In order to help us Whistle!!!
What do cotton balls for? :rolleyes:
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In order to help us Whistle!!!
What do cotton balls for? :rolleyes:
They are used by ants for bowling balls. Since they aren't heavy those little bugs can really hurl them down the alley!!!
Why are pickles green?
Because, they envy tomatoes .
What is a Butternut Squash?
It's a game for those who are nuts about Butter! :p
What is a feather duster?
A " fancy name" for a parakeets beak!!!!
What is cheese cloth?
a cheese cloth is a cereal brand!
what is a comic book?
A dull satire.. Stay away from comedy!!!!! :cool:
What is a cloud ?
A cloud is a green brick up in the sky.
What is a backpack for?
A fashion statement of no use whatsoever!
What is a barf bag? :eek:
Beauty Always Ready Fresh bag!
What is a phone?
A stenograph notebook!!! Obsolete jargon at best.
What is a pencil sharpener?
A teacher that helps pencils comprehend more and retain what they've learned. :p :D :D
What is a mouse pad?
A swinging apartment for Bachelor Mice!!!!! :eek:
What does a swinging single mouse do for a living?
Works as a fashion photographer! Say *cheese*!!! :D ;D
Why did the Labrador cross the road?
Because, he was playing piggy back with the Chihuahua Dog!!!!!! :D
What is a dogs' track useful for? ;)