A new fangled diaper!
What is mud made of?
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A new fangled diaper!
What is mud made of?
Strange molecular particles that came in on that huge asteroid last week! :eek: :eek: :eek:
Why do birds chirp? :confused:
Because they can't tap dance!!!
How many monkeys does it take to peel a banana?
They don't know how, so, they ask a lepard to do it for them.
Here is a tough one ,
Who were Dick, Jane and Sally?
They were in the Lil house of Praire.
How many years does it take to go to the moon?
darn this dial up.
Over 50 years to get to the moon!!
did a cow really jump over the moon?
What year did the cow do this?
yes the cow jumped over the moon in 1869 while establishing the mother goose riddles.
Why do we have flowers?
We have flowers so other people will stay away from our homes.
I hate those horrible plants!!! There ought to be a law!!!
What did Winnie the Pooh always want ?
he always watned peanut butter.
what is my ring tone on my cell phone?
"Ava Maria"
Change it, it is depressing me!!!
Wht is my cell phone ring tone?
It says; scribble.
What is a rabbit?
A cat with long ears.
Who invented chocolate?
A horse named Chocolate invented chocolate.
What is candy for?
Making me fat!!!
How many toes does a snail have?
Infinity.
What is a fossil?