to cover the rock that breaks the scissors. :cool:
What is the job of a legal secretary?
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to cover the rock that breaks the scissors. :cool:
What is the job of a legal secretary?
her job is to teach the "boss" how to make his own coffee!! :D
What is the name of the closest star?
It is called The Faraway Star!
What is a flag?
The "collective" or "plural" of the common Flog.Quote:
Originally Posted by JALB
"When up -turning a heavy stone, I came upon a Flag of Flogs!!! They were all over me in seconds!!!!!!
What are curds and Whey? Who ate them all the time?
Curds and whey are a type of chip and dip!
Elvis ate them constantly!!!
Why do leaves fall off the trees?
Oh, it's only the "little" leaves that fall off, poor dears, if they'd only wear good shoes!!!!! Scientist are working hard to unravel this mystery!!!
Who was Albert Einstein?
a shoe
Who is today's dog?
My girl Ellie! ;)
Why does it have to be all cloudy and blah today?
Because , You live in Michigan!!! just wait a few minutes, it might snow!!! :D
Where to the buffalo roam these days?
In the wild deserts that are filled with water in Arizona! ;)
Why do people bathe?
to give flies something to mope about!!!! (for lack of a better adjective!!)
Why did Goldilocks run out of the Cottage, for real?
She was looking for an outhouse! That porridge didn't agree with her!!!
How many toes does a fish have?
Yes, you were right!!! Oh my God, I am laughing so hard!!!! Where is an outhouse when you need it?
Fish have several toes, er, tows, per day. Many of them are over worked with trawlers right now off the coast of Massachussetts!!! :D I've got the giggles today!!!
too hard to type, give me a minute!!!!
okay, next question,
What are Army ants up to these days? Do they get the GI Bill?
The Army ants and dancing with the Army uncles. Yep, they get the GI Bill and the GI Frank, and the GI Chester and the GI ......!!! :D
Do cows need hankies?
Yeah, they are very nutritional.
What is an owl? XD
that's part of a reply, a dialect from our southern states in the U.S.
as in, Owl be back, or Owl be see'in you!!!! come on, you knew that, are you testing me now? :D
What do we do with all this "Tupperware "now? or, what is Tuypperware?
The US government is collecting all the Tupperware to put on a rocket and send into space. The plan is to scare the poop out of any aliens by making them go nuts trying to figure out what the heck it is!!!
What color nail polish do frogs wear?
that was a good one!!!!
Answer to your question:
Frogs wear out their nail polish, all the hopping to do of course,
They tend toward the "Warm colors", I saw a cutie the other day, all decked out in RED!!
Do garden toads really use those Toad Houses that are sold everywhere?
:D
They use them as conversation pieces sort of like those plastic pink flamingos that were every where a few years ago.
Why do pig's tails curl?
Because how else would they bounce on them. Tiggers aren't the only bouncy ones aroundQuote:
Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces
Why are leaves green?
something has to be green, it's hard work, like Kermit says!! it isn't easy
Is Miss Piggy still single?
No I hear she is dating Big Bird now. I hear she is expecting chiglets (chicks/piglets lol)Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
Is the sky really falling?
Yep, a big chunk just hit me on the head. Lucky for me, I have a hard head!
Why do telephones ring?
Quote:
Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces
Because they have diamonds inside. Diamond ring get it HA I'm a loser lol. They say diamonds are a girls best friend and sometimes I think the phone comes a close second. Coincidence? I think not.
When does a rooster crow?
After he's had a date with a hot chicken!!!
Why do robber's wear masks?
because , they look stupid in pany hose!! :D
Who sang Happy Birthday to J.F.K.?
Boy George!!!
How many oinks are in a pig?
:D :DQuote:
Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces
Oh God, that's a toughy!!!!!!!! :eek:
They can get pretty big, (hummm, 16 oinks to a pound, x say, 200)
3200 oinks!! :eek:
Who were the 3 little pigs?
Larry, Moe, and Curly aka the Three Stooges!!!
What makes a cat purr?
loved that !!!Quote:
Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces
"Listening to The Best of Tom Jones!!" makes any pussy cat purr!!! :D
"Pussy cat, Pussy cat, I love you, Yes , I , do----------- :eek:
Which famous blonde debuted in "Laugh In" on NBC?
come on, you know who she is, just don't type her real name!!!!
it's fun to be wrong on Pet Talk!!! :D
okay, You have forced me to play the wrong game by myself!!!
Moldy Fawn is her name!!!! She never amounted to much anyway.no Big Deal!!! :D
here's another question:
Where does all the gum, that which has been chewed, finally go?
To jail - does NOT pass GO, does NOT collect $200.00
How does a bird fly?
Hey, it's the Golden Girl!!!
How do birds fly??
They just, sort of , JUMP!! and the air has to cooperate!!
they have a connection with the wind, on their Visa cards.( we can't access it) :(
Why do flowers smell so lovely?
flowers smell good, like sweet & sour chicken, so my dog will eat them. Especially the hibiscus.
What will happen in August?
UFOs will land on the White House Lawn!!!
Why are porcupines so prickly?
Tough life. They can't help their attitudes. ;)
What's the best thing about living in a desert?
Free kitty litter!!! :D
What's a dvd player?
A dog violin device for canine virtuosos.
the bow is shaped differently for their little paws. :p
What's the best thing that happened to you today?
I woke up! ;)
How much cheese does it take to fill a mouse up?