because it flys too much
Why arent dogs lime green?
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because it flys too much
Why arent dogs lime green?
Because then they would glow in the dark!
How do snails scratch their noses?
Feet first!
When is a dog not a dog?
when he is barking at you he is not a dog.
Why don't we use records anymore?
because they are useless nostalgia from the 20th century, Who wants to hear the REAL version anyway?? :D
What is 33 1/3? or 45/rpm? What do these terms mean?
Indigestion.
Why does a cat have whiskers?
Oh "Catty1, You are sensational!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Catty1
Cats have whiskers to aid in the sensation of skydiving!! :eek:
Why do cats have claws?
So we can clip them.
Why do cats have teeth?
for grooming and massaging. :eek:
How long will a dog chew on a beef bone?
For one second.
Why do we have clocks?
So we can find our socks that the dryer eats.
Why do eye lashes fall out?
To drive us nuts with the bald eyeball look!
Can an acorn grow into a rose?
only in the State of Kansas, that is where miracles occur!!
Is the wrong game important, can you meet wonderful people while playing this silly game?
yes, and you can meet silly people while playing this wonderful game too, particularly if wearing red.
Did you know wearing sunglasses is a sign of fertility? :cool:
:D I think you're getting your games mixed up :D :D
(no, I did not know that) Did you know........................ :D
Wearing sunglasses to openly display furtility occurs quite often in Texas, the stars at night, are big and bright!!!!!
What is meant by, I see red?