during my worst days
at work, i remember i
have a cat at home
:)
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during my worst days
at work, i remember i
have a cat at home
:)
the purest being
on the planet could be the
cat inside your house
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such a small creature
with so much love stuffed inside
their little bodies
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always at the door
with kitty kisses to get
you inside the house
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welcome home! come in!
take your shoes off and relax,
spend some time with me!
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you look better now
no more stress, worry--will
you fix me dinner now?
:D
Richard, I love that one!!!! That's great!Quote:
Originally posted by RICHARD
during my worst days
at work, i remember i
have a cat at home
:)
"Des pas sur la neige"
this piece by debussy describes
cat paws on carpet
on the balcony
is crispy white snow that my
cat's paws will not touch
lift your lil' nose up
the winter air brings a scent
from the frozen lake
the ducks on the lake
stick their head under their feathers
the cat's far away
my dad asked me to
go to work for him while he
slept in the window.
:rolleyes:
Quote:
Originally posted by RICHARD
my dad asked me to
go to work for him while he
slept in the window.
I've been asking Squirt to do that for years! :D
i have a magic
cat, he disappears from a
room, hours at a time
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then, without warning
a furball appears in front
of my recliner
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he yawns, grooms himself
and then proceeds to ask me,
"what's for dinner, dad?"
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it's the magic of
an empty kitty belly
that makes him appear.
the best part about
a human is the warm spot
they leave in their bed
grey weather and rain
filou under the cover
prefers to play mouse
if i was a mouse
i would live in an earth hole
dark and warm and dry
i would feel comfy
on a mattress made of herbs
how about catnip
if I get bored there
says filou from his earth den
i come out and catch ya
my official new
job is stress management tech
for my dad at home
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i prepare to do
my job the moment he walks
thru the front door
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the door opens and
i begin my job he picks
me up off the floor
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stretching back muscles!
next the arm muscles -holding
me up for a kiss
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weight training, taking
me to the room so he can
change from his work clothes
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cardio training
chasing me thru the house 'til
he catches my tail
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facial muscles! i
see him smile, so i know
that he has relaxed
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now we can begin the
best part of my workout
sitting with my dad
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later, it's dinner
maybe some t.v. and a
short nap on his lap:D !
eddie cute of you
to tell us dad catches your
tail knowing he can't
I love this! :)Quote:
Originally posted by RICHARD
during my worst days
at work, i remember i
have a cat at home
:)
Gosh where have I been?!! These are wonderful - I've just read all of them at one sitting!! You're all so talented - someone should get them all together and publish. Great.
Lynne
i let dad catch myQuote:
Originally posted by Barbara
eddie cute of you
to tell us dad catches your
tail knowing he can't
tail - otherwise he would
pass out from the chase!
Richard lucky youQuote:
Originally posted by RICHARD
i let dad catch my
tail - otherwise he would
pass out from the chase!
to have a pedagogic
cat like smart Eddie
sometimes i wonder
who is smarter and who is
in charge of the house
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if i stand by the
front door and begin to cry
the cat laughs at me
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if i wake the cat
from a deep slumber, i get
the cat 'evil eye'
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if i should beg for
any kind of human treat
the cat stares at me
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pedagogic ? sure....
that cat has me wrapped around
his little front paw!
:rolleyes:
My leg is asleep
I could not care any less
I cannot wake him
_________________
What, why do you cry?
I give you all that I know
I will give you more
_________________
You lay there without
Concern for anything at all
I WILL do for you
__________________
You hear it, but what?
I listen, but, nothing comes
I trust your instinct
__________________
How can I say no?
You make such simple demands
Love me above all else
What is it about
Your innocent slumbering
that makes me content
__________________
For just a moment
I would wager my savings
to know you're happy
_________________
If your beauty was
equal to hard currency
I would drown in gold
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If one hooman could
understand your trust and love
only a genius could grasp
know how to lose weight?
try and wake the sleeping cat
that is on your chest
my dad abused me
last night, he made me watch the
westminster dog show.
i sat on his lap
patient as always, watching
him root for the dogs.
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pomeranian,
kerry blue, sheperds, lhasas-
the bane of a cat.
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cat shows are far more
dignified, no running, or
folks poking at us
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what could be more wrong,
letting a stranger stick his
hand between my legs.:eek:
a dignified cat
would never let it self be
humiliated-
in front of the world
and all those crazy dogs folks
like i saw last night.
:rolleyes:
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should dad have a thought
about making me a show
cat, i will show him!!!!!
i like my life now
(i would have to bathe, i don't
like water that much;) )
he has given me a
bath once, when he remembers
he will sober up!!!!;)
In bed I feel pain
His paws gently touch my tears
My companion Max
_________________________
I walk through the door
Her soft meow greets me there
My solemate Speckles
__________________________
OK, so I'm not a poet....I promise not to quit my day job!
:)
i love the fireplace
my dad is worried that i
like it way too much.
i cry to go to
my grandma's place and i cry
until i get fire
i sleep in front of
the cracklin' flames, i love to
absorb all the heat
grandma worries that
the heat will make me sick but
i know when to move.
my dad is worried
that i will never come home-
that he's abandoned
i pretend i am
asleep in front of the fire
so he leaves me be.
finally i did
go home. I had to go to
potty, drink and eat.
next time i'll go
potty so i can stay at
grandma's a long time.
Early spring sounds like
Melting snow drops falling down
From the black branches
Chirping birds where from
Do you come to your old nests
Up in the gutter
The quiet cats move
their ears like independent
Radar antennas
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Cataholic
My leg is asleep
I could not care any less
I cannot wake him
Oh my! Isn't this the truth!!!! :rolleyes: :D
These are all sooo good!
radar antennas
silently searching the air
for out of place noise
my dad is feeling
better these days, i told him
'write MORE about me!'
Eddie D. Katz is
my name and making my dad
laugh is ALL my game.
We are mom's helpers
she is painting the ceiling
and we make her laugh:D
paint with animals?
that is a recipe for
a CAT-astrophe
;)
Hee hee, that's cute! Thanks for sharing it, I could definately relate to that:D
you're welcome blue kat!
are you blue because of a
'brush' with a painter????;)
I once saw a blue-
Gray kitten at Grandpa's farm
Feral as northwind
Oh, Grandpa, can I ...?
But he shushed me, then pointed
Wary momcat watched
Had I grabbed at that
Sweet kitten, I would have had
No cat, but deep wounds
Ceiling white walls blue
mom's job is the boring work
ours the creative
Hehe, LOL! Yes, that's why I'm blue;)Quote:
Originally posted by RICHARD
you're welcome blue kat!
are you blue because of a
'brush' with a painter????;)
my cat goes every
where i go, i have cat hair
all over my clothes
my catboy's girlfriend
just sent him an Easter card
with some of her fur:D
an easter wish with
a tuft of hair inside it
a romantic card!
I gave my daddy
a real nice easter gift
a colored hairball!
my cat has taught me
the virtues in a way that
only a cat can :p
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perseverance, i
will catch that fly, i will catch
the fly, i will catch.............:confused:
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humility-i
will not make dad wakeup too
early saturday ;)
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patience, i will wait
for dad to clean out my box...
on second thought, HURRY! :eek:
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obedience, i
will listen to my dad when
he tells me, "STOP IT!" :rolleyes:
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faith, i always know
my dad pulls in the driveway
around six thirty :)
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hope- that dad brings
my favorite kind of treats
the fish flavored ones!:cool:
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love, i love my dad-
it's the bathing, vet and nail
clipping that bug me :D
the circus has come
to town, no, not the cirque or
barnum and bailey
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its that crazy cat
circus, the one that takes place
while you are at work
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the death defying
stunts, animal acts taking
place in your own home
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see the high wire cat
leap from the shelves onto your
bed, what a brave cat!
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watched the trained feline
sit up and juggle his toys
what great paw control!!
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be amazed as the
cat disappears behind the
white window curtains!!!
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voila'! he appears
again, racing around the
arena, LOOK OUT!
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he magically
moves rugs across the floor with
no more than one paw!!
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and his greatest trick
yet, his food disappears in
his mouth, LOOK NO HANDS!!!!
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a few hours later
it reappears inside of
his clean litter box!!!!!!!
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now watch the sleeping
cat as his dad walks into
the destroyed household
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"what has happened here???"
dad, it was just the circus......
i think you missed it!!!!!!
I love basketball
dad sits in the recliner
during the playoffs
I snooze in his lap
til his team scores a basket-
his screams wake me up!
:( :confused: :rolleyes: :mad: