I snore- and I've done the snort to consciousness thing. Also, I've been known to drool.
Hey, Rocky and Taz want to know if ya'll got any Catsip up in this place?
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I snore- and I've done the snort to consciousness thing. Also, I've been known to drool.
Hey, Rocky and Taz want to know if ya'll got any Catsip up in this place?
I'll gladly share. I'm still waiting for it though. Our bar keep is busy and forgot me.Quote:
Originally posted by Tubby & Peanut's Mom
Oh, and MOFF, I'm offended because <whine> that sounds way too good and I want some too.
Now it's Connie's turn to whine!:D
Let me pitch in
Mo-Mo - one CVC and cheez whiz, I mean pizza - DONE
2k - catsip for you, anytime. DONE
Randi - B52 - the drink, not the group, and sushi for Fister, DONE and DONE
t&p - A Sip of an A-Bomb - we don't want to destroy too many brain cells. DONE
Aaaah....thanks, I needed that. :DQuote:
Originally posted by catland
t&p - A Sip of an A-Bomb - we don't want to destroy too many brain cells. DONE
3. A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "Sorry we don't serve food in here."
Ahhh, thanks! We're both happy! :D Now, I can go and rest my head on Fister's tummy - the perfect earwarmer! :) Is it getting chilly over there too? - or am I getting a cold. :confused:
I'll think of something for tomorrow to clear it up! ;)
THANKS CATLAND! I was getting right parched not to mention STARVED! Pizza with Cheez Whiz???? I may have to try that sometime.:D
Two guys walked into a bar. The third ducked.
A-Bomb please :) It is almost Thursday!!!!
ROFLMAO!!!! **snort** ** snort**Quote:
Originally posted by Cincy'sMom
Two guys walked into a bar. The third ducked.
Debbie: I'm snorting at yours too!! :D :D :D
I love the short and sweets!!
Meeting over and I'm parched and hungry. BTW I won't be here tomorrow at all so you'll just have to behave without me.
Can I please have an A-bomb or H-bomb or whatever you are serving?? Mucho gracias.
OK, I'll admit it, I snorted at this one too. :D After I read it 3 or 4 times before I got it that is. :rolleyes: Guess there'll be no more A-Bomb tastings for me until after my test tonight. :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally posted by Cincy'sMom
Two guys walked into a bar. The third ducked.
A rope walked into the bar. Bartender says "We don't serve ropes in here". Rope goes outside, ties himself up, undoes a few strings and goes back in.
Bartender says "Hey, aren't you that rope? I told you, we don't serve rope here!"
Rope says, "Nope, I'm a frayed knot!"
A pony walks into a bar and says "Bartender, may I have a drink?"
Bartender says "What? I can't hear you. Speak up!"
"May I please have a drink?"
"What? You have to speak up!"
"Could I please have a drink?"
"Now listen, if you don't speak up I will not serve you."
"I'm sorry, I'm just a little hoarse."
Hey all! Is it thursday yet?? Nope.. guess not. Well...It was my sweet 16 yesterday...any drink back there for me??
Ice - congratulations and happy belated birthday!
Is it getting cold back there yet? Would a hot cocoa be appropriate?:)
Slick, if you promise not to snort into your drink, I'll serve you up an A-bomb - extra radioactive.
T&P - you're cut off.:p
One more tune for the jukebox....
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy>>>
OMG!!! My child thinks I have flipped my lid for sure........I am dying laughing at the jokes!!!! :D