You may have a dog that won't sit up, roll over, or even cook you breakfast, not because she's too stupid to learn how but because she's too smart to bother. -- Rick Horowitz
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You may have a dog that won't sit up, roll over, or even cook you breakfast, not because she's too stupid to learn how but because she's too smart to bother. -- Rick Horowitz
For dogs, it's never too rainy to go for a walk.
(My dog, Bruno, hated the rain! But, that's so true for Finn, he doesn't care!)
Here, gentlemen, a dog teaches us a lesson in humanity. -- Napoleon Bonaparte
The old dog barks backward without getting up. I can remember when he was a pup. -- Robert Frost, The Span of Life
Some of these are really good! :)
If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise. -- Anonymous
Hold me, lest I flee, and, return me to my master Viventius on the estate of Callistus. -- ID tag possibly worn by a dog in Rome around the 4th century A.D.
A dog's bark may be worse than his bite, but, everyone prefers his bark.
If dogs could read books I'm sure theat they'd mostly be books about chasing and catching cats. -- Anonymous
Two dogs may be twice the fun, but it is important that each dog has an individual relationship with you.
Dogs have not the power of comparing. A dog will take a small piece of meat as readily as a large, when both are before him. -- Samuel Johnson
The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too. -- Samuel Butler
Happiness to a dog is what lies on the other side of the door. -- Charleton Ogburn
To his dog, every man is king; hence the constant popularity of dogs. -- Aldous Huxley
Disney's Shaggy Dog was bought for two dollars at a shelter.
WHAT?! That's amazing! I loved that movie!