Lisa.
Why the big no-pee krisis??
Figger they shudint otta have quit wiffa biotik pillz eben tho I'z been on em fur bout 3 weekz. Wound up wiffa nudder 10 dayz a biotikz (lil lower dose this tyme) an ANUDDER pill - *steeroidz* they sed. Gotta take FOUR differunt pillz ebery day fur a while! (Dad LUVz shootin pillz wiffa pill popper gun! :rolleyes: )
Doc Lisa sed sum katz - an ebberbuddie'z lookin at ME! - jest have a hard tyme gettin rid of bladdur infekshunz. I must be wunna the Sum Kat krowd...
Gotta gib Dad a pee sampul in 9 dayz (that'll be a phunn event!) to take to Doc Mike fur a test - if my pH is gud an ther'z nuffin else swimmin inna pee - I getz an extree 10 dayz onna biotik pills to make sure I stayz kleen. Then they'll start takin away the Dopey pillz anna *steeriodz*, too.
Meentime Dad sez I gotta enroll inna drug programme... :p
Lookz like I'z gonna keep the kone thingy fur a while - Guy Doc sez it'll keep me frum playin wiffa plummin... An Dad got ordurz ta keep sqwirtin wadder inta me till *I* start gulpin a lot by muself an get back to a regelur pee cycle. NUTZ!
An I s'ppoze I'll be spendin summore tyme inna baffroom jail :rolleyes: ... Dad'z gonna gimmie a *kushun* sumwhere inna baffroom to uze fur a lay-me-down pad so'z I don't get ennie papur sorez or pee-burnz frum layin inna papur pee box.
Gotta run ~ Dad'z loadin up hiz durn wadder gun agin!
TANKz SOOOO MUCH fur allua letterz an get-well wishuz an Prayerz all you FurKidz an Hoominz been sendin my way! They're a Big Help to Dad an me while we fight my *problemz*. Meenz a LOT to us!
Prolly Mee-Yowwwl atcha all durrin the week - I tinkz I'll prolly be motorin ober to the Shop wiffa Guyz so'z they kan keep an eyeball on me next week.
/s/ Boots, the I-kan-still-pee ;) Kat
PS: We'z havin Mac-n-Cheeze-n-TUNA fur dinner!
More Tuna Sauce ta flavur my wadder! :D
NEWS FLASH!!!!
SHORTAGE OF MACARONI AND CHEESE AND TUNA IN WATER REPORTED IN OHIO. CAUSE IS UNKNOWN, BUT BEING INVESTIGATED!!
Boots, we are still pulling for you with prayers. I am really sorry to hear that you have more pillz to take - but since you turned out to be one of the Sum Katz - guess we need to keep up the meds.
One of you guys (Cinder? Smoke?) are going to have to learn how to use a video camera so we can catch Dad running around lookin for the Bootz guy.
Boots, we have really enjoyed your adventures, but enough is enough!!! I'm with "Dad"......you gotta get well, little guy. We're pulling for you and for Dad's wallet. It must be feelin pretty light these days, but I know you are worth every penny he is spending.
Please get well, so you can get out of jail. :)
LOL!!!! Boots if men in blue uniforms with guns show up...HIDE!!! They will be the police and they may want to smell your breath!!Quote:
Originally posted by gini
[B]NEWS FLASH!!!!
SHORTAGE OF MACARONI AND CHEESE AND TUNA IN WATER REPORTED IN OHIO. CAUSE IS UNKNOWN, BUT BEING INVESTIGATED!!
All paws and tails and fingers still crossed for you til you are 100% well.
Boots -- hope you are all the way well soon, little adventurous guy! We're thinking, worrying, and praying about you here, buddy boy.
hi der bootz - mum's jus red us da latest panik - you shure givin youz dad sum greef - but yay - youz gotten fru da door an OUTSIDE!! bet youz had so much fun eh? da konefing probley got in youz way an stopped reel 'splorin - tough bootz!
youz gotta stop wif da pantin, not peein and scarin all deez hoomans!
doze tablits gonna be anudder pain for youz to take - but mum sez dey'll make youz feel better an pee proper - wez all didn know you cud pee improper! itz a hooman fing!! bet youz daddy gonna ave lotz of fun firin dem down yoouz froat!!
wez all wunderin wot wez can do ta get tuna watter - sounz pretty gud - all wez get is plain ol watter! hey bootz youz gotta member howz to lap up when da kone cums off - youz don want youz daddy squirtin dat watter atcha then duz ya?
our mums stil avin a giggle bout youz dad runnin out wif no shoeis on da feetz an SHORTIES!! don know wot shez laffin at - wez seen her wif no shoeis on da feet an lickle pigyjamas in da gardun!!
wez all send lotza nose kizzez an head bumpiez - to youz an youz daddy an da big dawgz cinder an smokez - no mor paniks peerleaze bootz - we all getz wurried - so go go bootz show em dis time youz can do it - get well.
frum bagel and dan an ketchum xxxxxx
yez an ouz mummie too xxxx
Oh Boots, I hope that cone thingy comes off very soon, so you can get a proper drink - and you can have an adventure out in the grass too! It's meant for us to enjoy! :D It's boring to be in the baffroom so much! I only go there for a drink straight from the tap. :p But you gotta get your pee all nice and yellow - that's the right color! When your dad comes along with that water gun and the little white tablets, you open up wide a swallow all you can! It'll soon be over! He knows what's good for for you, so you stick to him!! You may get a fat tummy from some of the pills, but don't you worry, it will flatten again as soon as you finish them! ;)
We all wish you get back to your normal self very soon Boots! :)
Lots of purrs, nosekisses and headbumpies
from
Fister, his mum and dad
Mizzer Bootz,
Iz you a hypocondrikat? Eben naughtie bunniez ain't naughtiez fer diz longz so I thinkz sick kittiez dunt needz to be diz sick fer diz longz eitherz! Regardlez, I iz still prayin' fer youz...
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/...3/fd643a2e.jpg
Luv,
Sophie Bunnie
PS Do you likez my silber nail polish?
I kinda likez it but Mom ain'tz too happie wif her sister....:rolleyes:
betweeenz miz sophie's silver polish and the image of Phred in his shorts and furry slippers I've read this to my guys and they are rolling on the floor with paws across their belly's and tears of laughter down their furry faces:D eben though it's a sad sorry time for baby Bootz...at least you are hanging in and we are all hangin in wicha.. love you guys - and you get better Bootz... Laurie
You get better Boots! And get that pee nice and clear for the doc. You keep us posted.:p
Boots, Boots, Boots, looks like in addition to the pills and water squirts, visits to the white coats, we got to krank up the old prayer machinery. Let's eber buddie put on knee pads and spend some time on 'em sending up some extra.. *Please God, take care of our little buddy, Boots.*
Oh Bootz Man, we think it's time we really put the prayer meter on high!!! C'mon PT'ers all paws together for Boots. You can do it Boots!! And God, Boots really needs yer help right now. It's Sunday, so we know ya got yer headphones on. This is one special kitty and his family and all his friends are gettin real worried, so do all you can to make him well real soon! OK God? Thanks lots from Star***Shine, Cody, Oliver, Mr. B and the piggers.
:)
Thanks to All our Pet Talk Furkid & Hoomin Buddiez ~
Yer Prayerz gotta be Werkin!
Bootsy Kat seemz to be feelin a lot better!
Did sum gud *peez* ober the weekend - an still eatin the combo New/old krunchie mix like a lil horse - we think he Likes the new Chikun Flavur Krunch!
Last nite, when Dad an SmokeMutt got back fum seein GranMom atta MomsVille Village... I ran Smoke round the yard so hard we wuz boff blowin like steam enjinez when Dad sed it wuz time to go in an spring the Bootz outta jail. He'd jest made sum damp papurz, so he got parolled rite away. But he akted kinda *sad* an jest flopped inna hall...
Dad skooped him up an sat wiff him inna kliner chair while we Dawgz ate din-din. Kat kept givin Dad the *Woe-Is-Me* eyez while Dad gibed him a lotta ear *skritchiez* unner the Kone anna back rubbie...
Next thing we seez izza Kone cummin **OFF** an sittin onna tabel! Kat jest lay onna lappy an rolled hiz eyeballz round in BIG cikulz - Wunderin how'z come he could *see* so gud :D agin?!
Kat wandered off towardz the baffroom - then we hearz sum *lickin* - LOTTA *lickin*! Smoke checkz an tellz Dad "Kat'z doin a reel job back were hiz lollypop uzed ta be. He'z tryin ta make a hare-ball." Dad checkz an sez it'z OK - kuz it'z furst tyme poor Bootsy been able to werk back there fur quite a while... Hare-ball won't happen ~ No Hare :( back there!
Kat spent mosta the nite sprawled out onna BigBed booky-shelfz - he *fitz* agin :D now that the Kone'z gone! Soon az Dad got outta bed - he dun hiz famus *Rug-Shuffel, Two-Step* all round the Ranch Howze - testin fur the dreaded >damp spotz< :rolleyes: Luckie fur da Kat - Nuffin found!
Dad 'cided it wuz gonna be kool enuff to leave him inna baffroon jail tuday... We'll see how much drinkin an peein practice he dun on hiz own when we getz back ta da Ranch. We'll be leavin urlee - Dad'z gotta go to a skwel wiffa Fire Guyz tunite.
Yap atcha All inna mornin...
Boots Baby, such good news that you got your cone off, if even for a bit. Be real good and drink, eat, poop, and pee (and leave your zipper alone) so you can keep it off. I know there has been lots of extra prayers from your Pet Talk pals to help you get well. We will keep them up until you are 100% ok. :)
Bulletin....Bulletin......Hear the great news!!!!
BootzMan is a conehead no more!!:D Woppeee!!! Listen to MOFF, now! Keep it goin in and comin out! Phew, we're all breathin a bit easier today~ Love, yer pals, Mr. B, Oliver, Star***Shine, Cody and the Piggers!
Boots, glad to hear you are feeling better! That was so nice of your dad to take that cone off!! Keep on getting better!! Saying lots of prayers for you over here.
I'm so glad to here that you're doing much better Boots. Having that cone off for a little while must have felt so good. Soon you'll be rid of that thing. Just poop and pee a lot and let your zipper heal up so you can get back to your normal self. Storm, Pepper, &Sunny all send you headbumpies and get well wishes. I also hope that your recovery time is quick. :) Thanks for the update.
wow bootz - youz got da kone fingy off?! bet dat feelz soo gud! we'z all rootin for youz ober here - keep da peein goin gud.
we'z gonna keep da pawz crozzed - jus to be onna safe side - go on youz can do it bootz -
get well soon.
lotzza noze rubbiez comin attcha from bage, dan an ketchum
xxxxxx
ok ok - an ouz mummie too xxx
Wow! Great news! The Boots man got his kone off!!! Yippiee!!! Whew, glad to hear everything's going good again after that little scare. Keep up the good work, Boots. Tubby and Peanut are still prayin' for you too. They don't like to hear one of their buddies isn't feeln' good.
You're such a character when you're feeln' good, but you gotta stop scarin' your dad. Thank goodness the dogz gave you away when you made it outside.
Oh, and Sophie's silver nails are divine, they kinda go with her crown. ;) :D
I'm always a day late and a dollar short, but I couldn't be happier than to hear this news!!! :D Yeah, Boots!!! Hope you wet those paper real good, so Dad will keep that cone off your neck, and quit his worrying!!!! Be well, my friend!!! :D
HI, Ebberbuddie! :) I'z back atta shop wiffa Gang tuday...
Kinda *tweek'd* I dint get ta make da trip yesturday - I'z startin to like kar ridez long as it'z NOt to da White Coat'z Places.
I dun sum lil papur peez whilst I wuz home yesturday, so Dad lemmie out till BigBed tyme last nite. He locked me up kuz I dint make no damp papurs affore litez out.
Made up fur it this mornin - HuMUNgus pile a damp papurs! Gave Hed Bumpiez an a lotta door pawin when Dad kame in - so he sed I kuld ride ober to da Shop. Sellabrated wiff anudder big pee dump jest while he wuz loadin up all my gear ta go. THAT got da papur box warshed out an fresh papurz fur da trip!
Got here an Dad unloads the Dawgs an all my stuff an returnz fur me. I'z peepin out his winnow inna kar till he getz klose - then I krowchez down when he pops er open an *kaZOOooom!* - Off I goez like a Streak-a-Litnin --- fur about 2 feet. Left my durn Tail flyin out behind an he *GRABBz* it (wiffa Left handpaw, no less!)
**EEE-Yowchie!**
Left 50 footz a gud Klaw Nailz onna sidewalk affore I quit runnin. Dang it! :mad: He hadda good gripy onna Tail! Sheeze, Dad - I wuz jest tryin ta beet ya to da door! Whud a worrie-wart he iz!
Dad set up my spot - chair holdin the leashy string (so's I kant go 'splorin all ober the Shop place lookin fur the Kumpanie Rat {Smoke's lil mousie bud that hangz out here makin Dad :mad:}), boff my pee boxez, krunch bowl, an the durn wadder kup. I settel'd down to a long sessun inna krunch bowl - ate a BIG brekfust. Then I noticed! Durn chikun krunchie jumped inna wadder kup. NUTz! Aint supposed to be in there... Better get him out...
Started lappin up wadder - I'z gonna sink him onna bottum an *grab* him! Kept swimmin round an hidin unner that dang sqwirt gun Dad plopped inna kup wiffa wadder. Eben tried dippin a paw ta snag the lil floatur - Kunnit get it!! Lapp'd up an Drunk a hole *heck-uva-LOTTA* wadder affore I gib'd up wiffa lil *uRRRRpp* an lay down fur a nappy...
Feelz like I gotz a half gallun wurth a *Good Kat* wadder inna tank - But I'z gonna keep Dad gessin just WHEN?? I'z gonna du a pee job... Kan't wate too much longer - I kinda *Sloss-shez* when I movez around... :rolleyes:
Dad'z Happie Azza Klam kuz I'z not jumpin inna boxez an strainin nor lickin the plummin. He tinks mabee I'z tryin to get back onna skedule of jest two Big Peez a day. It'z a Pain Inna Butt ta havta keep klimin inna box ebery lil while ta dumpa a lil outta da tank. Mebbie I'z gonna wate till we kar-ride back to da Ranch - I likez the *challenge* of hittin the papurs standin sidewayz inna muvin kar!
Kace yer wunderin - the poopy part iz werkin OK, too. Dad tinkz it'z a lil soggie - kuz I'z up to bout a 50-50 mix a New Chikun Krunch an old stuff.
A gud stinkie *plop* getz flushed a lot quicker than a dry wun - saves me frum havin to move a lotta sand. :rolleyes:
Dad sez time ta get offa the bodily funkshunz topik!
I'z jest kinda hangin round - moved muself into Cinner'z spot onna unner-puter hide-a-way ruggy. She wanderz ober ebery now-an-agin an gibz Dad a sad-eyez look :( about loozin her place asside SmudgePot; but she spendz her tyme onna ruggy in frunta the door watchin the karz go bye. Smoke duzint seem to mind my kumpanie - but I hate it when he *S-t-r-e-t-c-h-e-z* Waaaay out an skrunchez me inna korner unner the puter.
An Hoo-Boy! :eek: Ya gotta watch out fur Dad'z B-I-G PawFootz when he furgetz we'z unner the puter an he triez to stretch hiz long leggz!!
Eeeee-Yipes! Duz it get *krowded* down here when THAT happenz!
OH Yeah! Hey Miz Sophie ~
Sorrie the dumm Dawgz dint komment onna NEET Silbur-Nail jobby yur Aunt Lys gibed to ya!Quote:
Originally posted by zippy-kat
Mizzer Bootz,
I iz still prayin' fer youz...
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/...3/fd643a2e.jpg
Luv,
Sophie Bunnie
PS Do you likez my silber nail polish?
I kinda likez it but Mom ain'tz too happie wif her sister....
That pixshure wiffa Krossed Pawz is reelie Furst Klass! Anna Silbur looks Sooo Klassie! Ya get the back wunz dun, too? Wunder HOW? ya managed to sit still while Lys did all that paintin? Momma Zippy is prolly jest jelluz kuz she dint tink of the ideer... Tell Anty Lys WE tink it'z NEET!
Awww, NUTz! Cinder jest shuffled ober an gobbeled ALL my left-ober Krunchiez! :mad: Dad fixed er, tho... Gibb'd her a 10.5 Boot inna Butt an hollerd "Quit Dat!" An SmokeMutt jest runn'd ober a slurrp'd up allua dust that wuz left!
Ggrrrrrr...!
Whut us poor Katz gotta put up wiff! :rolleyes:
Now we gotta go home...
Sure hope Dad duzint *squweeze* onna Tank when we loadz up!
Hate ta waste a gud pee onna sidewalk!
Mee-Yow at all yoze Buddiez onna next visit to da Shop!
/s/ da Boots I KAN *pee* Kat
LOL!! Boots, you are priceless. So is your dad!!! I had to read that one out loud to make sure I didn't miss anything.....there's something about reading "Boots" language that makes me smile every time!!! Keep those bodily functions going, little fellow. Sounds like you're doing great!! :D