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[ July 19, 2001: Message edited by: horse_1987 ]
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[ July 19, 2001: Message edited by: horse_1987 ]
LOL, this is fun :)
How could I have missed this post?! lol
What a great place! If wishes were horses...Pettalkville would be a bigger horse community than Lexington, KY!
Ok, after skimming the posts, I think I have found a job that has not been taken. I want to be the official bunny kisser, cuddler, nose scratcher, and treat giver. Of course I'm more than willing to share this with anyone who wishes to help!
And here's some random thoughts/questions...
1. Would we be able to do away with the postal system if everyone had their own personal hydrant?
2. Would we have porta-litter-boxes instead of porta-potties?
3. Can you imagine what the zoo would be like? "And on your left you have a fine example of a lazy-us maximus homo sapien. As known as the master who will not play ball 24/7..."
1. We'd still need a postal system for us humans, but all sorts of animals could get in on the act - maybe a newfie or a donkey to pull the cart of mail, and smaller animals to deliver from the cart to your door! No bunnies for that task, though - they'd just have fun tearing up the mail, and it'd never get delivered. And as there'd be no junk mail in Pettalkville, we would WANT our mail!Quote:
Originally posted by zippy-kat:
<STRONG>How could I have missed this post?! lol
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1. Would we be able to do away with the postal system if everyone had their own personal hydrant?
2. Would we have porta-litter-boxes instead of porta-potties?
3. Can you imagine what the zoo would be like? "And on your left you have a fine example of a lazy-us maximus homo sapien. As known as the master who will not play ball 24/7..."</STRONG>
2. (hee hee!)
3. Gosh, maybe the zoo would include some animals who just demand adoration from afar, like some cats I know - they could come to their "zoo job" in the morning and lay about being admired all day, then go home at night!
Wow, why would they name a street Anthrax anyway?
I heard that the heavy metal group Anthrax is debating whether they should change their name or not.
I think that the streets in PetTalkville should be named after animals, eg: Giraffe Street, Kangaroo Street, Blue Jay Street, etc.
Either that or we can name one street after each pet that lives there, eg: Spencer Street, Butter Boulevard, Daisy Drive, Elvis Avenue, etc.
[ October 18, 2001: Message edited by: thelmalu99 ]
Anthrax Street - good grief - only in America!!!
I wholeheartedly agree with Thelma - our street names should reflect our love for all of our critters.
The people who live on Anthrax street are trying to get the name changed now. I saw it on the news. They hate it.
Well, the term "Anthrax" simply means "coal" (surely you've heard of anthracite). The only reason the disease is called anthrax is because of the "coal" black skin lesions.
I just caught up to this post and I wanna come too! I can't decide between two jobs so maybe someone can help me make up my mind! It is a toss up between the Barkery (Doggie Deli) or the Dognasium. Since this is paradise for our pets, I am sure they will get lots of treats and they'll need to have a place to work off the extra pounds. After all we want them to stay healthy! :D The Dognasium will have all the latest equipment and of course a couple of water areas. A heated swimming pool for those who need therapy and a cool pool for those who want to just swim and cool off! A basketball court for the Air Bud types! Lot's of fun for all.
I think I just sold myself on the dognasium. Although after all the workouts they will need snacks. Someone want to volunteer to open a Barkery at the Dognasium?????
I love the idea of Pettalkville. Heaven on Earth!
I'm only on page 1 but have to get back to work. SAVE A JOB AND SOME SPACE FOR ME AND MY GANG Puleeeeeese :) I'm a good dog ear kisser and smoother and also a good cat bottom of the tail scratcher so they stand on their tippy-toes. I'll think of more later...here comes the boss (shhhhhhh) :D
laurie
Quick Quick, i just thought of my purrfect job. We must have a library with up-to-date pet health 'zines and general interest books and animal fiction etc etc. Also, of course, a reading room where I (or various volunteers) can read out loud to all that want to listen. I can work there :D shhhhhhh here come da boss again :rolleyes:
laurie
Laurie! It looks like you're figuring it all out!! Hide from the boss, think out your responses very carefully, then type them in! Better yet, put them in Word, and copy and paste! :eek: It is a good thing there is no boss hanging over my head!!! I'd have been fired a year ago (when I discovered this site). :D
We should start a true confessions post. I also duck from the boss. They have this remote administrator software so they can see without coming to your PC but I disabled mine. One of the benefits of working in a Networking group! Even at home I have to listen to hubby when I sit at the computer saying..."Your not reading that Pet stuff again, are you?" I tell him no. Technically I am not just reading it though since I post too! HEHEHEHEHE!
Do you think this means I'm addicted to Pet Talk???? I won't admit it though since I'm not ready to go into Pet Talk anonymous!
:eek: :eek:
[ October 26, 2001: Message edited by: Dixieland Dancer ]
My family thinks I am completely crazy. My mom always asks me, "You're not on that pet site again, right?" Right, Mom... even though she loves Daisy, she says she doesn't know how I could just keep talking about a dog with everyone! We are truly a special kind of people, Pet Talkers :) I find myself checking Pet Talk before I check my own email, and I am constantly multi-tasking, trying to read up on what's going on with all of you as I plow through algebra and Spanish homework! ;)
We don't have internet access at work yet so my addiction is only activated at home! :D Sometimes my family will see me at the computer and they'll say "I guess you are checking that pet site again!" LOL!
LOL, Bridget, and Pam!!! :D That's what my mom says... "You're on Pet Talk, right?" ..."Of course... Mom"!! :D :rolleyes:
As for my job in Pettalkville, can I please join Becky and Sara, in training, Agility, Obedience, Flyball, Tracking, Lure Coursing, Utility, ect? That's what I'd like to do!
LabLover & Sadie*
I don't recall this thread, but I joined in 2002. What a blast it would be in Pettalkville! :eek: I'd be the videophotographer - then, no one would get away with saying: I didn't do that! :D :D
I'd also like to be the cat belly rubber. ;)
I'm sure there'd be no shortage of kitty bellies to rub! :) That's the glory of Pettalkville - we can all have fun jobs! :)
I'm sticking with Mayor, that way I get to take part in all sorts of stuff! :)
Especially, as we discussed over in the Recipe thread, the Pettalkville Potlucks!
i will be a birdy groomer and birdy "massager"! lol i like this thread. hehe PTvill would be such a blast! oh my I wanna go!
:D :D :D :D
This town sounds fun!I would show horses,train them,be a stable hand,give horseback lessons,etc.
I would be the bird tamer and the bird sitter! :p
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Originally posted by SpencerTheLion
...one thing that would be in low demand in Pettalkville - lawyers
Well, I guess me and the states will stay here in Ohio, where at least we are loved and appreciated...:(
Maybe a lawyer could do this? Oh, that's right, Pettalkville is excluding lawyers.:(Quote:
Originally posted by sammi
I think we will need someone to write up a set of standards cause not just anyone can move to Petstalkville! Right? #1. person or person's must love animals.
I would aply for the job of lap-mommy !! Kitties on my lap , as much as I like , aw , that sounds like heaven to me !!!
Pet Talk isn't excluding lawyers, it's just that there might not be much work for them in a place where everybody looooooves their animals, and is treated fairly and kindly! :)Quote:
Originally posted by Cataholic
Maybe a lawyer could do this? Oh, that's right, Pettalkville is excluding lawyers.:(
But you can live in Pettalkville anyway, you just might have to take outside work! okay?
I'll be the maker of all the doggy cookies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think I would also half to be a photographer because I've always got the camera right there and we already have a photo album and a half of just our girls. You should see all the pics I've taken of Brian and I through the years, and of the girls since we've had them. Our imagestation album is nothing compared to our photoalbums at home!!!!!!!!!!Quote:
I would be the Photographer. Tons of Picures
Can I help??Quote:
Originally posted by Cookiebaker
I'll be the maker of all the doggy cookies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I will also help cook for the humans, Help train dogs (I don't think anyone has called Freestlye) and maybe write up some of the stories from PetTalkville.
What can I say, I like to be busy :)
I would like to be an editor/journalist for the newspaper. I think it would be fun. I would also love to run like a weekly soap opera bit in the paper through short story. Maybe me and Zippy could collaborate and use our English heads on it :D
Johanna.. maybe you could be an animal legal advisor.. make sure all animals are getting the love they deserve and represent them when they are feeling neglected. Whether the place needed a lawyer or not, I would just want you to come anyway!! :)
I haven't read this entire thread.....is Artist taken?
I'll be the Bath and Brusher too! Free baths for all! :D
And you can never have too many photographers, right? ;)
I would like to run a Red Lobster:) (since I work there and already have experience;))
Plenty of fish & shrimp for the kitties and lots of big juicy steaks for all the dogs, greens for all the bunnies!
I could be the official "Feeder of Animals"!
I'd be the Bunny Recreation Director!!!!! We'd have games and toys, picnics and treats! ;)
Don't know if Pet Talkville would let me have a F/T job at my age, but maybe a part-time one?:)
Hmm...
I could be the veggie grower! I could grow lots of tasty veggies for the bunnies and other pets and humans (gotta be healthy!) and give them to resteraunts! :D
I would be a horse trainer, so people could come to me when they need help with their horses:)
I want to be the breeder so I can breed happy and healthy pets for Pettalkvillers! :)
Petsbestern,
OH NO!!! You CAN'T call a cute little bunny Voldemort.....he is SUCH an EVIL character!!!! How about Hagrid instead....after all Hagrid's character is kind of shy and charming and very devoted to Harry! ;)
Yeah but a Bunny named Hagrid could grow up to his format????
Regarding the job: I would be the editor of a cats magazine and would edit travel guides to other pet-friendly places.
We could earn quite some money with a soap opera regarding the town and all the animals and humans in there. The TV companies would LOOOVE it.
i would like to be the carpenter/house builder.
i'd like to build houses, feeders, furniture and other stuff for the
inhabitants of the town.
of course, humans may or may not be allowed on my creations-
it depends on what the pet thinks.;)
I would be the Pet excerciser, if not taken, I could go to the park and excercise them, Play Frisbe, and there could be a big clear pond that the doggies could swim in!!:D :D
hmmm... Okay my job would have to be...... An all in one Petsmart.. which includes bathing and grooming, vets office, professional photography, all day spa including massages and wonderful back and tummy rubbers (that would be you belly rubbers) ;) and of course a dog park all in this one Petsmart! Of course i would be doing the grooming and photography but there are many available postions! Wow our town is full of kisses, purs, paws and barks! Me and cami are packed and ready.. We just need to know which road to take to get there! ;)
Karen has got my vote!! :D