They love the "Taste", have you every eaten a flea yourslef, Yummy little creatures.
Does a praying mantis go to church?
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They love the "Taste", have you every eaten a flea yourslef, Yummy little creatures.
Does a praying mantis go to church?
Because they want them to stay on.
What is a light switch?
The opposite of a heavy switch.
Why do chickens lay eggs?
So we can thrown them into the air, watching them float is so wonderful to witness!!
What does a hedgehog hedge? :confused:
Because they are chickens.
How long are the Easter bunny's ears?
Easter Bunnies can pick up reception from miles and miles away!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces
On a clear Easter , he can hear conversation as far away as The Soviet Union!!! :eek:
2 1/2 feet!!
Do mice live in a hole in the wall?
Only on Wednesdays.
Why do geese honk?
to test air horns
are porcupines really made of pine?
Heck no, the best thing about these varmints is their "PORK"
better than a loin roast, I love road kill!!! :D
Oh, I am rare tonight!!!
Who played "Matt Dillon on the tv show, Gunsmoke?
Got ya on that one!!
I wooden know.
Are geese silly?
As in Mother Goose, I mean, ah, Geese?
No, not at all. I knew a serious Goose once. we played chess till dawn!!
I am livid!!
Do hounds know what a fox chase really is all about?
Probably not. They just like to run with their nose on the ground. Dirt smells good.
What is a lady bugs husband called?
A June Bug, they are always after a June Bride.Poor Spotty girl :confused: :D
On with bugs,
What color is Daffy Duck? :D
He is rainbow.
What are clouds?
clouds are a poisonous vapor that leak from buried tanks from World War 2!!
scary things, clouds!!!
Why do snakes have a forked tongue?