and , to whom, that is the question!!! :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces
A very small crustatian that lives on corals deep in the sea.
Can Chickens Knit? :D
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and , to whom, that is the question!!! :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces
A very small crustatian that lives on corals deep in the sea.
Can Chickens Knit? :D
Sure! They use their long toenails as the needles! Their knitted hats are world famous!!!
What is the ideal weight for an elephant?
Asian Elephants must maintain their weight at no more than 700 lbs, as they are trained for "Pleasing Your Pachyderm", while , African Bulls
can weigh in over 3 tons!!!! Go figure!!!!
sugar, flour, baking soda, butter, eggs, milk,..............what comes next? :rolleyes:
The Pillsbury Doughboy?
What are crop circles?
Quilting Bees for Locusts, can you hear them out in Kansas this time of year?They're stitchin up a storm up in these parts!!!!!!
easel, brushes, patette, oil paints, turpentine, drop cloth, model......what might happen here? (can't wait for the answer :D )
A tent will be pitched and an omlette made over the campfire. :D
A kayak, 2 oars, sunscreen and a lake. What will happen here?
Cell phone will be dead in minutes :D :D White rapids ahead!!!!! :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by zoey
campfire, friends, full moon, booze, radio playing loudly, ..............what is this called? :eek:
Friday, the 13th, part XIV
What do you call a hotdog, dipped in cornmeal?
Pepto Bismol!!! :eek:
What is gin rummy?
a popular game in the Oval Office!!! :D :D
Why is Kansas located in the "Heartland" of the United States?
Because thats where the lovers are.
Why does the drive home from a road trip always seem longer than the drive out?
Because, You know you really left the coffee pot "ON" ;) :D
Who are the "folks" in Folk Music?? ( or the rocks, in rock music, pops in Pop music, etc. :eek:
It's a new version of rock, scissor, paper...rock, folk, pop ...Band wars!
These folks play to win!!
How many times does the average person urinate a day? :p
I am laughing so hard, it looks like "Daisy" asked the question!!!!! Oh My God!!!! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by zoey
Male or female? :eek: (give me a second)--- composing my self. ;)
On an average, once , during replies on Pet Talk, maybe another moment during hot weather. (the answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind) :D
Who was buried in Grants' Tomb?
The Pink Panther. :D :D
Who is vice president of the U.S.?
Yeah, like I found him. everyone is wondering where in the heck he is right now!!! :eek: :D
He's Ducking for cover perhaps? , ahh, our times :)
Agnew? :D :D :D -- Sort of reminds me of another Administration . :eek: :D
Who sang this lyric? "Johnny's in the basement, mixin up the medicine, I'm on the pavement ,preachin bout the government? ;)
Oh that's easy. It was paris hilton. i read about it in yesterday's cosmo. :p :D
Approximately how many legal secretaries exist in the U.S.?
twice as many as there were in the 70's, Poor girls!!!! all that coffee to make!! ;)
What are Transformers? ( more than meets the eye)
Transformers are tanvestites who change into drag on stage.
What is the best season to wear a hat?
couch season!
how do you drink your water?
Certainly not from drinking fountains any more :eek: !!!(Gotta love those smilies)
I drink my water from the ol creek!!!! :D
What is an LP?
Little penguins!! :D
How late is too late to work?
Any time!!!
What is a goober?
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Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces
it's a dislexic Booger
What makes trees grow?
Dog pee!!! :eek:
What is mush?
the" brown trails" made during sled -dog races :eek:
Do people use cards to play Solitaire?
No, they use jacks and prune juice!!!
How do you make a root beer float?
OH MY GOD!!! And I thought I was witty!!!!! :eek: ,Quote:
Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces
Don't, I repeat, Do Not open that can of Hires. Toss it into the bathtub for some late night fun!!!! :D ( Kansas people ROCK, says Dorothy!!!)
Did the tin man have a zipper? ( Dorothy always has that oil can, just in case) ;)
Of course he did! When you gotta go, you gotta go, or when you go to go you may find you have already gone!!!
What is a squiggle?
That is the silly wild line you make when you write the amount on a check!!!
I've done so real great ones!!! :eek:
What in the heck is a Marsh wiggle?
It's a dance done by people who live by marshes.
What is a sucker?
A person who sucks his thumb all day.
Who is today's Cat of the Day?
The Cat in the Hat!!
Who are thing 1 and thing 2?
It's code for 1, 2 buckle my shoe!!!
Why does the early bird want the worm? :confused:
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Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces
Because worms don't have teeth, they are the only ones the birds can wake up safely.
What do bees make?
MINIMUM WAGE!!
what do turkeys eat on thanksgiving?
Bologna sandwiches!!!
How fast can a worm run?
they can run 1 mile per hour for each leg they have. Example: a cat has 4 legs ( usually ) so it would run 4 miles per hour. It depends how many legs the worm in question has.
Is the white house white?
Nope, it's really green with hot pink spots. It just looks white at times because of all the smog in the area!!!
Do snails were goulashes?
Only on special occasions, like St. Patrick's Day, but then only green ones!!
Do Samoyeds like snow? And why?