Dear rain,
GO AWAY!!!:(
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Dear rain,
GO AWAY!!!:(
Dear bugs,
I don't bother your turf, you don't bother mine. When I see you in my room, YOU WILL NOT MAKE IT OUT ALIVE. I don't care if you're accidently in there. You know a house isn't your turf, stay out! I will not go into your underground burrows, hives, or wherever the heck you live, trust me. That especially goes for stink bugs.
Your enemy,
Alyssa.
PS - When I loose sight of you after the first sighting, you might hear the song "Eye of the Tiger" playing. You're in deep man, RUN FOR IT. If you hear that, 'cause that means I'm on the hunt. YOU WILL DIE I PROMISE.
Dear Bugs,
As a favour because we are related, I'm giving you warning in advance to leave Alyssers room el pronto.
Think about it.
Remember....there will be no Xmas party this year if she squishes you all.
Signed,
A Caring Relation.
:p
Dear Alyssa,
LMAO!!!:D
Hahah!!! Sign it for me too! Seriously, we have these a little large ants with wings and if you kill one, you'll spot another in 3 secs!! We sprayed the room with a spray that kills insects. They have lessened now, but not ended! :mad: I told my bro to kill one, and I spotted another and then later many more!!! My sister made a rule, any ant you see is to be killed... :eek::eek: Put my signature under that too, please :p;)
Dear Baxter,
I love you but please don't ever kick me in the face again.
Dear Trees,
Awwww give me a break fellas. I raked all of your leaves up yesterday, and this morning when I woke they were all over the place again. :(
Go back to where you came from (bloody deciduous trees) :rolleyes:
Dear Daughter-in-law,
Life is tough when your car battery dies & you need an instant battery in your car & your hubby runs his butt of fulfilling your bloody wish. Suck it up princess like will get better. :)
Dear Sunshine,
I am so happy to see you today! Please stick around awhile! If you could chase the rain down to Texas, they need it in the worst way down there.
Thank you,
Elyse
Dear Comp Med people, thank you for bringing your pet therapy dogs in yesterday for Take a Child to Work, even though they were already here on Wednesday for their regular day up on peds. I had a great time meeting and petting them! Thank you for inviting me for another petting session next week! It's true what they say-- a dog is like a chocolate cookie, once you enjoy one you need one every day. Thank you again!