It's a Folk Lore Phrase, and, Peter Pan was known to have one.(related to magic)
Who was Harry Houdini? :eek:
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It's a Folk Lore Phrase, and, Peter Pan was known to have one.(related to magic)
Who was Harry Houdini? :eek:
He was a famous baker!
What are forcast news?
Crazy hog wash, ( according to my Grandmother), and don't believe a word they tell you!!!! ;)
What ever happened to "scratch and sniff" stickers? :confused:
They all got put on kid's notebooks and taken to school to irratate teachers.
What is a bicycle?
Home Gym Equipment for Marine Life!!!
Where do Ink Pens go, when they dry up?
To the great ink well in the sky of course!
What is a screwdriver?
That is 60's slang, for those plastic curler picks!!!!!!(ouch)
What is a drill?
It's a type of sour pickle! You know, drill pickles? They are used on hamburgers a lot!!!
What is a puppy?
(okay, now I can remember a joke my Dad told me, a long time ago) :D
A puppy is a "small jump seat" provided in Cab and a Half " pick ups!!!!They are small jump seats!!!! :cool:
Why does soap make suds?
That's their way of going to the bathroom!!! :eek:
Are donuts fattening?
Nope they make you skinny as the middle of the donut!
What are pumpkin seeds?
They are little orange gem stones that are used to make earrings.
Do frogs wear underwear?
yep it matches their skin as well!
Do cows moo?
Only while standing on their hind legs. They often make a sound similar to dolphins.
How does a chicken type?
They type when they cluck
How do people sing?