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yummmm, thanks Slick - deeeeelish. Nurse Betty? There was a book I used to love when I was little that had one of the lead characters named Nurse Jane Fuzzywuzzie. I wanted to be Nurse Jane Fuzzywuzzie when I grew up :rolleyes: Some how "Nurses of Thursdays" doesn't sound like a book with someone named Nurse Jane Fuzzywuzzie though, nobody with that name could have a heaving bosom :eek: Don't all those romance novels have ladies with heaving bosoms and 18 inch waists?
lololol...
"I saw the movie and I read the book,
But when it happened to me,
I sure was glad I had what it took,
to get away....."
Neil Young.
Mario snores.....it's like those 'wave machines'..put me right to sleep!
MMMmmmmmm....I'll take some of that butt screaming sauce, Slick! Yuuuu-me!!! :D
Glad you're feeling better Richard!
I've never been good at nursing.......
OMG are you serious????? All my life I thought Fuzzywuzzie was a bear.Quote:
Originally posted by lbaker
Nurse Jane Fuzzywuzzie.
Fuzzywuzzie was a bear
Fuzzywuzzie had no hair
So he wasn't Fuzzywuzzie......
Chapter 1
As she caressed his fevered brow she couldn't help but notice the lines of his face and the deep richness of the colour of his eyes. They were deep brown yet had a yellowish hue. He breathed heavily with the coolness of the cloth as she wiped his face and broad shoulders. Her heart was beating so fast and yet somehow she knew....it would never be.........
Chapter 1
As she caressed his fevered brow she couldn't help but notice the lines of his face and the deep richness of the colour of his eyes. They were deep brown yet had a yellowish hue. He breathed heavily with the coolness of the cloth as she wiped his face and broad shoulders. Her heart was beating so fast and yet somehow she knew....it would never be.........
Uh, is this referring to Richard - or is this about Mario???;) ;)
Sorry, Slick, I just couldn't resist
Maybe Nurse Jane married the bear and became Nurse Jane Fuzzywuzzie when she took his name?
I'm not even going to start on Chapter II The Mayor would probably string us up alive :eek:
With a little cough he expelled the hairball that caused him so much grief. That wretched hairball, it just lay there.....glistening on the sheet....Quote:
Originally posted by slick
As she caressed his fevered brow she couldn't help but notice the lines of his face and the deep richness of the colour of his eyes. They were deep brown yet had a yellowish hue. He breathed heavily with the coolness of the cloth as she wiped his face and broad shoulders. Her heart was beating so fast and yet somehow she knew....it would never be.........
She raised her fists to her cheeks and let out a scream....then ran from the room in tears.
:eek:
Chicken!!!!!;) :DQuote:
Originally posted by lbaker
I'm not even going to start on Chapter II The Mayor would probably string us up alive :eek:
OMG, I'm laughing so hard it's liable to come out my nose again :D :D glistening hairballs indeed :D :rolleyes: Now I'm going to be giggling all the way home on the subway and get "those looks" :rolleyes:
lol:D :D
As long as you don't mumble, "glistening hairball"Quote:
Originally posted by lbaker
Now I'm going to be giggling all the way home on the subway and get "those looks" :rolleyes:
every few minutes......you should be o.k...
Quite the novel we have going here today! I may too young to hear the rest!!!
Any of the shrimp left? Sounds terrific!!!
Ok, it's been over an hour since the latest installment, come on, who's turn is it? I need to know what happens with the glistening hairball and did Nurse Fuzzywuzzie's tears ruin her makeup? (They never seem to on the real soaps....which brings up a good question. Is "real soap" an oxymoron?)
Boss isn't coming in today - yippeee!!! And I've got less than an hour to go before I hit the daily commute and then it's the weekend!!! Yeeee haaaa!!!! Cat show tomorrow with E's Secretary and Efrat - can't wait! :D
Chapter IIQuote:
Originally posted by RICHARD
With a little cough he expelled the hairball that caused him so much grief. That wretched hairball, it just lay there.....glistening on the sheet....
She raised her fists to her cheeks and let out a scream....then ran from the room in tears.
:eek:
Feeling better, he got out of bed and got dressed. Realizing that Nurse Betty must have been in shock, he ran after her.
"Wait....come back......it wasn't really me in that bed. It was my evil, younger twin brother who sometimes takes possession of my body. You see, when we were younger we were taken hostage by a spaceship and they performed all kinds of experiments on us. In the end, my evil, younger twin brother decided to stay aboard the spaceship while I came home, and now every time he wants to communicate with me, he puts me in a dreamlike, feverish state and sometimes he makes me do erratic things like spitting up hairballs."
She looked deep into his eyes and realized how frustrating that must be for him.
"All right, she said, and took his hand. "Let's go and clean up that glistening hairball.....together." They smiled at each other as they walked back into the house.
On the next episode of "LA Fever"
As the door closes behind them Eddie De Katz decides to make his great escape.
Where will he go?
What will he eat?
Will he run away to Grandma's house or follow his heart and find his true love, Kylie??
Stay tuned.
I have been watching Elvira movies also transayvania 65000
Soo I'm a little goofy today.
Chapter III
As they turned to clean up the hairball came began to move slowly toward them .As it moved it started making a low moaning sound. Nurse betty looked on with a petrified look as he begain to look for a long stick. When he found it he gentliy poked the ball. and it then.....
and then? and then? Then he threw her on the train tracks, and then a traaain started coming! .."and then along came Jones... slow walking, slow talking long, lean Jones.." Mahayaha (is that how you spell that) I bet you remember that song!
lololol....now it turns into a musical.....Quote:
Originally posted by lbaker
and then? and then? Then he threw her on the train tracks, and then a traaain started coming! .."and then along came Jones... slow walking, slow talking long, lean Jones.." Mahayaha (is that how you spell that) I bet you remember that song!
definately "Off Broadway". "Hairballs and Heaving Bosoms". Great name for a rock band :p Mario can play drums :D
Glistening Hairballs and Heaving Bosoms!:DQuote:
Originally posted by lbaker
definately "Off Broadway". "Hairballs and Heaving Bosoms". Great name for a rock band :p Mario can play drums :D
:D :D :D :D That sounds like a TV series from Spike TV.Quote:
Originally posted by RICHARD
Glistening Hairballs and Heaving Bosoms!:D
At least I left out names of body parts in my chapters.:eek:
FINE!!
Glistening Bosoms and Heaving Hairballs.
Chapter four:
Just then, nurse Betty heard a loud <thud> - this jolted her awake - darn, it was just a dream, there was no feverish patient, no glistening hairball, not even a train. But wait, what was that, a dull glow eminated from her bedroom closet.
Slowly she walked towards the closet - still half asleep and trying to sort out the strange dream in her head. Betty opened the closet, only to discover........
Sparkling Furballs and Mammary Downfalls. :DQuote:
Originally posted by RICHARD
FINE!!
Glistening Bosoms and Heaving Hairballs.
CLAM JUiZ, OH MY!! :eek: :eek: tHAT'S WhaT's in ThE cLOseT? dang again
during the night someone had snuck into her room and placed a 'Lost and Found' sign on the door. She laughed. Her roommate was prone to pulling stunts like this.Quote:
Originally posted by catland
Chapter four:
Just then, nurse Betty heard a loud <thud> - this jolted her awake - darn, it was just a dream, there was no feverish patient, no glistening hairball, not even a train. But wait, what was that, a dull glow eminated from her bedroom closet.
Slowly she walked towards the closet - still half asleep and trying to sort out the strange dream in her head. Betty opened the closet, only to discover........
Some of the jokes were in bad taste, but hilarious nonetheless.
They were often rooted in the topics of the day. The war, jailed movie stars or the latest reality shows.
As she took a step toward glowing strip of light on the floor she thought about what to do.
Should I throw the door open and scream at the top of my lungs?
Or maybe the full tumbler of water on the nightstand- tossed in after I fling the door open??
She took a step towards the glass or water, and then stopped..If it's glowing then there must electricty involved...that wouldn't be too smart!
Let me think.......
The light disappeared. Wait, she turned her head left and there it was....she turned her head right and there it was again. It seemed to be following everywhere she looked.....then suddenly she realized that she forgot to remove her portable mini light that was strapped around her head.Quote:
Originally posted by catland
Chapter four: Betty opened the closet, only to discover........
Let's pool the money we will spend on the July BBQ and get a group rate on therapy????
If I had a portable thingy that I knew how to work, you guys would be inundated with pictures, but that may be a good thing. See you in July
Like the Princess saidQuote:
Originally posted by RICHARD
Let's pool the money we will spend on the July BBQ and get a group rate on therapy????
Is "there-a-pea" under this mattress????
:D
I kill me. :D :D Or someone should......
Geez-o-man! I leave for a few hours to get home and have some dinner and the place goes bonkers!!!
Ok, Slick, we'll start with you. Lay down on the couch and relax, there you go. Take you shoes off if you're more comfortable that way. Close your eyes and relaaaaxxx...
Ok, now tell me, have you got any lingering resentments against your mother?
Richard, please wait in the waiting room, you're next, then lbaker, then catland then.....don't worry you're all get your turn.
Now Slick, back to you, any burning resentments you want to tell me....RICHARD! I said please wait in the waiting room! And what is that monkey doing on your back?!:rolleyes:
**BULLETIN** **NEWS FLASH** *I*M*P*O*R*T*A*N*T*
**Johanna** (Cataholic) **ANNOUNCES**
*** A New Addition to the Herd ***
(And it ain't gonna *Purrrr* or *Wooof* ;) )
READ ALL ABOUT IT >>>
A New Addition to the Herd :) :D
And let me be the FURST to Propose a *TOAST*
to our NEW MawMee >>
May god Bless Johanna and her New Lil One!!
Here! Here! Hip - Hip - Hip - HOO-Ray!!
psssst - BarKeep -
Jest GingerAle fur da new MawMee! :p
CONGRATS, Johanna!! :D
With {{{HUGGS}}} from us ALL!!
WHAT??? I have to have a therapist at the July BBQ and plenty of couches?
I was only planning on a nice potato salad - and a few burgers.
Something tells me I am awfully glad I wasn't here this afternoon.
You know, I think it is time for Slick to go back to work - all of this time off hasn't been a good thing for her:D
A TOAST IN PINK TO JOHANNA........
Oh yeah?????? You'll be looking for me when I miss a few Thursdays. :D :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally posted by gini
[BYou know, I think it is time for Slick to go back to work - all of this time off hasn't been a good thing for her:D [/B] [/B]
We will call your place of employment and have them go get you and bring you to Thursdays:D
ROTFL!!! I love that song!!!!Quote:
Originally posted by lbaker
and then? and then? Then he threw her on the train tracks, and then a traaain started coming! .."and then along came Jones... slow walking, slow talking long, lean Jones.." Mahayaha (is that how you spell that) I bet you remember that song!
I'm glad to see you are all getting the help you need :D
Another Toast to Johanna!!! Congrats!
Ginger ale for the New Mom...
Congrats!!!!
Wow.
Yes that is a monkey on my back.....Mario and I are bonding!
:cool:
Happy Monday everyone!
Thanks everybody for taking such good care of Mario! Looks like Mario was taking care of you too Richard. He like it here better than he does at home!
He says this is home, and he just don't ever want to leave!
Beer please!:)
Hey has Mario found the secret of time travel? How can he still be here and in Japan? :D I'm planning a quilt for Johanna so if you guys all plan a party at Findely some one e-mail their address to me so I can send it to be given to her.
It's so springlike here today. taking a picnic lunch to hubby at work.
I think Mario has discovered the secret to time travel, could it be that there is a secret worm hole in the lost and found?? And he travels from place to place??;)
WORMS omg do we have an infestation????? oh worm hole in the l&f I know I'm not going in there ever again. !!!!!!
Wonder when those crazy cats will be returning home, maybe they will go back to Garys for that canadian catnip.