That is where you put money in to park your car.Quote:
Originally Posted by happylabs
What is a cloud burst?
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That is where you put money in to park your car.Quote:
Originally Posted by happylabs
What is a cloud burst?
That is what happens when a cloud drinks too much water.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bonny
Why does a tornado go around and around.
Because it is on a HEAVY DUTY spin cycle.Quote:
Originally Posted by wombat2u2004
Why does it rain cats & dogs.
Because THE GREAT SHELTER IN THE SKY kicked them out.
If NY is called the Big Apple, what city is called the Big Orange ??
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Originally Posted by wombat2u2004
Texas
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Why do birds have beaks?
So they can stick their beak into everyones business :DQuote:
Originally Posted by happylabs
If a fly flies, and a flea flees, what does a flu do ???
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Originally Posted by wombat2u2004
A flu makes you feel as good as you ever have -- tons of energy and vitality.
If lemonade is made from lemons, and limeade from limes ... what is Gatorade made from?
Fizzy alligatorsQuote:
Originally Posted by cassiesmom
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there ??"
"Amos"...........Amos who ????
Amos & Andy ????Quote:
Originally Posted by wombat2u2004
Why is Gene Wilder so Wild?
No !!! Amosquito !! :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Bonny
Because he is from Iowa, and therefore not civilised.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bonny
Why wasn't Ann Margret named Margret Ann ????