Well, at least it's only sauerkraut and not dirty underwear. ;)Quote:
Originally posted by gini
Oh no, Richard, your car smells like sauerkraut? You needed an air freshener? Oh, poor guy!
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Well, at least it's only sauerkraut and not dirty underwear. ;)Quote:
Originally posted by gini
Oh no, Richard, your car smells like sauerkraut? You needed an air freshener? Oh, poor guy!
Well at least your garbage is being picked up! Here in the Chicago area, no garbage pickup for 3(?) days now! It's not too bad yet, and thank goodness it's cool outside to keep the smell down....:rolleyes: Hopefully they'll settle things soon...well...at least soon enough that all the trash is picked up before we get back from vacation anyway. :DQuote:
Originally posted by gini
but our local trash collection service has added a service charge for Richard's address.
And I was laying in bed last night, thinking of the Thirstday party here, and I couldn't believe I forgot to tell one of my all time favorite jokes! So here goes.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Ok, you ready for this?
You don't call him 'cause he's not going to come anyway!
Bwaaaahhhaaaahaaaaa. :D :D I love that joke! :D :D
Ok, back to work for me. I've got a ton of things to do around here. For some reason the boss thinks that just because I'm going to be gone everything for the next 3 months needs to get done now! :rolleyes: So have a great time next Thirstday and I'll talk to you all when we get back. :D Oh, and I'll have a drink during happy hour next Thirstday and do a silent toast to you guys. Why silent you ask? I think we've already discussed how this would be so hard to explain, especially to people I don't know that well. :D
Take care everyone and I'll see you when we get back! :D
Anyone awake?
Better yet anyone serving breakfast burritos?:)
I'm awake. I should have done a better job flossing last night - I've got sauerkraut stuck in my teeth. But being able to see Richard in leiderhosen and clean undies (hold the moths) made it all worth while.
I'll see if we have some eggs and tortillas in the kitchen for your breakfast burrito.
Oh, Man, is this place ever a mess!
I would make the burritos, but there is no way you could navigate to the kitchen without killing yourself on these bottles.
* burp * after all that saurkraut, beer & brats I don't think I could handle a breakfast burrito Zip, but I would be happy to fix one for you. With or without a parsley garnish?
Wow, is this place ever nice... three offers for breakfast burritos! :D
I'll take you all up on the offer, but hey Laurie, can you manage a parsley-cilantro-alfalfa sprout burrito? I know someone who'd love one of those! (I found something he loves even better than cilantro---alfalfa sprouts! and what does he love above that? pears!)
K'Cee said she'd eat a scrambled egg w/ toasted mouse and cheese. ew!
That parsley, cilantro & alfalfa sprout burrito sounds GOOD! I love alfalfa sprouts! But K'Cee... tsk tsk tsk, really dear I'll do what I can but even auntie Laurie has her limits :rolleyes: hmmmph, toast mouse indeed
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Originally posted by zippy-kat
I'll take you all up on the offer, but hey Laurie, can you manage a parsley-cilantro-alfalfa sprout burrito?
Now California cuisine moves east....
T&P,
I laughed real loud at your joke...
MY all time favorite animal joke ???
that has four legs and chases (K)at(z)???
Mrs. Katz and her lawyer.....
Gini,
I'll clean up the place......after all i wasn't here to tame the masses!!
Thank god for cyber-cycling.....no land fill mess!!!;)
Barbara and Mugs,
Next week we'll talk about YOUR underwear!!!
;)
Is the kitchen still open?? I need a big burly beanie burrito quick. Gotta meeting in 5 min and I want to make it a short one....
put a toasted mouse & cheese on top, that'll put a quick stop to ANY meeting :eek:
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Originally posted by slick
Is the kitchen still open?? I need a big burly beanie burrito quick. Gotta meeting in 5 min and I want to make it a short one....
LOLOLOL
Done!!
Laurie...
the Norway house rat is especially good this year!:eek:
My underwear is boring...not worth conversation...plain white briefs....THERE! Now, you have to figure out something else to talk about next week! :p :p :p
Wow! Mugsy wears Jockey shorts!
this ought to lead to something interesting:D
OWWWWW!!!!
Does anyone have anything for a headache?
I ran errands all morning now am pooped, tired, and hungry, and headachie. I think some comfort food is what I need. Any chocolate cake left? :D
DONE!!Quote:
Originally posted by momoffuzzyfaces
Any chocolate cake left? :D
Mugs,
thanks, party pooper!!
Gini,
:confused: now what???
lol.
Speaking of underwear, there used to be an expression about going "California style" meaning no underwear at all. Any comments from our West Coast contingency on THAT? :D Now where do you suppose THAT came from :eek:
Well, I'm on the west coast, but going "Oregon style" means getting out plaid flannel shirts to go with your birkenstocks and not shaving your legs for the warmth.
The underwear stays on.
Well, I am not sure, but the laundromats are always crowded and every one is so busy and there just isn't enough time.......so something had to go.Quote:
Originally posted by lbaker
Speaking of underwear, there used to be an expression about going "California style" meaning no underwear at all. Any comments from our West Coast contingency on THAT? :D Now where do you suppose THAT came from :eek:
I thought the MOHAWK was inspired by the EAST COAST Indians:confused: :eek: :rolleyes: :p :DQuote:
Originally posted by lbaker
Speaking of underwear, there used to be an expression about going "California style" meaning no underwear at all. Any comments from our West Coast contingency on THAT? :D Now where do you suppose THAT came from :eek:
:confused: What do MOHAWK haircuts have to do with underwear?Quote:
Originally posted by RICHARD
I thought the MOHAWK was inspired by the EAST COAST Indians:confused: :eek: :rolleyes: :p :D
Any ideas on next weeks Thursdays?:D
you are braver than me - I decided not to ask.:eek:Quote:
Originally posted by momoffuzzyfaces
:confused: What do MOHAWK haircuts have to do with underwear?
:D
Ask my ex-boyfriend... he had one and not the other THEN vice versa!:eek:
Men. :rolleyes:
:D
Good Brief Charlie Brown. I come back from a 2 hr meeting and what do I find?? Some Mohawk Indian is going California Style :eek:
MOFF - here's some drugs for your headache. But don't drink with them.
Mugsy, mine are quite boring as well. When you get to be my age, the thongs go out the window (except the kind for feet...)
Thongs? You mean those flip flop things you put on your feet? :DQuote:
Originally posted by slick
the thongs go out the window (except the kind for feet...)
There's a cute joke going around the internet of a lady in the underwear department putting some thong underwear on her feet with a quizzical look on her face, as if to say "How do these things work?" It's too funny! :D
And speaking of underwear....how did I know eventually this would get around to the topic of thongs.....:rolleyes: :D
You guys are just too silly sometimes. :D
Ahhhh, but would you want us any other way???Quote:
Originally posted by Tubby & Peanut's Mom
You guys are just too silly sometimes. :D
LOLOLOLOL......Quote:
Originally posted by catland
you are braver than me - I decided not to ask.:eek:
an underwear mohawk!!!!
THINK ABOUT IT!!!!!
and I ain't drawing anyone a picture, o.k.?
Zippy, thank god he didn't go with the reverse Mohawk, eh???
I thought thongs belonged flung over the rafters. I didn't know Indians wore thongs, I thought they wore animal skins or cod pieces or something. Or was that pirates? Oh I'm so confused. Do pirates wear underwear when they go after Indians? Indians & pirates... sounds like NeverNever Land where Peter Pan lives. Actually, California is very much like NeverNever Land isn't it? Ugha wuagha wigwam
Either that, or some kind of sporting event. Glad I'm not the only one confused here.:DQuote:
Originally posted by lbaker
Indians & pirates... sounds like NeverNever Land where Peter Pan lives.
BEER
BRATS
SAUERKRAUT
AIR FRESHENER
BREAKFAST BURRITOS
UNDERWEAR (PREFERABLY CLEAN)
SNOW
MOHAWKS
PIRATES
INDIANS
YAMAHAHAS
TRASH COLLECTION
UH, LET'S START PLANNING NEXT THURSDAYS LIST:D :D
Ah, ahem ahem, isn't it Cowboys that go after Indians?? At least it was in my day.;)Quote:
Originally posted by lbaker
Do pirates wear underwear when they go after Indians?
BEANO!!!Quote:
Originally posted by gini
BEER
BRATS
SAUERKRAUT
AIR FRESHENER
BREAKFAST BURRITOS
UNDERWEAR (PREFERABLY CLEAN)
SNOW
MOHAWKS
PIRATES
INDIANS
YAMAHAHAS
TRASH COLLECTION
UH, LET'S START PLANNING NEXT THURSDAYS LIST:D :D
For next week...
How 'bout a "thank goodness the #@$#@$ California recall election is over and done with and now we can get back to other things" party?
That is pretty funny. I had no idea that our election/recall had slithered across the border into Oregon. (please appreciate my word - "slithered")
I totally agree - but my guess is that we will need to find an "Austrian" theme to be politically correct next Thursday.
But then again, maybe we will need to re-count the votes.
god forbid
so then, a hanging chad party? In the rafters with the thongs?
Last night, while driving home I heard on the radio - "you got to love California, thanks to them we're no longer the laughing stock of the country:D :p "
Sorry to sound stupid, but who's Chad and is he single??:DQuote:
Originally posted by catland
so then, a hanging chad party? In the rafters with the thongs?
I don't know, but if there's no underwear at the party - clean or otherwise - some of those chads just might end up pregnant! :eek: :eek:Quote:
Originally posted by catland
so then, a hanging chad party? In the rafters with the thongs?
Is that a pardon the pun??? hehehe:p :pQuote:
Originally posted by RICHARD
Mugs,
party pooper!!
Yeah, he's single, but he is a real hanger on........if you get my drift. (hard to get rid of).Quote:
Originally posted by slick
Sorry to sound stupid, but who's Chad and is he single??:D
I dont' know but apparently he's wearing thongs? :eek: :DQuote:
Originally posted by slick
Sorry to sound stupid, but who's Chad and is he single??:D