Nope :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Roxyluvsme13
You know who I'm after hahaha
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Nope :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Roxyluvsme13
You know who I'm after hahaha
Not going to tell you........ but that poor squirrel :rolleyes:
:pQuote:
Originally Posted by king2005
Well, you don't count xD!
Mine is ok....
I kicked my best friend's boyfriend because I was drunk. :rolleyes: Hrm... doubt that would happen cause I don't drink. At least not anymore, lol. Had this been 15 years ago, it would have probably happened a few times!!
I like my mom's though...
I dry humped a pickle because I am not a homosexual. (my mother hasn't humped anything in years... :p )
Here's my dad...
I smoked my cell phone because I was high. (nope, that would be my brother!)
I sang to a homeless guy because I am NOT a homosexual!!
This is TOO funny - type out the sentence you end up with, in the subject line and forward to your friends...also, send it back to the person that sent It to you.
Pick the month you were born:
January------I kicked
February-----I loved
March---------I smoked
April-----------I dry humped
May-----------I choked on
June----------I murdered
July-----------I did the Macarena with
August-------I had lunch with
September---I danced with
October------I sang to
November----I yelled at
December----I ran over
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a Mexican
6-------a gangster
7-------my cell phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18---- ---a spoon
19-------myself
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama
31-------a homeless guy
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White--------because I'm cool like that
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink----------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red----------because the voices told me to.
Blue----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I hate myself.
Purple--------because I'm cool.
Gray----------because I was drunk
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange-------because I hate my family.
Brown--------because I was high.
Other---------because I'm a ninja.
None----------because I can't control myself
I sang to a pickle because the voices told me to.
Mine is "I dry humped a Noodle because I'm cool like that" Food for thought (sorry couldn't resist)..... http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_1_100.gifhttp://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_1_219.gif