Pretty darned far. I heard one , talking in my garden this morning. he was from Texas. :D
Where are the Great Lakes located?
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Pretty darned far. I heard one , talking in my garden this morning. he was from Texas. :D
Where are the Great Lakes located?
In the middle of a desert.
Why do we sleep?
So we can excape the real world into dream land.
Do bugs burp?
In a pig's eye.
What is water made of?
Beer!!!
What does shoo fly pie taste like?
Soles
What are feet for?
Tracking dirt on floors
What is a ufo?
A car.
What is a Rottweiler?
A member of the Lily and Orchid families.
What are dinosaurs?
Dinosaurs are mice.
What is a bird?
A mouse with wings!
What is snot made of?
Snot is made of Oleo!!! fake margarine, not as good as Butter!!!
"If you thinks it's butter, but it's snot, It's Chiffon..!!!
( I made this up from an old margarine advertisement from the 60's) :D
What is hair spray?
Deodorant for a rabbit.
Why do pigs like mud?
They like it because it keeps them smelling fresh.
Why do we wear hats?
because , as Chicken little said, The Sky is Falling!!!
What kind of an animal build a dam over the water?