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I don't think I can groan loud enough for that, LOH. :D
Finally got out of an hour long traffic back up South of St. Louis, :rolleyes: so we're finally moving again....now if our A/C would just work..... :rolleyes:
I'm ready for all those slushies now. :D
ggrrroooaaaannnnnn
LH: That was bad.....really bad....... :D :D :D
Debbie: Happy and safe travels and please check in from time to time so we know you are OK. I refuse to call them "snots" so will just say that I'm sorry the furbabies had to stay home. Should have called me. I could catsit for you. :)
Hi to everyone else. Yes, I could really use a slushie or two right now. This week has been one of the most challenging weeks at work. Right now I'm ready to throw up my hands and quit. :( Yeah right, like that's gonna happen. Gotta get back to it.
Later.
Which brings us to the 'double graoner'..Quote:
Originally Posted by Lady's Human
Why did the sailor salute the fridge every time he walked by?
Because it was an Admiral.... :rolleyes:
Slushies for everyone!!
DONE!
OOH, RICHARD! That deserves a double GROAN! I'll join the slushie parade and I'll have a double one. Excuse the typing, it's tough to yty[e with one eye out of commission!Quote:
Originally Posted by RICHARD
Why did the soldier salute the car?
The tires were generals.
A quick refill on the slushies for everyone and then I'm ducking back under the bar. I'm taking a bottle of Bailey's with me!
'The God of War road out one night,
aboard a snow white filly,
"I'm Thor" he cried,
the horse replied,
"You forgot your thaddle thilly"
:D .................(ducks)..........Just a beer thanks barkeep...............(ducks again..............
I know someone is going to say this is my fault since I'm married to him and I could have stopped him from starting this whole mess but by the time I saw what he was doing it was too late. :( :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Lady's Human
Now that was just plain thilly. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Oggyflute
Can I have some of that Bailey's or is LH hogging it behind the bar? LH you better come out soon and face the music because Lady is looking for you.
".. I never saw a purple cow, i never hope to see one. but if i see a purple cow, i'd rather see than be one."
:confused: I kinda got into the middle of this but somehow it seemed right ;)
Some strange person sent me purple peeps, stale, in the mail ... yep, seems appropro ~
:D Laurie, we always said:
I never saw a purple cow.
I never hope to see one.
But I can tell you any how,
I'd rather see than be one.
I'm not real sure if that's right either - it's just our version. ;)
How about:
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck,
if a woodchuck could chuck wood? :eek: :D
A wood chuck would chuck all that he could chuck!Quote:
Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces
Stay oughta the way, or you'll hafta duck while the woodchuck chucks!
Howdy every one. Sorry I've been gone work it sure takes the time away from pt. how about a DLC please? who's purple cow is this? Looks like the figurine my mom had when I was a kid loved that rhyme first one my grand father taught me.
Oh, my gosh! We had a purple cow figurine when I was a kid too. It had the poem on a little card around it's neck. I loved that thing. It got broken a long long time ago!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Corinna
Are a woodchuck, and a groundhog the same critter? :confused: :)
Yes.Quote:
Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces
Around my neck of the woods we'd answer with:Quote:
Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces
A woodchuck could chuck
Just as much wood
As a woodchuck could chuck
If a woodchuck could chuck wood.
:D
My Dad (RIP) always used to sing:
Mr. Mosquito he fly high
Mosquito he fly low
Mr. Mosquito gonna land on me
He ain't gonna fly no mo!!
Oh it ain't gonna rain no rain no mo
It ain't gonna rain no mo
How in the heck can I wash my neck
If it ain't gonna rain no mo!!
Sorry, it's the cold meds I'm on.. :o ..don't you just love drugs?? :p :cool: :D
One big hot rum for me please.