At 85 degrees below zero!
Why do elephants have big ears?
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At 85 degrees below zero!
Why do elephants have big ears?
Because they want to compete with the rabbits.Quote:
Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces
Why is the sky blue?
Because Oranges can't be Blue!
What does your nose run when your sick?
Because , It knows that when you get sick, it has to work overtime. :D
Why are Lab Puppies so excuburant and bouncy?
To wear us out so we can sleep well at night!!!
What are CrackerJacks?
Darn, I have to play right on" The Wrong Game ":oQuote:
Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces
Cracker Jacks are *noisy*, out dated tools that can raise vehicles off from the ground for repair and maintenance. They create a loud bang with every crank, Yet, produce a prize for the effort. :cool:
What did the Labrador Retriever actually retrieve? :D
Well.. they used to retrieve high-tech flashing, glow-in-the-dark, bacon flavoured balls with paw print design on them. Nowadays they retrieve what will one day be tires...
What would you find if you dug to the bottom of a yellow snow pile? :p
Purple Koolaide!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by GreyhoundGirl
What is dog drool???
Dog drool is the name for a cross in a T
Then what is a ? called?
? is a faint impression of an electric light bulb ( just use more ink when you stamp one the next time) :cool:
What is an idea?
An idea is a girdle for purple cows!!!
What is ~ used for?
~ is good for making borders in Pet Talk posts ...Quote:
What is ~ used for?
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Why do giraffes have such long necks?
Long necks make it easier to change light bulbs in ceiling fixtures!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by cassiesmom
What are the puppets Lamb chop, Charlie Horse, and Hush Puppy doing these days?
Lamb Chops has created his first Newspaper( The Little Lost Lamb Gazzette) and has provided Charley Horse and Hush Puppy with their very own Office Rooms too!!!!
Does a Chocolate Lab Mother Dog feed Chocolate Milk to her puppies? :rolleyes:
Do chocolate Lab pups receive chocolate milk from their mom-dog? Only if you put Hershey cocoa in her food...
Do penguins have knees?