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Jonza - how hysterical! :D :D :D :D :D
Really now :pQuote:
Q: Could you see him from where you were standing?
A: I could see his head.
Q: And where was his head?
A: Just above his shoulders.
How do wolves keep their dewclaws from growing too long?
Obviously they walk/run enough to keep their regular nails short, but what about the dewclaws?
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Originally posted by Fuzzy317
I am in the IS department at work. We get this question not often, but its funny each time. :D
ROFL - I work in IS as well and I get that all the time.
Another one I have gotten: Hello Vick, my monitor just went all black. So I drop what I'm going and go down to check out the situation. I find that the power cord is loose going into the back of the CPU. So I tell the user what the problem is and the reply I get is "Oh, I was playing around with that. I didn't know it needed to be plugged in!"
or....
Hello Vick, I just signed on to my computer and I have a message that my password has expired and that I have to change it. Do I have to do that right now????????
DUH......
Why is Nicole Kidman on the cover of every magazine on the rack? Well, OK, maybe not Fisherman Monthly or The Knitting Enthusiast ;) but really, I don't get it.
okay i always wondered:
Why do people compare life to death?
why not birth to death because truly death is oppisite of birth.. so if someone compares life to death i think there is no point.. Life are many points and birth is one important point as well as death.. so i dont think people should compare life to death cuz truly there not oppisite.;)
My mom works in IS and she says some people can eb so ditsy, not having the slightest idea about the fact that the computer needs electirity to run. Once they shut down the plant and turned off all computers and mechinery and someone called her askign why there computer didn't wokr, I mean it wouldn't even turn on! LOL,Quote:
Originally posted by slick
ROFL - I work in IS as well and I get that all the time.
Ash
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Originally posted by CamCamPup33
okay i always wondered:
Why do people compare life to death?
it's hard to get people to listen to you when your dead??;)
Nelly is always on the cover of any magazine i get :PQuote:
Originally posted by Miss Meow
Why is Nicole Kidman on the cover of every magazine on the rack? Well, OK, maybe not Fisherman Monthly or The Knitting Enthusiast ;) but really, I don't get it.
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Originally posted by micki76
A one, a two, three, CCCRUNCH!!! The world may never know...
No I actually did this in highschool, as well as counted all the dots on the ceiling...:o I counted 2,017 licks to get to the center, than I just munched away. Tells you how much time I had on my hands :rolleyes:
Okay now was that licks with just sticking your touqne out and putting the sucker on your mouth or putting the tootsie roll pop in your mouth and then pulling it out?Quote:
Originally posted by luckies4me
No I actually did this in highschool, as well as counted all the dots on the ceiling...:o I counted 2,017 licks to get to the center, than I just munched away. Tells you how much time I had on my hands :rolleyes:
Ah, but how many dots were there on the ceiling? :DQuote:
Originally posted by luckies4me
No I actually did this in highschool, as well as counted all the dots on the ceiling...:o I counted 2,017 licks to get to the center, than I just munched away. Tells you how much time I had on my hands :rolleyes:
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it's hard to get people to listen to you when your dead??
LOL..
a question.
in england, how are the controls of an auto set up?
i have rode on a Triumph motorcycle and if you don't pay attention you step on the brake instead of the shift lever.
that wakes you up quickly.
i am curious, i know you shift a manual tranny with your left hand but how are the foot pedals layed out??
thank you!
OK, here's my dumb question: How come everytime you go into a fast food joint and there isn't any line, they IMMEDIATELY ask you what you would like to order?? Geez I haven't even had a chance to look at the menu yet!!! :rolleyes:
Why is it when you're nice and let the person with 2 items go in front of you in line at the grocery store, they inevitably want to pay their ENTIRE $11.00 bill in pennies? :confused:
Yay, a question I can answer! The left hand side is reserved for human and feline passengers :)Quote:
Originally posted by RICHARD
...i am curious, i know you shift a manual tranny with your left hand but how are the foot pedals layed out??
thank you!
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/...c/fd46d1e9.jpg
The gearstick is that shiny, phallic thing in the middle, so same place as a US car but it's best to use the left hand to change gears. The pedals from left to right are
| CLUTCH | BRAKE | GO FASTER |
I once drove a pickup truck thingy in the USA, whenever I automatically reached for the gearstick with my left hand, I'd nearly open the door and fall out!
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Originally posted by Cheshirekatt
Why is it when you're nice and let the person with 2 items go in front of you in line at the grocery store, they inevitably want to pay their ENTIRE $11.00 bill in pennies? :confused:
you let someone with 2 items go first, and they have a discount card so that needs to be scanned, they have a frequent buyer program so that needs to be scanned, they need a price check on the second item and there are no spare staff to do it, they want to pay by credit card but it won't scan so they riffle around in their purses for ages looking for another card EVEN THOUGH THEY HAVE THE CASH! Why? :)
LMAO....Oh, my, the picture that conjures up... :D :DQuote:
Originally posted by Miss Meow
...I once drove a pickup truck thingy in the USA, whenever I automatically reached for the gearstick with my left hand, I'd nearly open the door and fall out!...
(and I shouldn`t laugh cos I can`t drive at all, right or left hand!)
:)
Easy that is Murphy's law. What will
can wrong will go wrong. Maybe the door
wasn't locked or just a bad door.
It is like when ever their is a tornado
it hits mobile home park.:D
wHy is it that yhou can buy bra's at different times but yet they wear out at the same time?
Sandy Frost:D
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Originally posted by Miss Meow
Yay, a question I can answer! The left hand side is reserved for human and feline passengers :)
The gearstick is that shiny, phallic thing in the middle, so same place as a US car but it's best to use the left hand to change gears. The pedals from left to right are
| CLUTCH | BRAKE | GO FASTER |
great pic, thank you.......
but being a guy, i get kinda confused with the 'phallic' description...now i am going to have to pay closer attention
when i shift gears!!!
sandy,
how do women unhook a bra with one hand???
i've tried with two and gave up a few times!:rolleyes:
and how do they, on a beach towel, reverse the pattern on the other side??
ahm...Quote:
Originally posted by RICHARD
how do women unhook a bra with one hand???
i've tried with two and gave up a few times!:rolleyes:
now was that with two hands or two women?
or were *you* wearing the bra(s)? (why would I not put it past you?! lol)
how do women unhook a bra with one hand???
Richard: I found the purrrfect solution - I don't wear one
:D :D
Ooops - does this fall under the category of "too much information?"
in the immortal words of Nancy Kerrigan,Quote:
Originally posted by slickand zippy
ahm...
now was that with two hands or two women?
or were *you* wearing the bra(s)? (why would I not put it past you?! lol)
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how do women unhook a bra with one hand???
Richard: I found the purrrfect solution - I don't wear one
:D :D
Ooops - does this fall under the category of "too much information?"
"WHY ME??, WHY MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?"
How can someone "draw a blank"?
How can there be self-help "groups"?
Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors?
Are there any unguided missiles?
Are you telling the truth if you lie in bed?
Crime doesn't pay... does that mean my job is a crime?
Day light savings time - why are they saving it and where do they keep it?
Do television evangelists do more than lay people?
Do witches run spell checkers?
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
Does killing time damage eternity?
Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
And many many more from... http://www.corsinet.com/braincandy/stupid.html
1)Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
2)Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
3) If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
RICHARD
I asked ,Why when no matter you buys
bra's at different times they all where out at the same time?
Sandy
my question had to do with the manual dexterity that womenQuote:
Originally posted by SANDY FROST
RICHARD
I asked ,Why when no matter you buys
bra's at different times they all where out at the same time?
Sandy
possess when they remove said undergarment.
i had NO answer to your question, your inquiry had me thinking along a totally unrelated, but parallel line of thought...
i'm such a boob sometimes.:rolleyes:
What's the difference between a malt and a milkshake?:o
ROFL Me either! :DQuote:
Originally posted by slick
how do women unhook a bra with one hand???
Richard: I found the purrrfect solution - I don't wear one
:D :D
Ooops - does this fall under the category of "too much information?"
And why do some people call malts, "malteds"?Quote:
Originally posted by zippy-kat
What's the difference between a malt and a milkshake?:o
Richard I like your sense of humor.
Now if I just can catch my typo's,that
would be great.
Sandy Frost:eek:
A malt has malt powder and a milk shake has none.Quote:
Originally posted by Cheshirekatt
And why do some people call malts, "malteds"?
Sandy Frost:D
Why does the weather look sunny
on my work days and overcast & yucky
on my days off?
Sandy Frost:rolleyes:
Malts are sweeter than milkshakes too because of said malt powder.Quote:
Originally posted by SANDY FROST
A malt has malt powder and a milk shake has none.
Sandy Frost:D
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Originally posted by RICHARD
how do women unhook a bra with one hand???
Flexiblity and years of practice. ;)
This is a great thread!!
Mine: If you die while you have on braces do people take them off?
LOL, I never thought of that. I'd like to know the answer to that:pQuote:
Originally posted by Rottieluver45
If you die while you have on braces do people take them off?
Good God, I hope not! I've had these darn things on long enough. If I thought I had to bear them for an eternity, I'd go insane!Quote:
Originally posted by Rottieluver45
Mine: If you die while you have on braces do people take them off?